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Shadow Wolf

if you could create your own toy what would it be?

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mine would be superfoot newtman!! it comes with moveable legs ready to kick the crap out of ACLU lawyers, welfare recipients and unwed mothers, additional congressman may be bought cheaply!!

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12 inch water proof dong, with spining beads and cyber skin with 7 speeds, lets not forget the G-spot stimulator.

well maybe just a latex fist

nah heard that song on bob and tom last week, very funny.

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I'd like to make a Lizardcommando action figure! Comes with removable goggles, akimbo MP5Ks, a pistol, and a samurai sword! Another action figure I'd like to make would be a Heli-Lizard action figure complete with a heli-pack, removeable helmet and goggles, and a bazooka.

I'd also like to make some Lizard Squad action figures. You can get the 4 heroes of the game in one pack. Each of them would have their pistols and a special gun. Also the enemy soldiers would be in a pack too, except there would be a vehicle included in it!

Also, I'd like to make some Lizard Squad figurines (something like those toys you get from the vending machines) Collect all 50! Most of them would be various Lizard Soldiers holding various guns or items. On top of that you get the main characters with different guns and stuff!

Hell, I'd like to make Lizardcommando plush dolls!!! :D Other than LC, there's a Heli-Lizard plush doll, LSMC Soldier plush doll (complete with cigar) and a Wizard Lizard doll!

Hmm... this kinda gives me an idea for my computer graphics class... ;)

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<insert dildo joke here>

Seriously, I think the coolest toys ever were Hotwheels and Micromachines playsets. Just so much to do... Also, the one toy I would make would be a remake of the Ninja Turtles Pizza Shooter, but just fuck the Tutles liscence and call it the Eye Gouger 3000. Man, that was the best toy ever.

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I'd make a sweet remote control hovercraft or something. That would be so awesome. One that could go up in the air and hover around. Yeah.

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Superpants and Minnie Skirt action figures, with the evil dreaded Agent Pritch!!

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I'd create the Ultimate Virtual Reality Device 3000, because we all know you can do in VR what you can't do in real life, e.g., wank on a busy street without getting in trouble.

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A Mr. Zucchini Head, complete with feet and a ski cap, and with vibrating action! Look at Mr. Zucchini Head dance!

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one exclamation point would've sufficed, baron slayer.

um. i'd probably make a real doll of myself. or a christopher lowell plushie.

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It should be soft and cuddly. With lots of firepower! Its eyes should be telescopes! No, periscopes! No, microscopes! It should be full of surprises. It should never stop dancing. And it should need accessories.

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hey, lizard commando... check out the comics of Vaughn Bode. Have a look for "Junkwaffel" and "War Lizards". I think you'll like it.

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DJ_Haruko said:

Hmm...I'd either be the ultimate vibrator or He-Man.


What, you can't be both? I mean, I think the ultimate vibrator should be named "He-Man." Just my opinion on the matter...

Anyways, I'd make something... Really cool. I don't know what it'd be, but it'd have to be really cool, whatever it was.

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anatomicly correct legos, nothing beats lego porn.

not really, but a pez lighter or pez zip gun is cool.

the lighter was a hippo, but leaked like a bitch. then we decided to make it explode

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Some kind of autonamous robot-drone that knocks out children with a lead pipe and brings me their toysssss....yesss....

It would be programmed to go off at the end of christmas day, muahahahahaaaa!

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