Kalashnikov mp3 player

[fodders]

MP3 player [link not entirely work-safe, red. Mordeth]
The "AK-MP3 Jukebox" comes with 20GB storage capable to hold up to 9000 songs or 3000 hours of mp3 audio books.

[Ultraviolet]

That... is fucking awesome.

[Fredrik]

Great. Now you can be labeled a twofold terrorist - by using pirated music and walking around with a weapon* simultaneously!

* Note: this may only work outside the United States. In the United States, the act of carrying a weapon in a patriotic fashion might cancel the impact of commiting piracy. That doesn't mean you'll be safe if you try, though, as listening to music that has not been paid for is generally considered one of the most grotesque crimes against humankind conceivable.

[-Jk-]

Actually, the thing I care most about in that article thing is the girl in the pictures....

[Ultraviolet]

Fredrik said:

In the United States, the act of carrying a weapon in a patriotic fashion might cancel the impact of commiting piracy.

Not if it's an AK -- that's a COMMUNIST weapon!

-Jk- said:

Actually, the thing I care most about in that article thing is the girl in the pictures....

First thing I noticed too, heh.

[Gilius9000]

...the Ginsu knife MP3 player is up-and-coming, or maybe a toaster that plays opera records. What will people with too much time think of next?

[Lord FlatHead]

That's pretty stupid.

[Tobester]

It sounds like a good idea, but some dick is gonna fuck it up for everyone. Walk down the street grooving to yer tunes and the cops think your a russian taliban terrorist from the deepest darkest part of alabama so they gun you down.

Cop: Shit we just killed this kid and the gun wasn't even real!

Cop2: It's ok, the mp3s on his player were pirated. Let's go have donuts.

[Quast]

Does she come with it?

[Disorder]

Now people can be killed with Britney's music. Awesome.

[Sephiroth]

Disorder said:

Now people can be killed with Britney's music. Awesome.

wait, i thought Britney's music killed people?
better looking than half the shit we carry at work. god some of those things look like a retard made them out of play-do

[Dunbar]

Odd, I was expecting a few pictures of the AK-MP3 in better detail, but they just keep showing off the girl. I'm not complaining about the girl, I'm just sayin' they could have showed off the actual product better.

[kain]

would have been better if they had nude picture posing and or playin with it. like holding it inbetween her boobies. lol.

[fodders]

kain said:

would have been better if they had nude picture posing and or playin with it. like holding it inbetween her boobies. lol.

Shshsh Mordeth had enough trouble with it having girls in bikinis in it :P

[zark]

[destx]

zarkyb said:

Don't quote images

It could be his daughter.

[Twiztid]

Quast said:

Does she come with it?

I dunno but if she did I would get the first one. God im desperate. :(