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YukiRaven

Microsoft Patents Human Skin

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That's a fucked up news article worthy of slashdot.

Microsoft patented a "method", not the human skin. Nitwits.

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Psyonisis said:

Oh, and I don't think there will be too many people willing to integrate their skin with some gadget. (unless for medical purposes)

You never know.

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doomaddict said:

That would be horrible. I didn't know Bill Gates (who was a DOOM fan) would invent such a thing.

Bill Gates did not invent the Borg, despite what Linus Torvalds wants you to think.

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I am Locutus of Borg,
You will assist us...
I am Locutus of Borg,

You..

Are..

Borg.

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Yeah microchips have been made pretty small. I've seen this pic of this ant under a super microscope and these dudes from London made a microchip so small that the ant was holding it in it's mandable. (mandable is it's jaw thingy, for the illiterate)

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It would be funny as hell if you misspelled mandible in your quest to be clear for the sake of the illiterate.

EDIT: Quote just incase

POTGIESSER said:

...holding it in it's mandable. (mandable is it's jaw thingy, for the illiterate)

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Ultraviolet said:

It would be funny as hell if you misspelled mandible in your quest to be clear for the sake of the illiterate.

EDIT: Quote just incase


Heinekken will do that to you. I was more concerned about the explanation of the definition rather than the exact spelling as a means of illiteracy. Yay for Heinekken. Huuked un phonix werk fo yo mumma.

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YOU FAIL IT
YOUR SKILL IS NOT ENOUGH
SEE YOU NEXT TIME
BYE BYE


...now seriously... WTF?

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Microsoft:

Your penis has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. If the problem persists, please contact your physician.

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