Remilia Scarlet Posted July 1, 2004 http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_999310.html?menu= And the patent itself: http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=/netahtml/srchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=6,754,472.WKU.&OS=PN/6,754,472&RS=PN/6,754,472 I wonder when we'll start paying useage fees for having skin. 0 Share this post Link to post
doomaddict Posted July 1, 2004 Holy shit! I don't want to find out what my skin will look like if one of those devices are used on it. 0 Share this post Link to post
Arioch Posted July 1, 2004 That's a fucked up news article worthy of slashdot. Microsoft patented a "method", not the human skin. Nitwits. 0 Share this post Link to post
Mogul Posted July 1, 2004 Melfice said:What the hell is going on... It's Bush, man. Duh. 0 Share this post Link to post
Grimm Posted July 1, 2004 Wow. This is the beginning of the end, surely. 0 Share this post Link to post
Arioch Posted July 1, 2004 Psyonisis said:Oh, and I don't think there will be too many people willing to integrate their skin with some gadget. (unless for medical purposes) You never know. 0 Share this post Link to post
doomaddict Posted July 2, 2004 Ichor said: That would be horrible. I didn't know Bill Gates (who was a DOOM fan) would invent such a thing. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted July 3, 2004 doomaddict said:That would be horrible. I didn't know Bill Gates (who was a DOOM fan) would invent such a thing. Bill Gates did not invent the Borg, despite what Linus Torvalds wants you to think. 0 Share this post Link to post
pritch Posted July 3, 2004 I am Locutus of Borg, You will assist us... I am Locutus of Borg, You.. Are.. Borg. 0 Share this post Link to post
Ralphis Posted July 3, 2004 CAPTAIN JEAN LUC PICARD OF THE U.S.S ENTERPRISE 0 Share this post Link to post
SYS Posted July 8, 2004 Yeah microchips have been made pretty small. I've seen this pic of this ant under a super microscope and these dudes from London made a microchip so small that the ant was holding it in it's mandable. (mandable is it's jaw thingy, for the illiterate) 0 Share this post Link to post
Ultraviolet Posted July 8, 2004 It would be funny as hell if you misspelled mandible in your quest to be clear for the sake of the illiterate. EDIT: Quote just incase POTGIESSER said:...holding it in it's mandable. (mandable is it's jaw thingy, for the illiterate) 0 Share this post Link to post
SYS Posted July 8, 2004 Ultraviolet said:It would be funny as hell if you misspelled mandible in your quest to be clear for the sake of the illiterate. EDIT: Quote just incase Heinekken will do that to you. I was more concerned about the explanation of the definition rather than the exact spelling as a means of illiteracy. Yay for Heinekken. Huuked un phonix werk fo yo mumma. 0 Share this post Link to post
Xaser Posted July 9, 2004 YOU FAIL IT YOUR SKILL IS NOT ENOUGH SEE YOU NEXT TIME BYE BYE ...now seriously... WTF? 0 Share this post Link to post
Tyockell Posted July 9, 2004 BlackFish said:what the fuck? My thoughts exactly... 0 Share this post Link to post
Csonicgo Posted July 11, 2004 Microsoft: Your penis has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. If the problem persists, please contact your physician. 0 Share this post Link to post