Linguica Posted July 1, 2004 0.1 drinks: doomaddict makes a new thread (so low because otherwise your liver would fail in 30 minutes) 1 drink: someone posts "ACTION!" 1 drink: someone bitches about popup ads, spyware, etc 1 drink: an admin replies that Telefragged sucks ass 1 drink: I AM A MORON I AM A MORON 1 drink: someone doesn't read the fucking FAQ 1 drink: someone confuses Arioch with Nanami 1 drink: someone ends a sentence with exclamation points then 1's then ones!!!!!111oneone 1 drink: someone asks a question about level editors and the first reply is "use Doom Builder" 2 drinks: someone posts that they are leaving Doomworld forever, get banned, then come back anyway 2 drinks: Scuba Steve posts an Action Doom ad (soon to be defunct) 2 drinks: massive flamewar fighting over which is better, ZDoom or (insert port here) 2 drinks: someone brings up impse, again 2 drinks: someone asks the admins to change their username changed and gets more than they bargained for 2 drinks: someone is so discredited/mocked that they change their name / register a new account to escape the shame 3 drinks: a post helled thread is resurrected so everyone can see how stupid it was 3 drinks: someone challenges Ralphis to a ZDaemon match and gets boned 3 drinks: someone complains how Doomworld used to be better 3 drinks: Mordeth does some adminning 4 drinks: someone posts fanart of the Doom marine as a furry 4 drinks: a mod/admin gets knocked down to a regular user 4 drinks: someone asks how to see people's post counts and gets flamed to hell 4 drinks: prower returns for 5 minutes, finds no one cares, leaves again 5 drinks: Scuba Steve makes another pornographic Doom GIF 5 drinks: a new Doomworld Forums WAD 5 drinks: Captain Jean-Luc Picard conquers the forums whole bottle: a civilized, flame-free thread discussing any source port besides ZDoom whole crate: avatar uploading starts working again 0 Share this post Link to post
Cyb Posted July 1, 2004 you may as well name the last one 'hell freezes over' 0 Share this post Link to post
Amaster Posted July 1, 2004 1 drink: Someone does an FP. 3 drinks: Someone inquires about doom3's minimum requirements. This is sure to kill a few livers. 0 Share this post Link to post
Dron Posted July 1, 2004 0.000000001 drink: Somebody says Action 0.1 drink: Doomaddict posts about Ratchet and Clank 1 drink: Daniel releases a wad Whole Crate: Doom Millenium is released A whole truckload of crates: I get fp in a /newstuff 0 Share this post Link to post
Fletcher` Posted July 1, 2004 1 drink: cyb gets fp 1 drink: some noob gets fp 2 drinks: some regular gets fp 3 drinks: i get fp and an admin edits their way in 2 drinks: anytime someone calls assmaster 'Amy' 0 Share this post Link to post
doomaddict Posted July 1, 2004 Dron said:0.1 drink: Doomaddict posts about Ratchet and Clank Whole Crate: Doom Millenium is released If this were to be true, you would all be dead in a short time (I love making posts about them). Oh, and get out the beer, 'cause this is about them too! 0 Share this post Link to post
Linguica Posted July 1, 2004 Dron said:0.1 drink: Doomaddict posts about Ratchet and Clankgahahah I was going to mention doomaddict talking about Ratchet and Clank but I forgot to put it in. 0 Share this post Link to post
Ichor Posted July 1, 2004 3 drinks + 1 drink per month: Scuba steve posts an ad for Action Doom after its release anyway 5 drinks: When someone posts in the Millennium forum 5 drinks: When Cyb backs up the forums 1 drink: For every 5 anti-Bush posts 4 drinks: When someone makes a pro-Bush post 1 drink: When a thread is moved to or from Blogs 2 drinks: When that thread is moved back 4 drinks: When the Blogs rules thread is updated 3 crates: When Silverwyvern makes a new Green Pile 2 drinks: When someone makes a "When was the first time you met..." thread 5 drinks: When someone manages to sneak in one last post after the 'last' post before a thread is sent to Hell 2 drinks: When someone uses the [newproject] tag 2 drinks: When someone changes Scuba Steve's name 1 drink: For every phony Doom 3 release date Spit last drink back into glass: When release date passes with no sign of Doom 3 1 drink: For every 3 anti-Rampage Doom posts 2 drinks: When someone makes a pro-Rampage Doom post 1 drinks: When someone posts in the "When you first met the Cyber Demon..." 1 drink per month: If that thread is more than a month old since the last post 5 drinks: When someone closes their own lame thread, and it gets sent to Hell anyway 3 drinks: When a new tag is created 6 drinks: When a news thread is created which uses the icon 'Dumb' 1 drink: For each day that it goes unnoticed by the mods 0 Share this post Link to post
Amaster Posted July 1, 2004 4 Drinks: Someone's maps are compred to the works of shadowrunner. 3 Drinks: Someone's map critiques are compared to the critiques of Deathz0r Ireland's Entire Stock: DW Drinking Game 2K5 appears next year. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted July 1, 2004 0.1 drink Someone posts in the "What music are you listening to?" blog. 1 drink: A darknation post is deleted by Job. 1 drink: Danarchy posts. 1 drink: Melfice makes a NIN -related post. 2 drinks Darknation makes a NIN-related post. 2 drinks: Danarchy makes fun of someone's favorite band then rants for a page about some band no one has ever heard of. 2 drinks: Someone who has been around less than a year get modded. 3 drinks: Someone reminds Danarchy that he was supposed to be gone. 3 drinks: A female or someone pretending to be a female registers then introduces her?self and is hit on by enough members to form a professional sports league. 0 Share this post Link to post
