Ken and Barbie to split :(

[fodders]

Damn

Toy maker Mattel has announced Ken and Barbie, the Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward of the doll world, have split after four decades of ageless romance.
/edit Divorced Barbie is gonna be way more expensive now, she will come bundled with Ken's car/home/swimming pool/bank account etc :(

[Bloodshedder]

and her new partner will be...

a black woman.

[Scabbed Angel]

"Listen you malibu middle class barbie piece of shit!"

Barbie sucks. But that's not the only reason why Ken's divorcing her ass. Just look at him. Yep, that's why.

[DOOM Anomaly]

GI Joe and Heman are swooping in!

[The Ultimate DooMer]

Sounds more like political correctness is swooping in.

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[Sephiroth]

i predict ken gets a "happy" friend

personaly i would like to see a fat drunk white trash ken, complete with 6 pack and 5 O'clock shadow

a fresh out of rehab barbie would be cool too. tired eyes, whore cloths and make up, bad whore-hair, needle tracks and herpes

[DooMBoy]

Whore Barbie

[Remilia Scarlet]

Barbie finally had enough of the physical abuse that Ken would give her? Whoops, that wasn't supposed to come out...sorry, babe

[Sharessa]

Barbie's new guy will be Bongload Brandon. Sporting dreadlocks, a goateee, pot belly and meaningless tribal tattoos, this total loser will be more accurate to what most girls will one day marry.

(I dunno, just pulled that out of my ass)

[Scabbed Angel]

How about Doomworld Dude? Dorky, cynical, and a virgin.

[Fletcher`]

Anyone remember Trailer Trash Barbie?

[DooMBoy]

Scabbed Angel said:

Dorky, cynical, and a virgin.

I'm sure someone will say this if I don't, so here goes: speak for yourself :P

[Scuba Steve]

Mattel has released some preliminary info on barbies new "partner"

[Sharessa]

Nah, that's old. They've since re-vamped him.

[Dunbar]

Danarchy said:

Nah, that's old. They've since re-vamped him.

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The real reason they split up is because Ken caught Barbie and G.I. Joe having sex when he came home early from work.

[Stealthy Ivan]

Haha!!! It goes along with the times. Now days most familys have only one parent. So the toy company is just keeping it real! :)

[Infinite Ammunition]

Barbie's new husband should be Scott Petersen (or however his last name is spelled) :P

[Weakmind]

Every one knows that the split was from the fact that Ken and GIJoe where in thecloset together... and they weren't drunk while doing that

[Ubik]

Phase 1: Ken becomes Milhouse's dad.

Phase 2: Ken enters a long-term relationship with Sgt. Slaughter.

Phase 3: Ken becomes Divine.

Phase 4: Ken wreaks violent vengeance upon Barbie and her fuck of the week.

Phase 5: Ken drops the soap.

[Penguin]

A lack of penis/vagina combo will usually cause some relationship problems

[Grazza]

ravage said:

Anyone remember Trailer Trash Barbie?

More like that here.

[Quast]

Grazza said:

More like that here.

Beastiality Barbie
Pedophile Barbie/Ken (special 2-pack with Baby Sister Kelly)
Scat Barbie (Mouth opens extra wide)

sounds nice

[Twiztid]

Scabbed Angel said:

Barbie sucks. But that's not the only reason why Ken's divorcing her ass. Just look at him. Yep, that's why.

Nope, she wouldn't suck and thats why Ken's divorcing her ass.

Grazza said:

More like that here.

Well I got a laugh from it. The Adult Store Barbies sounded kinda funny.

[Sephiroth]

why not, so many barbies out there.
i remeber my friend called that "life"size barbie, "my little blowjob queen"

what about fisting barbie?

[Twiztid]

Aliens-are-using-me-for sex Barbie (Abducted Ken not included)

Skinned Alive Barbie (Found next to Skinned Alive Barney sold next to salt)

Spontaneously Combustible Barbie

Cannibal Barbie

Cannibalism Victim Barbie

Cremation Barbie (non-returnable)

Embalming Kit Barbie

Oh my God! They killed Ken! ("South Park" promotional toy from last month's Happy Meals)

Overdosed-on-Olestra Barbie (also sold as Anal Leakage Barbie)



These sound kinda fun.:D