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Poll: Are you a violent or friendly drunk?

What kind of drunk are you?  

35 members have voted

  1. 1. What kind of drunk are you?

    • Angry (and/or violent, depressed, or otherwise emotionally undesireable)
      6
    • Friendly (includes touchy-feely, horny, etc)
      22
    • Pukey
      0
    • Sleepy
      7


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I haven't touched any alcohol(except for the cleaning kind) but i bet I would be a friendly drunk, even to my worst enemies (which I usually am anyways heh) and I would speak in the chong voice going, "Heeey maahn... got any more..... any more... oh man... its on the tip of my..... oh man.... its on the tip of my... oh man..." and so on.

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Because alcohol lowers inhibitions, you could be wrong. If you are falsely friendly under normal circumstances, alcohol might completely flip you the other way. Hard to say, though...

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Violent, very violent. To violent to actually allow me to casually drink alcohol.

But I could pretend to be happy-drunk. That could work!

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I'm a braindeaf drunk. I'm slightly more friendly, but not about to run off with some gay guy and go insane in the morning. I turn into a 5 year old child with an 'extended' vocabulary.

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I dont quite get drunk, just a few sips of wine and im almost there... so it depends, at x-mas dinner i get sleepy tho i'd partly blame my ex's boring ass family. at a party it makes me less shy and i'll chat with who ever wants unless im single and its a girl i like.. goddamn self esteem... but with just some close friends or a g/f then im silly/annoying and possibly very horny :D

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All of the above, depending on what I drink :

Stella Artois : Angry/Depressed/Pukey
Carling : Sleepy
Carlsberg Export : Sleepy
Firebrand (Czech Beer) : Happy
Cider : Pukey
Vodka & Mixer : Happy
Bacardi & Mixer : Happy

To sum it up, keep me away from cider and all beers bar Firebrand and you can't go wrong. 'Happy Spike' tends to make stupid noises, threaten to shag everyone he's ever known (in jest, honest) and misses the toilet entirely while taking a piss.

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I never drink enough for the alcohol to have any major effects... there are a few exceptions, of course, but those wouldn't fit in any of the options above :)

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I don't drink, and I don't plan on starting now just so I can vote on this poll.

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MaximusNukeage said:

all you people who chose friendly are closet queers


Suck my cock LOLZ :P

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Ichor said:

I don't drink, and I don't plan on starting now just so I can vote on this poll.

Amen

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I don't drink enough to get *that* drunk. So in general, the most drunk I get is the point where I'm slightly more talkative.

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I get drunk and want to fuck balding webmasters

<Linguica> you're all dum
<dn> anahahahhaha
<dn> ling
<dn> I love you
<dn> not because yopu atre a nice person
<Scuba> <Bloodshedder> Dumb
<dn> but because you put up with doomworld
<dn> if I were you
<dn> I'd deletete everyone
<Linguica> after
<Linguica> jesus
<Linguica> 6 years
<dn> because you are king of a nation of retatrds

<dn> heh
<dn> I lovew you also ling
<liam> penis penis
<dn> and I'm sorry I told wmull you were a penis
<dn> I was wrong
<Linguica> take your drunk ass somewhere else

<dn> l9ing: am I forviven for my past crimes?
<rf`> mmm Doom_anomaly type action
<Linguica> what past crimes
<Linguica> i dont give a shit if you sucked wmulls dick
<Danarchy> Doom Anomaly does come here
<dn> calling you a dick mostly
<dn> I no longer suck newdooom penis
<dn> I suck yours
<Linguica> i dont care if you called me a dick
<dn> because I am a dickl;icker
<Linguica> lots of people called me a dick
<dn> well, you are cool. in my book
<Linguica> because it was the cool thing to do \m/
<Linguica> thats why i can put up with dw
<liam> dn ye scaring me mang

<Danarchy> holy shit, dn is seriously piss drunk

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I don't drink, and I don't plan on starting now just so I can vote on this poll.


I do

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Most types of alcohol: Happy.
Frosty Jack's Cider (Inhaled): Dead.
Frosty Jack's Cider (Drunk): Emulsified.

FJ can burn through it's container in under four days. The sell by date is four the container, FJ's kills any bacteria(+most lifeforms) it touches. If you are in the same room as this shit you will reek, and will wake up with a hang over.

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