deldelda Posted June 27, 2004 I'm making a joke wad (you may know already) and I'm running out of creative ideas. I need some funny, but easy-to-make-on-paint ideas THAT HAVEN'T BEEN USED ALREADY. 0 Share this post Link to post
Ichor Posted June 27, 2004 High priced lawyers Five year old fruitcake Mop The Happy Helmet The IRS Squirt gun A gun that fires Pain Elementals (remove the 20 Lost Soul limit) The Death Star (hard to carry around, though) A board with a nail in it An old fashioned boombox playing the Macarena at full volume. Model airplanes carrying machineguns. Excessive flatulence The Devil Bat (if you've seen that silly movie, you'll know what I mean) Salad Shooter Ni Silly String Happy Fun Ball Scientologists Quad Laser Poison ivy Banana peels Spud gun Partially frozen water balloons Unicorn X 0 Share this post Link to post
Doom Marine Posted June 28, 2004 A wad gun... upon firing, shoots out a SLIGE-generated map, which then engulfs the whole screen... forcing you to play it. 0 Share this post Link to post
deldelda Posted June 28, 2004 happy fun ball was a game we used to play in social studies lol nice ideas everyone; I've decided to make the fist punching into a fork stabbing. The only problem with some of these is that they require heavy detail of sprites, and MS Paint just can't do that. Seriously, paint is the best thing I have. I think it's because paintshop pro you have to pay for ... right? oh and btw, "your wang" was used in Lamedoom. 0 Share this post Link to post
Twiztid Posted June 28, 2004 Cow launcher. You know, from the South Park game... 0 Share this post Link to post
Vegeta Posted June 28, 2004 A dick replacing the fists, with it you can rape imps. The beserk pack could be some sort of viagra. If you want something sick, you could put in a map lot's of that impensce sprites as decoration, and only imps as enemies. 0 Share this post Link to post
ducon Posted June 28, 2004 There already were a thread like this in the zdoom forum. 0 Share this post Link to post
Epyo Posted June 28, 2004 cry How about a guitar that you smack-a-lack people with? 0 Share this post Link to post
chilvence Posted June 28, 2004 deldelda said:I think it's because paintshop pro you have to pay for ... right? If you want something free and powerful get gimp.org]The Gimp. It might seem strange and ridiculous the first time you load it up, but it has everything you need and doesnt cost a penny. 0 Share this post Link to post
Frades Posted June 28, 2004 deldelda said:nice ideas everyone; I've decided to make the fist punching into a fork stabbing. Fork was used in Chex Quest, so that wouldn't be too original. Or maybe it was a spoon. Tableware either way. Anyway, GIMP is a good choise. I've been using it for quite a while now. It takes a bit time to get used to it, but it does indeed have almost everything one might need for creating/modifying pictures and such. Only downside with that program is that many tools are disabled when one chooses to use strictly 256 colour palette. Other than that it's quite good. 0 Share this post Link to post
insertwackynamehere Posted June 28, 2004 Barbershop Doom II is taken so hands off :D 0 Share this post Link to post
deldelda Posted June 28, 2004 I was seriously trying to change the shotgun to shoot guitar picks (and the gun would be a guitar of course) except it's kinda tough to tip my guitar and draw the head, with all the knobs etc. But I guess I could try again ... I mean, I've already changed te shells and shell box pictures (very crudely of course) so it wouldn't be too big of a problem ... I think I'll download gimp. See what it's all about. 0 Share this post Link to post
deldelda Posted June 28, 2004 ok I'm at a loss ... I'm at the downloads page ftp://ftp.gimp.org/pub/gimp/v2.0/ and I'm at a complete loss on what to click on. I know I have to download v.2.0.2, but which files? Probably all of them ... 0 Share this post Link to post
doomaddict Posted June 28, 2004 How about A MORPHORAY it can turn enemies into whatever you want (crying babies, chickens, whatever you want) that would be funny Disclaimer:This idea came from the Morph-O-Ray in Ratchet and Clank I. To talk about Ratchet and Clank in DOOMWORLD, please visit http://www.doomworld.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=24536 0 Share this post Link to post
ducon Posted June 28, 2004 Already seen in ZDoom's forum (thread: WildWeasel's Doom Armory) http://forum.zdoom.org/viewtopic.php?t=2532 0 Share this post Link to post
Linguica Posted June 28, 2004 doomaddict said:Disclaimer:This idea came from the Morph-O-Ray in Ratchet and Clank I. To talk about Ratchet and Clank in DOOMWORLD, please visit http://www.doomworld.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=24536 OH FOR FUCKS SAKE 0 Share this post Link to post
Bashe Posted June 28, 2004 Yeah, really. Who cares about Ratchet and Clank? Anyway, a beanie with razor edges would be a funny gun. 0 Share this post Link to post
The Ultimate DooMer Posted June 28, 2004 Ichor said:funny weapons list Heh, here's my list from that thread: Cow launcher (complete with moo) High-impact garbage cannon Ban-O-Matic Warez-seeking missiles Ball shit snakes (live ones) Heh thrower Window wiper (hang on, that's already been done...) Nuclear Submarine (does 5000 damage to all creatures and all players) Anything from Worms Fresh fruit (as the monsters won't have taken any self-defence lessons) Cake mode Crappy internet trial CD's (use like shurikens) Malfunctioning V-chip The funniest joke in the world Ni! (already mentioned I know, but it's such a classic it's worth mentioning again) 0 Share this post Link to post