Woo, easter GUN hunt!

[Csonicgo]

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2004/4/11/135901.shtml

Just odd.

[Sharessa]

Flint police said officers were called to the scene and also recovered a BB gun and a broken toy gun on the grounds of Gundry Elementary School.
OH NOS

Who is brining toy guns to a Elementary School? THE ANIMALS!

Anyway, I guess its good advice to not hide anything near an elemetary school or church around Easter. Those kids can find anything.

[gatewatcher]

Danarchy said:

Anyway, I guess its good advice to not hide anything near an elemetary school or church around Easter. Those kids can find anything.

Haha. Kids will find anything anyway. Hell, I remember a friend finding a 30 rack in the woods during recess one time.

[Sephiroth]

i once found the head of a duck on a playground. some really dumb girl claimed a patch of cover was really pot.
however during my sophamore year someone planted weed in the school court yard.

[Sharessa]

Heh, that reminds me of something. At my high school, there was this maple tree which had leaves that kind of looked like marijuana. One day, me and a couple friends took some of the leaves and taped them to another friend's locker with a note attached: "Eric's Stash: Please Don't Take". So we had a chuckle and went outside on the walkway and talked for like five minutes. Then we went back in and all the leaves were gone. :P

[fodders]

Associated Press






A church trying to teach about the crucifixion of Jesus performed an Easter show with actors whipping the Easter bunny and breaking eggs, upsetting several parents and young children.

People who attended Saturday’s performance at Glassport’s memorial stadium quoted performers as saying, “There is no Easter bunny,” and described the show as being a demonstration of how Jesus was crucified.

Melissa Salzmann, who took her 4-year-old son J.T., said the program was inappropriate for young children. “He was crying and asking me why the bunny was being whipped,” Salzmann said.

Patty Bickerton, the youth minister at Glassport Assembly of God, said the performance wasn’t meant to be offensive. Bickerton portrayed the Easter rabbit and said she tried to act with a tone of irreverence.

“The program was for all ages, not just the kids. We wanted to convey that Easter is not just about the Easter Bunny, it is about Jesus Christ,” Bickerton said.

Performers broke eggs meant for an Easter egg hunt and also portrayed a drunken man and a self-mutilating woman, said Jennifer Norelli-Burke, another parent who saw the show in Glassport, southeast of Pittsburgh.

“It was very disturbing,” Norelli-Burke said. “I could not believe what I saw. It wasn’t anything I was expecting.”

[AndrewB]

Jesus, Fodder, stop with the fake news articles already.

[Relica Religia]

I think something similar to this happened up near where I live.

Man, some people are doling out huge prizes like this; I need to get hunting again!

[Sharessa]

fodders said:

People who attended Saturday’s performance at Glassport’s memorial stadium quoted performers as saying, “There is no Easter bunny,”

From another news source:


They were also quoted as saying "that over there is just a guy in a suit!" Later, the Easter Bunny was assulted by two stoners who were in turn assulted by a mob of angry children.

:P

[fodders]

AndrewB said:

Jesus, Fodder, stop with the fake news articles already.

You wouldn't know news if it got up an bit you on the ass.

[Grazza]

This is going nowhere good.