"become one with the sofa"

[darknation]

fat woman assimilated by sofa - tragic results

fucking awesome.

[myk]

Ew...

[Bashe]

Wow...

What a strange way to die...

[Amaster]

I... Im speechless.

[Spike]

Best rescue ever.

[Arioch]

Sweet, I want to do that.

[Relica Religia]

Ah, the future looks grand.

[DOOM Anomaly]

I wish my TV had that many good shows on. :(

[SYS]

Man, that's fucked up. Sometimes reality is more messed up than fiction.

[Ed]

http://www.filebox.vt.edu/users/afayez/jabba.jpg

[Spike]

Don't insult Jabba, fool.

[Sharessa]

I wonder what would happen if I tied a rocket launcher to my arm if it would fuse with me. That would be cool.

[Spike]

I'll have to try that with a Carlsberg brewery.

[Ichor]

Laziest person ever...

[Darkstalker]

Ewww disgusting.

[Bashe]

I would freak if something fused to my skin...unless it was a knife or something...

[Disorder]

She died for McDonalds.

[SmellyOgre]

Maybe she was some kind of super hero. Chairwoman?

[Sporku]

I can barely sit on a couch for more than 15 minutes watching TV, let alone 6 years.

[Naked Snake]

That is fucking insane.

[Grimm]

What a sad life . . .

[Sephiroth]

jesus, i cant imagine the terrible stench. i would have just burnt the fucking house.

honestly WTF is wrong with people to allow them selvs to get that fucking big?

[Sharessa]

Bashe said:

I would freak if something fused to my skin...unless it was a knife or something...

Heh, I've had band-aids and such fuse with my skin when wounds closed over them.

[DooMBoy]

My dear great God in Heaven, what the hell is the matter with a person when she doesn't lift her ass for six fucking years to even fart?
Another thing: 4'10", and 480 lbs? Pathetic doesn't even begin to describe that. What was this woman's problem with the world anyway that she sat so long on a couch she literally became part of it?

[Job]

Sloth.

[DOOM Anomaly]

DooMBoy said:

What was this woman's problem with the world anyway that she sat so long on a couch she literally became part of it?

I love Lucy marathon? Maybe something just really good on TV? Or perhaps she watched all of the special features on the LOTR Dvds.

[Piezo]

Shame on the one who kept feeding her, and all of the people who keep feeding so much to people who are too fat to move.

[Terra-jin]

Jezus... is such a thing even possible? For human skin to merge with a sofa?? Everytime I think nothing could surprise me anymore, something even more bizarre happens....

[Quast]

Terra-jin said:

Jezus... is such a thing even possible? For human skin to merge with a sofa??

given enough time, yeah. ass sores would fuse with the fabric. like dan said with the bandaids.

she sat there for 2 to 5 fucking years

[Terra-jin]

I just don't see how anyone could sit 6 years on the same spot without EVER moving... it's mind-boggling. Sick.