Orbis Posted March 16, 2004 Hi, I'm *cough*obviously*cough* new. Name's Orbis, I'm a "starving artist" so to speak with Doom maps. I've never released any yet, but expect to see me pumping out maps about bi-monthly. Now, I've gotta go finish a map I'm about to release : Intestinal Distress (weird name, huh?)... 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted March 16, 2004 Orbis, before you start asking for help on your new mega-cool-and-whatnot project, make sure you have something to show first (screenshots, map downloads, etc). Keep in mind we've already seen thousands of upcoming projects that actually never got done. 0 Share this post Link to post
Darkhaven4 Posted March 16, 2004 Ahh...Fresh meat :P But seriously, welcome to Doomworld! Episode 5 owns you. And by the way, Danarchy : Where the fuck did that come from? He didn't ask for help on a new project! 0 Share this post Link to post
Darkhaven4 Posted March 16, 2004 What do you mean, spamming? What does this thread have to do with cured ham? 0 Share this post Link to post
Ichor Posted March 16, 2004 Spam is really made up of the meteorite that fell to earth millions of years ago and wiped out the dinosaurs. Their brains were originally the size of basketballs, but after eating the spam, their brains shrunk to the tiny size that we know today, and killed themselves off with their sheer stupidity. Think of the dinosaurs. Don't spam. 0 Share this post Link to post
Melfice Posted March 16, 2004 However one was mutated and disformed, thusly Ralphis was born. 0 Share this post Link to post
Amaster Posted March 16, 2004 And the world welcomed him... with a certain uneasiness. Orbis said:I've gotta go finish a map I'm about to release : Intestinal Distress (weird name, huh?)... Is it based on the Earthworm Jim level of the same name? 0 Share this post Link to post
m0l0t0v Posted March 16, 2004 You guys should be setting a good example for the newbies; not encourage him/ her to post BS. Allow me to demonstrate: Welcome Orbis; welcome to the Doomworld Forums! Make sure you read the FAQ and add Danarchy, Darkhaven4, Ichor, Assmaster and Melfice to your ignore list. :-P 0 Share this post Link to post
Grazza Posted March 16, 2004 Great. I'll close this to prevent further cured processed ham. Orbis: I'd suggest contributing to existing threads unless you have a relevant new topic to discuss. Or if you want to say something silly, I can recommend the Blogs forum, which is kept nicely out of sight. And there's the FAQ, which is worth reading. 0 Share this post Link to post
Orbis Posted March 16, 2004 Assmaster - Yeah, it's vaguely based around that Earthworm Jim level. Darkhaven4 - I was wondering the same thing. (???) 0 Share this post Link to post