SyntherAugustus Posted July 1, 2004 3 Kegs: I become moderator. 5 Drinks: For every newproject thread. 1 Drink: For every 2 posts withen the newproject thread. 3 Drinks: For every thread that when I post in it, no one else posts in the thread after that post. 1 Drink: For every post that has Doomworldisms outside of DW. 0 Share this post Link to post
gatewatcher Posted July 1, 2004 1 drink: for every railgunner bashing 1 drink: someone proclaims Michael Moore's political views are superior. 0 Share this post Link to post
insertwackynamehere Posted July 1, 2004 1 drink - When someone joins asking how to play doom so it looks like Quake 3 4 drinks - When the "Top Story" article is something besides "/newstuff" 3 crates - When Telefragged get's it's act together .01 drink - When Bloodshedder corrects a spelling/grammar mistake 15 boxes of crates of drinks - When a Doomworlder chooses to help someone with a question 0 Share this post Link to post
Nanami Posted July 1, 2004 1 Drinks - Nanami mentions ZooM for one reason or another 4 Drinks - Nanami mentions ZooM because of an update 2 Drinks - Someone starts their own comic and uses Blogs to post it 2 Drinks - Someone asks why everyone uses ZDoom when (port name) is better 1 Drinks - A thread is suddenly bombarded with a dozen or more posts by the #youfailit crew 1 Drinks - Newbie decides to start threatning and moderating the forums while simultaneously kissing ass 0 Share this post Link to post
Psyrus Posted July 1, 2004 .5 drink - Another random user registers but never posts. 1 drink - Another random user registers with "Doom" or a name of a Doom monster somewhere in their username. 1 drink - Yet another "What's your favorite..." thread is created in the General forum. 2 drinks - A thread regarding a political issue is created in the E.E. forum. 2 drinks - A thread regarding how to do something that Wintex or another related program can accomplish is created in the Editing forum. 2 drinks - Somebody posts a one-word reply in a thread, usually "heh" or anything similar. 4 drinks - Another flaming moron/troll gets himself banned. 6 drinks - A "Hi I'm new" thread is created in the General forum and shortly then gets moved to the appropriate forum, 50% of the time ending up in Post Hell. 8 drinks - A recently-banned user ban evades. I can't think of any more at the moment, but I know they exist... 0 Share this post Link to post
Ultraviolet Posted July 1, 2004 2 drinks - fucking doom95 noobs ask for help sudden flaccid cock - captain red replies with something stupid and makes you edit your post for clarity 0 Share this post Link to post
Captain Red Posted July 1, 2004 1 Drink: darknation Mentions Hitler 1 Drink: darknation makes a comic 1 Drink: Nanami makes a comic 2 Drinks: darknation adds a chapter to his book Whole case: darknation gets his book published! 1 Drink: AndrewB reminds everyone that he never went to high school 1 Drink: Melfice reminds everyone that he's gay 1 Drink: I remind everyone that I'm Australian 2 drinks: Somebody complains about Scuba Steve: Action Doom being over hyped. 2 drinks: somebody makes a parody of the newstuff tags 1 drinks: Somebody makes a Greatest/worst Games thread. 1 drink: Somebody makes political thread. 1 drink: Somebody gets new title as a result of a political thread. 1 drink: Mordeth threatens to close said political thread, 3 drinks: Mordeth Actually dose close said political thread. 3 drink: Julian threatens to close the forums. Ultraviolet said:2 drinks[/b] - fucking doom95 noobs How would we know if anyone fucked a doom95 noob? 0 Share this post Link to post
Ultraviolet Posted July 1, 2004 Captain Red said:How would we know if anyone fucked a doom95 noob? ... 0 Share this post Link to post
Superpants Posted July 1, 2004 Three drinks for when I post on a thread! Zing! 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted July 1, 2004 Yep, I'll get a 30 pack and start reading. 0 Share this post Link to post
Job Posted July 1, 2004 2 drinks: for every slam against Rampage Doom. Leave a 20 on the bar and see what it gets you: If Job actually releases another map. Consider drinking yourself to death: When a "does Jesus exist? omfglol" thread on the forums. 0 Share this post Link to post
Bucket Posted July 1, 2004 I only need one drinking game: 1 DRINK: Whenever you finish a drink 0 Share this post Link to post
pritch Posted July 1, 2004 don't do this drinking games to me, I just had my grad ball :s 0 Share this post Link to post
Kinsie Posted July 1, 2004 1 drink when a new member posts. 1 drink if that member uses correct spelling, punctuation and grammar. 3 drinks if that user ever posts again. 1 drink when a music-fanboy post is made Fake your surprise if it was posted by Melfice. 2 drinks for every repeated cry of "ACTION!" on or after 3 July. 3 drinks whenever Darknation acts polite. 1 drink per year of development whenever a megawad is released. 2 drinks if Shadowrunner changes his username. Neck the bottle if Doomworld finds a new host. Inject pure alcohol into your veins if Lin Mengju off the Skulltag Forums posts here (you'll need it) Purchase the distillery when EDGE becomes popular. 0 Share this post Link to post
Nanami Posted July 1, 2004 Trasher][ said: 3 drinks whenever Darknation acts polite.I'd say that's worth about 50 drinks. 0 Share this post Link to post
darknation Posted July 1, 2004 I say please and thank you. I am the very pink of courtesy, bitch. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted July 1, 2004 Wise words from the departing Eat your greens, especially broccoli Remember to say "thank you" for the things you haven't had 0 Share this post Link to post