What does it take?

[Janderson]

I would like to know what all these great leaders's secrets are that make them so able to rule a vital and very needed country.

What, dudes, does it take to run America?

[Ichor]

--- Begin long list of American jokes here ---

[Terra-jin]

Prepare for an onslaught of semi-politically orientated one-liners.

[Mordeth]

Money, and lots of it.