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Doomworld Jeopardy

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Alex: Hello, and I'm Alex TreBard, and this is...

DOOMWORLD JEOPARDY

Alex: Let's meet our contestants for today, they are...

Alex: First, meet DooMBoy! DooMBoy, what do you do for a living?

DooMBoy: FNORD! HAHAHA!

Alex: What is a fnord?

DooMBoy: www.pred.de! LOL!

Alex: Ok, maybe we'll skip you... our next contestant... Mordeth! Mordeth, what do you do?

Mordeth: I'm an Admin for a doo- wait...

*Mordeth sniffs like dog

*Mordeth runs over and rips guy in crowd apart, and reveals pirated copy of Doom 2 hidden in the man's jacket.

Mordeth: Warez! It all must die!

Alex: Ok... well time to meet our reigning champion... Deadnail!

deadnail: Don't capitalize the d, damn you!

Alex: I'm... talking, Mr. deadnail. I can't capitalize anything.

deadnail: Oh yes, that's right... carry on.

Alex: Well, let's see our categories for the first round, shall we? And they are...

DOOM DEMONS, THE BFG, MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS, DOOMER STEREOTYPES, LÜT, AND REALLY REALLY BAD PWADS.

Alex: Let's start with you, deadnail.

deadnail: Uhm... I'll take "Doomer stereotypes" for one-hundred.

EXTREMELY RELIGOUS CHRISTIANS
MIGHT THINK DOOMERS ARE THIS.

*ring*

Alex: DooMBoy, yes?

DooMBoy: What is Gelatin!

Alex: No, that is incorrect.

*ring*

Alex: Yes, deadnail?

deadnail: What is Satanic

Alex: Correct, deadnail!

deadnail: I'll take-

*ring*

Alex: DooMBoy, I haven't asked a question yet...

DooMBoy: I need to go to the bathroom!

Alex: Sorry, we're on the air. You should have gone earlier. Now what category do you want, deadnail?

deadnail: I'll take "Really really bad pwads" for four-hundred.

THIS HORRIBLE 30 LEVEL
MEGAWAD WAS NAMED AS IF
IT WAS THE SON OF A MAN NAMED
"DOOM".

*ring*

Alex: DooMBoy?

DooMBoy: LOOK OVER THERE!

*Alex turns head

*Man rushes in and whispers answer in doomboy's ear

DooMBoy: What is DoomJR?

Alex: Wow, that's actually correct! Okay DooMBoy, the board is yours.

DooMBoy: I want Lüt for two-hundred.

Alex: It's a daily double! You have four-hundred, doomboy, how much will you wager?

DooMBoy: I'll play it safe and wager 0.

*Alex stares at DooMBoy strangely.

Alex: Ok, here's the answer

LÜT LIVES IN THIS
ILLINOIS CITY

DooMBoy: What is Phobos!

Alex: No, that's very very incorrect, DooMBoy. Pick another category.

DooMBoy: I want Doom Demons for five hundred!

THIS DEMON IS COMMONLY
CALLED "PINKY"

*deadnail slams buzzer again and again and again

deadnail: I think mine bro-

Alex: You have to ring in, deadnail!

deadnail: but-

Alex: Deadnail, you HAVE to ring in!

*ring*

Alex: Mordeth?

Mordeth: What is a "bulldog" demon?

Alex: That's cor-

Mordeth: Wait... I smell something... YOU! YOU PIRATED A COPY OF "HEXEN"!

*Mordeth dashes at alex

*Alex dodges

*Mordeth runs into video question screens and breaks it down

Alex: Well damn, now we can't continue. Well, we'll just skip to final jeopardy, I'll make something up. Mord, calm down and I'll pay you for hexen after the show

*Mordeth mumbles and goes back behind desk.

Alex: And the final jeopardy category is...

DOOM MUSIC

Alex: The answer is...

HE COMPOSED THE DOOM MUSIC

Alex: Now, DooMBoy, Mordeth, Deadnail, write down your answers and wagers...

*cheesy music*

Alex: DooMBoy, let's see what you wrote...

THE GUY WHO COMPOSED THE DOOM MUSIC

Alex: I'm sorry, but you have to be much more specific... your wager?

$69

DooMBoy: Get it? 69! LOL!

Alex: Ohhhh kayyy... Mord, what's your answer?

WHO IS BOBBY PRINCE JR.?

Alex: That's correct! Your wager?

399$

Alex: Good! That brings you up to 899$ Deadnail, let's see your answer...

YOU CAPITALIZED THE DAMN d AGAIN YOU BASTARD.

Alex: deadnail, I'm talking. Can't capitalize anything.

deadnail: Oh shit, yeah...

Alex: Your wager?

DIE CAPITALIZER

Alex: Sorry, that won't cut it. Our new champ, Mordeth!

*Mordeth sniffs.

Mordeth: More warez in the crowd!

*Crowd makes wild break for the exit.

Alex: Join us next week on doomworld Jeopardy!

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Yeah, it sucks. But I was bored and I thought some people here might be amused by it.

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/me looks forward to next week


Uhm... I'm pretty sure I'd run outta material in a few weeks... but thanks!

hahahahahahahahaha

Best DW forum post... ever


Oh geez, do you really think so?

/me struts

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Make me in the next one.
Alex: What do you do bigbadgangsta
BBG: Bother the admins about being a moderator.

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Cute, real cute.... a Jeopardy game that was actually funny. Never thought -that- could happen ^_^.... *kicks the real Trebeck(sp?)* that guy isn't human! A mortal would be sick to death of announcing that show by now...

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That's right, BBG....I'm important, and you AIN'T.

Yeah, what would we do without our village idiot?? Think a little before posting :P

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You've been officially complimented by me. Congratulations.
[edit]HEY! YOU STOLE MY ICON! YOU BASRAD![/edit]

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i wonder what'd happen if i was in it.. only problem is, i don't really know jeopardy that much. (now i'm definitely gonna be in the next one)

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Heh, we need Lüt vs. Zaldron, too...

Yeah, Zaldron, deadnail and I. Too bad he used deady already. I guess he could use Dima instead.

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Umh? What is this? Could it be? Yes...it's a <GOOD> Fan Fiction Post!! HOORAY!!111


/me dances a jig

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Meet our contestants:
Lüt, moderator who does nothing but post 24-7, Pablo Dictter, creator of some excellent DOOM levels and some awesome Wolfenstein level packs., and LINGUICA!!!!

Me: Ling, you have control of the board. Current categories are non-DOOM FPSs, good WADs, and worthless trivia.
Ling: I'll take non-DOOM for 100.
Me: The color of B.J. Blazkowicz's shirt in Wolfenstein 3-D and Spear of Destiny...
Ling: What is green?
Me: Incorrect.
Pablo: What is gray?
Me: CORRECT!
Pablo: I'll take good WADs for 100.
Me: the first of a series of legendary WADs...
Pablo: What is Artica?
Me: Incorrect.
Lüt: What is Memento Mori?
Me: Correct!
Lüt: I'll take Worthless Trivia for 500.
Me: What does IDSPISPOPD mean?
Lüt: Dunno.
Me: Wrong!
Ling: What is Smashing Pumpkins Into Small Piles of Putrid Debris?
Me: CORRECT!
BUZZ!
Me: Uh-oh! We're out of time! See you next time!

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