What does a guy have to do to get laid around here?

[Doom-Child]

Well?

[sargebaldy]

I guess it depends on the guy. And the girl. I've always gone for the more gentlemanly approach myself. But it hasn't worked so I don't recommend it for others.

[Use]

pick up the phone

[Doom-Child]

Damn. I knew I was forgetting something.

DC

[Hobo]

Well that would require me to go socialize.

[DoomDiz]

Be a doom-nerd. Thats how I get single college-aged hotties!

[læmænt]

kill yourself, maybe in the next reincarnation you won't be a FUCKING NERD

[DoomDiz]

that works too, i suppose

[Hobo]

To be serious, just be yourself. Sex is overrated anyway.

[Disorder]

Feed her GHB.

[Fredrik]

Become gay.

[Captain Red]

yep, there's always the chance you'll be raped be somebody who whants to show how non-gay they are.

[Dark Fox]

post more.. epenis++

[engineer]

blog

[Mr. Woot]

make a female cyborg i guess....

[Remilia Scarlet]

Hmm, I dunno. I've been finding a few girls attracted to my geekiness lately, while other times they seem to avoid it like a plague. Try going the man pages.

[Ultraviolet]

I have sex more frequently than most of you do.

[infurnus1]

If you aren't looking for a girlfriend then they appear to want to be your girlfriend even more, this is a side effect of me wanting to be alone, so I'm kind of agravated...

[Ultraviolet]

Infurnus said:

If you aren't looking for a girlfriend then they appear to want to be your girlfriend even more, this is a side effect of me wanting to be alone, so I'm kind of agravated...

I have noticed that. I can get it from my ex girlfriend any time I want basically, but I kinda have to play at this thing a little... I really don't like to do that, so meh.

[DooMBoy]

You might also try getting a life, I heard that works really well.

Ultraviolet said:

I have sex more frequently than most of you do.

What, with your hand? That doesn't count, in case you didn't know :P

[fodders]

I find 20 minutes of begging works for me.

[Dark Fox]

For twenty dollars I will steer you queer.

[Tobester]

make mommy give you a sister

[GoldEyes]

Ultraviolet said:

I have sex more frequently than most of you do.

I beg to differ. ;)

[fodders]

GoldEyes said:

I beg to differ. ;)

I beg to get laid :P

[insertwackynamehere]

Right when I entered high school (and bit before it also) I noticed girls started liking me and people like me, more than the type of people they liked in elementary school. And elementary schoolers can't have sex, so I guess it will all balance out in the long run ;-)

[NightmareZer0]

Go down to main street with about 100 bucks and find you a nice hooker.

[Ralphis]

Tobester said:

make mommy give you a sister

only aca

[Sharessa]

Hugs ^_^

Actualy, I have no idea. Every relationship I've ever been in has completely blown up in my face before it could even be considered a relationship. So nowadays I'm not even looking for a girlfriend anymore, just some hugs every once in a while. That at least seems to be working out for me.

[Opulent]

How to make her stop is what I want to know.