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Captain Red

Worst. Anything. Ever.

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Once again, George Lucas strikes terror into the hearts and minds of Star Wars fans, muahahahaha!

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Whatever! I digitally altered the ending to the original Star Wars movie! Whatever! I'll do what I want!

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But why don't we have the Ewan Obi-wan? You know, seeing as how it's apparent people can CHOOSE what they look like in an astral projection. I gather this from the fact that Anakin died quite some time AFTER he became Darth Vader.

This is overall sloppiness.
What about the other fucking actor who was supposed to be there?

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WTF?

i dont get it? nor do i really give a rat's ass.

who is that suppose to be? my accountant? and why should i or any starwars fan care?

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It's Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader.

Whoever the kid is that's playing him in Eps. 2 and 3. The other guy was digitally removed.

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deathbringer said:

Ahh, lovely VHS tapes, you wont let me down will ya?


Nope, especially my tapes of the original, unaltered trilogy (which I got in 95 when they came out for the last time)...

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While think this is quite stupid myself...why to people get so damn pissy over him doing this to the original trilogy? They ARE his movies he can do whatever the fuck he wants with them...you don't need to buy the new versions. Not only that, but he isn't/wasn't ever obligated to rerelease them anyway.

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he made them. hell if he wants he could do a whole movie about jar jar or a jar jar porn with quest appearences by queen amadalalalalalalala( fucking names, i dont know how to spell that. why didnt he just call her queen amanda or larry?)

i do like the originals. the new ones aint much to me. i was far more impressed by lord of the rings

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When I first saw that scene in the orginal movie with the original actor, I had no idea who that guy was. At least now it makes sense. I can understand why George changed it.

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Georgie Peorgie, puddin' and pie
Screwed up Star Wars royally and made all the Star Wars fans cry :(

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DooMBoy said:

Georgie Peorgie, puddin' and pie
Screwed up Star Wars royally and made all the Star Wars fans cry :(

Well that's why I'm happy I'm not a Star Wars fanboy. The series was/is cool and all (the original trilogy definitely was for its time), but I've since grown tired of the shiny laser light effects.

Gimme gritty, modern-day inspired weapons in a gritty high-tech/low-tech sci-fi world (a la the Alien movies and Doom) and it's all me - but that's beside the point.

Anyway, this new "fake Anakin" just doesn't fit in - he looks way too young to be Luke's father.

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Especially considering what his voice was like right before he died (that of someone as old as Obi-Wan was)...unless they changed that too.

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Georgie, Georgie, Georgie. Oh well.

Remember how much he fucked up the Hoth Battle in the 1995/1996-ish re-releases? Took out ALL the good stuff, and all the good shots of the bounty hunters. I like the Star Wars universe (mainly the way everything has a backstory) and the first three movies, but the new ones are kinda meh. Not necesarily bad, just meh. And he totally backed himself into a corner with Episode 3. There's gonna be just enough to show Anakin going evil, but that'll be it. He already cut out all of the Clone Wars, and we're probably never gonna see Vader hunting down all the Jedi.

Oh well. Maybe he'll break down and start licensing out the Star Wars name. Think how cool a Clone Wars movie could be if done like an actual war movie. The licensing possibliites are endless.

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This reminds me of an episode of South Park...

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Grimm said:

Georgie, Georgie, Georgie. Oh well.

Remember how much he fucked up the Hoth Battle in the 1995/1996-ish re-releases? Took out ALL the good stuff, and all the good shots of the bounty hunters.


Is that the 1995 final re-release of the originals (which I have), or the 1997 Special Edition re-works? (which I don't)

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Probably the Reworks. They came out a little before Episode 1, and all three in this goldish case with Vader on the side. Yeah, 1997 sounds right.

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OMG. One of those annoying little shit teen actors cut and pasted into a classic movie with an insane fan base. It's almost too awful/hilarious to believe. I can't wait to see the aftermath.

<petition>Put Ghylslain in Episode 3!!</petition> He deserves it more than that dork deserves to be in that ending there.

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The new Kid Rock CD is the worst thing ever. I bought it listened to a few songs (which are all country now btw). Then I broke it. Total waste of money.

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