Porn good!

[Disorder]

[Spike]

It's a shame that more people haven't come to the same conclusion. Porn + Healthy Relationship = Bloody Brilliant.

[darknation]

I was all for pornography until I was exposed to 1970's german hardcore.

As a result of watching fat moustached german men banging away, followed by the now legendary 'reverse slow-motion cumshot' I can safely say that I have been irrevocably damaged and prowl the streets at night looking for babies to eat and hookers to mutilate. Only by destroying fat moustached german hookers and bathing in their blood can I sleep soundly at night.

[pritch]

darknation said:

I was all for pornography until I was exposed to 1970's german hardcore.

As a result of watching fat moustached german men banging away, followed by the now legendary 'reverse slow-motion cumshot' I can safely say that I have been irrevocably damaged and prowl the streets at night looking for babies to eat and hookers to mutilate. Only by destroying fat moustached german hookers and bathing in their blood can I sleep soundly at night.

Your mother and I want you to know that we love you, son.

You're not odd, you're just special.

[Disorder]

darknation said:

'reverse slow-motion cumshot'

I've never watched that infamous scene. But I do hear a lot of talk about it. It's.. interesting, I guess.

[Murdoch]

pritch said:

Your mother and I want you to know that we love you, son.

You're not odd, you're just special.

He is indeed special.

Anyone with a clue could've told them about this. If both partners love porn, go nuts, who cares. Spike is right - if it's a healthy relationship it doesn't matter.

While I enjoy a fine naked woman as much as the next guy (thank God for strip clubs), I personally don't consider sex a spectactor sport. In out, in out, in out, shake it all about, pull it out, squirt some stuff, repeat for 90 minutes or until I pass out from boredom, whichever comes first. No thanks.

[Bucket]

And this is the stuff we want to keep away from our children?!?

FOR SHAME.

[etimmerAZ]

You will all go blind!

[Fletcher`]

etimmerAZ said:

You will all go blind!

I wear glasses.

[etimmerAZ]

ravage said:

I wear glasses.

At least your eyes wont sting. For those without glasses try the pool que grip.


ewwwwww!

This thread is getting silly.

[Use]

Quit trying to justify your sick addiction, pervs.

[Terra-jin]

Porn. Why is sex so goddamn important? Is it really THAT good? I doubt it. The whole world is addicted to sex. Fucking pathetic.

[Psyonisis]

Terra-jin said:

Porn. Why is sex so goddamn important? Is it really THAT good? I doubt it. The whole world is addicted to sex. Fucking pathetic.

^ virgin

[Reisal]

Don't forget about furry porn (AKA yiffy art)

[Terra-jin]

Psyonisis said:

^ virgin

Obviously.

Why? Is there anything wrong with that? I bet there are more virgins on these forums. I'm 19, BTW.

[SYS]

Reminds me of a study in my city newspaper 2 years ago that said staring at breasts for half an hour a day is healthy and beneficial for male blood pressure. Some forms of pornography go far beyond the artistic bounds and the to express one's self sexually, and should probably be kept away from society.

[gatewatcher]

Terra-jin said:

Porn. Why is sex so goddamn important? Is it really THAT good? I doubt it. The whole world is addicted to sex. Fucking pathetic.

Ahahahahaha

[DooMer87]

Disorder said:
.........

aahahahahahahahahahahahah.......really???????? holy shit!

[darknation]

Terra-jin said:

Obviously.

Why? Is there anything wrong with that? I bet there are more virgins on these forums. I'm 19, BTW.

Maybe you should all get together and devirginate each other.

[Erp]

I read somewhere that masturbation may reduce zits, is that your point?

[etimmerAZ]

Erp said:

I read somewhere that masturbation may reduce zits, is that your point?

Only because _you_ wash your face more often after whacking the snake.

[Opulent]

What's this doing in EE! heh

[insertwackynamehere]

I read somewhere this, I read somewhere that. I like nudity as much as the next guy, but don't believe everything you read :D

[Sharessa]

May be better for yer heart, but too much wanking ain't to good for the meat, man. I dunno, I get no arousal from hardcore porn anymore. Too much wanking I guess. In fact, a lot of it sickens me now. Dunno why. I'd rather just look at naked ladies.

[Quast]

Terra-jin said:

Porn. Why is sex so goddamn important? Is it really THAT good? I doubt it. The whole world is addicted to sex. Fucking pathetic.

Well, seeing as procreation is the point of life on earth itself...

[Grimm]

Porn being good . . . re-fucking-diculous.

[Captain Red]

Terra-jin said:
Porn. Why is sex so goddamn important? Is it really THAT good? I doubt it. The whole world is addicted to sex. Fucking pathetic.

LOOOOOOOOOOOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

[Spike]

Terra-jin said:

Porn. Why is sex so goddamn important? Is it really THAT good? I doubt it. The whole world is addicted to sex. Fucking pathetic.

I find your lack of hornification disturbing.

[Use]

Quast said:

Well, seeing as procreation is the point of life on earth itself...

Haha

[etimmerAZ]

Quast said:

Well, seeing as procreation is the point of life on earth itself...

No, it's drining beer and playing ACTION DooM. I saw it on the internet.