fodders Posted February 13, 2004 Damn Toy maker Mattel has announced Ken and Barbie, the Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward of the doll world, have split after four decades of ageless romance. /edit Divorced Barbie is gonna be way more expensive now, she will come bundled with Ken's car/home/swimming pool/bank account etc :( 0 Share this post Link to post
Bloodshedder Posted February 13, 2004 and her new partner will be... a black woman. 0 Share this post Link to post
Scabbed Angel Posted February 13, 2004 "Listen you malibu middle class barbie piece of shit!" Barbie sucks. But that's not the only reason why Ken's divorcing her ass. Just look at him. Yep, that's why. 0 Share this post Link to post
DOOM Anomaly Posted February 13, 2004 GI Joe and Heman are swooping in! 0 Share this post Link to post
The Ultimate DooMer Posted February 13, 2004 Sounds more like political correctness is swooping in. ****************************************************** ******************OMG 3000th post!!!!********************* ****************************************************** 0 Share this post Link to post
Sephiroth Posted February 13, 2004 i predict ken gets a "happy" friend personaly i would like to see a fat drunk white trash ken, complete with 6 pack and 5 O'clock shadow a fresh out of rehab barbie would be cool too. tired eyes, whore cloths and make up, bad whore-hair, needle tracks and herpes 0 Share this post Link to post
Remilia Scarlet Posted February 13, 2004 Barbie finally had enough of the physical abuse that Ken would give her? Whoops, that wasn't supposed to come out...sorry, babe 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted February 13, 2004 Barbie's new guy will be Bongload Brandon. Sporting dreadlocks, a goateee, pot belly and meaningless tribal tattoos, this total loser will be more accurate to what most girls will one day marry. (I dunno, just pulled that out of my ass) 0 Share this post Link to post
Scabbed Angel Posted February 13, 2004 How about Doomworld Dude? Dorky, cynical, and a virgin. 0 Share this post Link to post
Fletcher` Posted February 13, 2004 Anyone remember Trailer Trash Barbie? 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted February 13, 2004 Scabbed Angel said:Dorky, cynical, and a virgin. I'm sure someone will say this if I don't, so here goes: speak for yourself :P 0 Share this post Link to post
Scuba Steve Posted February 13, 2004 Mattel has released some preliminary info on barbies new "partner" 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted February 13, 2004 Nah, that's old. They've since re-vamped him. 0 Share this post Link to post
Dunbar Posted February 13, 2004 Danarchy said:Nah, that's old. They've since re-vamped him. 403 The real reason they split up is because Ken caught Barbie and G.I. Joe having sex when he came home early from work. 0 Share this post Link to post
Stealthy Ivan Posted February 13, 2004 Haha!!! It goes along with the times. Now days most familys have only one parent. So the toy company is just keeping it real! :) 0 Share this post Link to post
Infinite Ammunition Posted February 13, 2004 Barbie's new husband should be Scott Petersen (or however his last name is spelled) :P 0 Share this post Link to post
Weakmind Posted February 13, 2004 Every one knows that the split was from the fact that Ken and GIJoe where in thecloset together... and they weren't drunk while doing that 0 Share this post Link to post
Ubik Posted February 13, 2004 Phase 1: Ken becomes Milhouse's dad. Phase 2: Ken enters a long-term relationship with Sgt. Slaughter. Phase 3: Ken becomes Divine. Phase 4: Ken wreaks violent vengeance upon Barbie and her fuck of the week. Phase 5: Ken drops the soap. 0 Share this post Link to post
Penguin Posted February 13, 2004 A lack of penis/vagina combo will usually cause some relationship problems 0 Share this post Link to post
Grazza Posted February 14, 2004 ravage said:Anyone remember Trailer Trash Barbie? More like that here. 0 Share this post Link to post
Quast Posted February 14, 2004 Grazza said:More like that here. Beastiality Barbie Pedophile Barbie/Ken (special 2-pack with Baby Sister Kelly) Scat Barbie (Mouth opens extra wide) sounds nice 0 Share this post Link to post
Twiztid Posted February 14, 2004 Scabbed Angel said:Barbie sucks. But that's not the only reason why Ken's divorcing her ass. Just look at him. Yep, that's why. Nope, she wouldn't suck and thats why Ken's divorcing her ass. Grazza said:More like that here. Well I got a laugh from it. The Adult Store Barbies sounded kinda funny. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sephiroth Posted February 14, 2004 why not, so many barbies out there. i remeber my friend called that "life"size barbie, "my little blowjob queen" what about fisting barbie? 0 Share this post Link to post
Twiztid Posted February 14, 2004 Aliens-are-using-me-for sex Barbie (Abducted Ken not included) Skinned Alive Barbie (Found next to Skinned Alive Barney sold next to salt) Spontaneously Combustible Barbie Cannibal Barbie Cannibalism Victim Barbie Cremation Barbie (non-returnable) Embalming Kit Barbie Oh my God! They killed Ken! ("South Park" promotional toy from last month's Happy Meals) Overdosed-on-Olestra Barbie (also sold as Anal Leakage Barbie) These sound kinda fun.:D 0 Share this post Link to post