Shadow Wolf Posted December 5, 2003 mine would be superfoot newtman!! it comes with moveable legs ready to kick the crap out of ACLU lawyers, welfare recipients and unwed mothers, additional congressman may be bought cheaply!! 0 Share this post Link to post
Little Faith Posted December 5, 2003 Anatomically correct plush spiders. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sephiroth Posted December 5, 2003 12 inch water proof dong, with spining beads and cyber skin with 7 speeds, lets not forget the G-spot stimulator. well maybe just a latex fist nah heard that song on bob and tom last week, very funny. 0 Share this post Link to post
Remilia Scarlet Posted December 5, 2003 Hmm...I'd either be the ultimate vibrator or He-Man. 0 Share this post Link to post
darknation Posted December 5, 2003 optimus penis, a vibe that transforms into a robot. 0 Share this post Link to post
Lizardcommando Posted December 5, 2003 I'd like to make a Lizardcommando action figure! Comes with removable goggles, akimbo MP5Ks, a pistol, and a samurai sword! Another action figure I'd like to make would be a Heli-Lizard action figure complete with a heli-pack, removeable helmet and goggles, and a bazooka. I'd also like to make some Lizard Squad action figures. You can get the 4 heroes of the game in one pack. Each of them would have their pistols and a special gun. Also the enemy soldiers would be in a pack too, except there would be a vehicle included in it! Also, I'd like to make some Lizard Squad figurines (something like those toys you get from the vending machines) Collect all 50! Most of them would be various Lizard Soldiers holding various guns or items. On top of that you get the main characters with different guns and stuff! Hell, I'd like to make Lizardcommando plush dolls!!! :D Other than LC, there's a Heli-Lizard plush doll, LSMC Soldier plush doll (complete with cigar) and a Wizard Lizard doll! Hmm... this kinda gives me an idea for my computer graphics class... ;) 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted December 5, 2003 <insert dildo joke here> Seriously, I think the coolest toys ever were Hotwheels and Micromachines playsets. Just so much to do... Also, the one toy I would make would be a remake of the Ninja Turtles Pizza Shooter, but just fuck the Tutles liscence and call it the Eye Gouger 3000. Man, that was the best toy ever. 0 Share this post Link to post
Baron Slayer419 Posted December 5, 2003 Post hell!!! Post hell!!!!!!!!!! I would create a toy that goes to post Hell !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0 Share this post Link to post
Scuba Steve Posted December 5, 2003 Bush Action Figure, the AWOL edition. Coke knife and Foam Dome included. 0 Share this post Link to post
Epyo Posted December 6, 2003 I'd make a sweet remote control hovercraft or something. That would be so awesome. One that could go up in the air and hover around. Yeah. 0 Share this post Link to post
Fletcher` Posted December 6, 2003 Superpants and Minnie Skirt action figures, with the evil dreaded Agent Pritch!! 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted December 6, 2003 I'd create the Ultimate Virtual Reality Device 3000, because we all know you can do in VR what you can't do in real life, e.g., wank on a busy street without getting in trouble. 0 Share this post Link to post
Hobo Posted December 6, 2003 A Mr. Zucchini Head, complete with feet and a ski cap, and with vibrating action! Look at Mr. Zucchini Head dance! 0 Share this post Link to post
Liam Posted December 6, 2003 one exclamation point would've sufficed, baron slayer. um. i'd probably make a real doll of myself. or a christopher lowell plushie. 0 Share this post Link to post
Linguica Posted December 6, 2003 It should be soft and cuddly. With lots of firepower! Its eyes should be telescopes! No, periscopes! No, microscopes! It should be full of surprises. It should never stop dancing. And it should need accessories. 0 Share this post Link to post
Disorder Posted December 6, 2003 Those spiders from Minority Report. I want one. 0 Share this post Link to post
Tyockell Posted December 6, 2003 pot smoking elmo with a pack of blue zig-zags and a gram of white widow hydro. 0 Share this post Link to post
darknation Posted December 6, 2003 hey, lizard commando... check out the comics of Vaughn Bode. Have a look for "Junkwaffel" and "War Lizards". I think you'll like it. 0 Share this post Link to post
geekmarine Posted December 6, 2003 DJ_Haruko said:Hmm...I'd either be the ultimate vibrator or He-Man. What, you can't be both? I mean, I think the ultimate vibrator should be named "He-Man." Just my opinion on the matter... Anyways, I'd make something... Really cool. I don't know what it'd be, but it'd have to be really cool, whatever it was. 0 Share this post Link to post
Manga Girl Marchelle Posted December 14, 2003 a set of freaky creatures that attack you virtually, and you get too kill them under a helmet, and you also come paked with a holo projector that makes them availible to move around the areas. 0 Share this post Link to post
Chopkinsca Posted December 14, 2003 Some sort of blanket that has the ability to fly. I would call it a "flying blanket of super fun kid happy fun time" 0 Share this post Link to post
Sephiroth Posted December 14, 2003 anatomicly correct legos, nothing beats lego porn. not really, but a pez lighter or pez zip gun is cool. the lighter was a hippo, but leaked like a bitch. then we decided to make it explode 0 Share this post Link to post
fraggle Posted December 14, 2003 Sephiroth said:anatomicly correct legos, nothing beats lego porn.http://fraggle.alkali.org/stuffage/legoatse/ 0 Share this post Link to post
chilvence Posted December 14, 2003 Some kind of autonamous robot-drone that knocks out children with a lead pipe and brings me their toysssss....yesss.... It would be programmed to go off at the end of christmas day, muahahahahaaaa! 0 Share this post Link to post