Any last words?

[Scientist]

"Quick, get pen and paper, I'll tell you my last words."

[Captain Red]

"Jesus Christ! who'd of thought being on fire would hurt so much!"

[myk]

Chau.

[Captain Red]

stnap der niatpaC em llik tsum uoy emag eht niw oT.

[Zoost]

Was this it? I should have played on UV!

[Remilia Scarlet]

Someone please lend me a few more tokens before the counter runs down!

or

Someone bring me a DDR machine before I go.

[fodders]

"I would like to become a Muslem" and when I became one, with my last breath "That's another one of the bastards dead!" :P

[stphrz]

Morphine plz.

[Infinite Ammunition]

"insertwackyyetprofoundshithere"

[JacKThERiPPeR]

"Fuck you all"

[Dunbar]

You wuss. If it were electrified, could I do this?

[cycloid]

"see you soon"

[Job]

I did your mom.

[Submerge]

"Well, now we all know that's not the way to poke a *insert name of large vicious animal*"

[Silverwyvern]

Well at least I won't have to do that project that's due...

[JacKThERiPPeR]

"I fucked your mom, her pussy stinked ass"

[--Kintaro--]

How much do you bet I can jump over that car with my bike ?

[Hyena]

I think "Well, that was stupid," works, no matter what the circumstances of the death. If a guy strolling by pulls out a gun and shoots you for no reason, the cancer finally gets you, whatever.

Actually, I think my last words would be a last wish that's frustrating and elaborate.

"I don't want to be buried. I want my body to be launched into space."
"But how am I...?"
"Just . . . do it . . ." (keel over)

[Remilia Scarlet]

"Supersadomasochisticexpialadocious
If you say it loud enough you really sound atrociou..."

[bartwart]

"Hey guys, watch this!"

[Kinsie]

"Oh, shi--"

[Dunbar]

"This sucks. I killed 12 dumbass scientists and not ONE of 'em fought back."

[TheBlackKnight]

"Look, it's perfectly safe!"
or
"I wonder what this thing does..."

[JacKThERiPPeR]

"DieTeR! You son of a--!"

[DooMBoy]

"OK, fine, I'll stick this penny into this high voltage socket, so you'll shut up..."

[Black Hand]

fodders said:

"I would like to become a Muslem" and when I became one, with my last breath "That's another one of the bastards dead!" :P

nice

"So wait hair spray is flammable now?"

[DooMBoy]

omg u got me
but ill get u back
lol

[Remilia Scarlet]

Wow...I actually passed The Legend of Max on maniac with 3x speed...

[DooMBoy]

You want proof this gun isn't loaded? Here, I'll point it at my head and pull the trigger. Maybe THEN you'll believe me...

[Tobester]

Let's poke it with a stick and see what happens!