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darknation

"become one with the sofa"

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Man, that's fucked up. Sometimes reality is more messed up than fiction.

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I wonder what would happen if I tied a rocket launcher to my arm if it would fuse with me. That would be cool.

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I'll have to try that with a Carlsberg brewery.

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I would freak if something fused to my skin...unless it was a knife or something...

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jesus, i cant imagine the terrible stench. i would have just burnt the fucking house.

honestly WTF is wrong with people to allow them selvs to get that fucking big?

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Bashe said:

I would freak if something fused to my skin...unless it was a knife or something...

Heh, I've had band-aids and such fuse with my skin when wounds closed over them.

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My dear great God in Heaven, what the hell is the matter with a person when she doesn't lift her ass for six fucking years to even fart?
Another thing: 4'10", and 480 lbs? Pathetic doesn't even begin to describe that. What was this woman's problem with the world anyway that she sat so long on a couch she literally became part of it?

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DooMBoy said:

What was this woman's problem with the world anyway that she sat so long on a couch she literally became part of it?

I love Lucy marathon? Maybe something just really good on TV? Or perhaps she watched all of the special features on the LOTR Dvds.

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Shame on the one who kept feeding her, and all of the people who keep feeding so much to people who are too fat to move.

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Jezus... is such a thing even possible? For human skin to merge with a sofa?? Everytime I think nothing could surprise me anymore, something even more bizarre happens....

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Terra-jin said:

Jezus... is such a thing even possible? For human skin to merge with a sofa??

given enough time, yeah. ass sores would fuse with the fabric. like dan said with the bandaids.

she sat there for 2 to 5 fucking years

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I just don't see how anyone could sit 6 years on the same spot without EVER moving... it's mind-boggling. Sick.

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