Mr. Woot Posted January 12, 2004 if you could put 6 new weapons in doom what would they be? I would put 1) calico mp18 2) mp44 3) walther p 38 4) a scimitar or falchion 5) flashbang grenades 6) and my favorites......a dog toy to throw for the pinkie demons or a hamburger that pops up to replenish health 0 Share this post Link to post
Ichor Posted January 12, 2004 Here's a few ideas: High priced lawyers Five year old fruitcake Mop The Happy Helmet The IRS Squirt gun A gun that fires Pain Elementals (remove the 20 Lost Soul limit) The Death Star (hard to carry around, though) A board with a nail in it An old fashioned boombox playing the Macarena at full volume. Model airplanes carrying machineguns. Thunderstorm (powered up Arc of Death) Blood's voodoo doll. Excessive flatulence The Devil Bat (if you've seen that silly movie, you'll know what I mean) Salad Shooter Silly String Happy Fun Ball Excalibat Quad Laser Poison ivy Banana peels Spud gun Partially frozen water balloons Unicorn X 0 Share this post Link to post
Fredrik Posted January 12, 2004 From weaker to stronger: 1. Broken pile of wood (mostly useless) 2. Semi-automatic quasar spawner 3. Instant cosmic implosion detonator 4. Hard evidence that scientologists are right 5. Ni! 6. A "what-if?"-list (OH GNO AGHnRRGHzrzrzrzr*pf!khspfpwlkplwurfwurf) 0 Share this post Link to post
Disorder Posted January 12, 2004 Here's one to solve things quicker: A nuclear bomb. 0 Share this post Link to post
Dark Fox Posted January 12, 2004 The Super Elite Awesome Goth Emo Queen Whiner launcher with weird subculture twink ammo. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted January 12, 2004 1. RIAA Cops 2. Magitek Armor! (chug-chug-chug) 3. Heraldo Rivera 4. a heat-seaking-multi-tasking-self-destructing-anti-nuclear-sub-atomic-fire-belching-grenage-hurling-laser-guided-megagun! 5. a spork 6. an alpha Black Lotus 0 Share this post Link to post
Dark Fox Posted January 12, 2004 the_Danarchist said:4. a heat-seaking-multi-tasking-self-destructing-anti-nuclear-sub-atomic-fire-belching-grenage-hurling-laser-guided-megagun! Oh jesus is that old.. lol Edit: Reading some of my really old posts, I've determined I'm a total assqueen. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted January 12, 2004 Dark Fox said:Oh jesus is that old.. lol Yeah. I think that's the second thread I ever started (after my introductory one). 0 Share this post Link to post
dsm Posted January 12, 2004 I wouldn't put a single new weapon in Doom - you don't fuck up the perfect arsenal. Might consider throwing in a Soul Cube once I've completed Doom 3 (because then I'd know what it does and if it fits the arsenal). 0 Share this post Link to post
-Jk- Posted January 12, 2004 Snoop dogg shouting 'shizzle my izzle' or 'thats the shiznit fo sho' all over the place... God that MTV show is weird... 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted January 12, 2004 Rapid attack dog Police baton Really sharp knife Volatile can of Cheese Whiz Pointy stick Really big boot 0 Share this post Link to post
The Ultimate DooMer Posted January 12, 2004 Cow launcher (complete with moo) High-impact garbage cannon Ban-O-Matic Warez-seeking missiles Ball shit snakes (live ones) Heh thrower Window wiper (hang on, that's already been done...) Nuclear Submarine (does 5000 damage to all creatures and all players) Anything from Worms Fresh fruit (as the monsters won't have taken any self-defence lessons) Cake mode Crappy internet trial CD's (use like shurikens) Malfunctioning V-chip The funniest joke in the world Ni! (already mentioned I know, but it's such a classic it's worth mentioning again) the_Danarchist said:an alpha Black Lotus No doubt obtained by reaching the mega-mega-mega-mega-secret map and killing 10000 monsters when you get there. (and it's the only one you'll find) 0 Share this post Link to post
Draconio Posted January 12, 2004 Well, on a more serious note, I did make a weapons mod for ZDoom once, mainly intended for deathmatch play. I never released it because of ripped graphics and sounds for the weapons and because it had a few bugs in it, but I did send it to someone on Doom Connector to try it out, and he thought it was pretty cool. The weapons were as follows: 1a: Fist (Didn't change it) 1b: Claws (Multiple fist strikes in each swing. Deadly if berserk.) 2: Auto Rifle (More or less comparable to the chaingun.) 3a: Sniper Rifle (Fires seven bullets at once with pinpoint accuracy) 3b: Super Shotgun (Didn't change it) 4: Metal Storm (Fires single-shotgun blasts at half the rate of the chaingun) 5: Rocket Launcher (Didn't change it) 6: Flame Thrower (Fires faster than the plasma rifle, but with less damage per shot and limited range) 7: MegaRocket Launcher (For five rocket ammo, it fires a MegaRocket that does more damage and an has a quintuple explosion. I also made it not auto-fire if you held down the fire button.) 0 Share this post Link to post
Janderson Posted January 12, 2004 1. Dick. 2. Mom. 3. Plasma-cluster-bomb launcher. 4. Breeze block. 5. Jesus' own Crucifix 666. !!!!!The Feeders trilogy!!!!!! Demons: 'Holy Fuck, NO!' 0 Share this post Link to post
Sephiroth Posted January 12, 2004 Mr. Woot said:if you could put 6 new weapons in doom what would they be? I would put 1) calico mp18 2) mp44 3) walther p 38 4) a scimitar or falchion 5) flashbang grenades 6) and my favorites......a dog toy to throw for the pinkie demons or a hamburger that pops up to replenish health well the STG-44 (MP44) and p38 are both WW II, thus would be out dated in 21XX. though they do look cool. flashbangs could be useful, but please dont turn doom into counter strike 0 Share this post Link to post
Planky Posted January 12, 2004 Ichor said:Here's a few ideas: High priced lawyers Five year old fruitcake Mop The Happy Helmet The IRS Squirt gun A gun that fires Pain Elementals (remove the 20 Lost Soul limit) The Death Star (hard to carry around, though) A board with a nail in it An old fashioned boombox playing the Macarena at full volume. Model airplanes carrying machineguns. Thunderstorm (powered up Arc of Death) Blood's voodoo doll. Excessive flatulence The Devil Bat (if you've seen that silly movie, you'll know what I mean) Salad Shooter Silly String Happy Fun Ball Excalibat Quad Laser Poison ivy Banana peels Spud gun Partially frozen water balloons Unicorn X Sounds like a DooM version of Worms. 0 Share this post Link to post
Fletcher` Posted January 12, 2004 Ichor said:Here's a few ideas: High priced lawyers Five year old fruitcake Mop The Happy Helmet The IRS Squirt gun A gun that fires Pain Elementals (remove the 20 Lost Soul limit) The Death Star (hard to carry around, though) A board with a nail in it An old fashioned boombox playing the Macarena at full volume. Model airplanes carrying machineguns. Thunderstorm (powered up Arc of Death) Blood's voodoo doll. Excessive flatulence The Devil Bat (if you've seen that silly movie, you'll know what I mean) Salad Shooter Silly String Happy Fun Ball Excalibat Quad Laser Poison ivy Banana peels Spud gun Partially frozen water balloons Unicorn X You copy and paste that don't you. 0 Share this post Link to post
Draconio Posted January 13, 2004 Janderson said:1. Dick. Already done, in Vulgar.wad. 0 Share this post Link to post
Quast Posted January 13, 2004 Sephiroth said:but please dont turn doom into counter strike That's exactly what I thought when I read his post. 0 Share this post Link to post
Coopersville Posted January 13, 2004 Nuclear grenades Nuclear crossbow bolts Nuclear shotgun shells 0 Share this post Link to post
læmænt Posted January 13, 2004 Coopersville said:Nuclear grenades Nuclear crossbow bolts Nuclear shotgun shells Nuclear chainsaw Nuclear fists Nuclear medikits Also a weapon that fires boss shooters. 0 Share this post Link to post