Prozac and Viagra can now be found in measurable amounts in rivers!

[Gokuma]

Prozac and Viagra can now be found in measurable amounts in rivers! So if you're unable to afford prescription drugs, just chug a load of contaminated river water. Drug Companies and Republicans rule! Really, they rule you.

[Spike]

Gokuma said:

Prozac and Viagra can now be found in measurable amounts in rivers! So if you're unable to afford prescription drugs, just chug a load of contaminated river water. Drug Companies and Republicans rule! Really, they rule you.

Indeed.

[pritch]

Heh, well this is nothign new. There's been ungodly amounts of female hormone in the water since the pill came out.

[Spike]

I wondered where my bitch tits came from.

[darknation]

cool, all the fish are gonna be chilled out, horny and unable to gewt pregnant

it must rule to be a fish.

[Disorder]

I already have Prozac and I don't need viagra (yet). I'm settled for now.

[Sephiroth]

darknation said:

cool, all the fish are gonna be chilled out, horny and unable to gewt pregnant

it must rule to be a fish.

not many fish get "pregnant" anyways. I remember when they tested water here and found traces of marijuana. there were alot of hiden "pot farms" in the area. This area floods alot so the fields would be flooded.

[Disorder]

Sephiroth said:

I remember when they tested water here and found traces of marijuana. there were alot of hiden "pot farms" in the area.

Explains a lot!

[Scientist]

I once saw a tv program where they mentioned that dollars bills contain traces of cocaine. Extremely small amounts but present.
Drug dealers get the bills in contact with the drug. The bills are spread thoughout the country. Some pass through banks were they get into contact with enormous amounts of other bills that will be distributed later with paased on cocaine.

When you think about it...
You could have money bills contain a certain disease. Spend it. The bills will spread though the country rapidly without any trouble infecting a lot of people on the way. In cash registers the bills will infect other bills.
It can't be stopped and no-one's going to expect it.
You could use consumerism and money to your advantage...the irony.


Just thinking out loud here; don't try it at home.

[The Ultimate DooMer]

Let's hope there aren't any terrorists or Bond-style villians reading...

[Rellik]

Nah, people have speculated for a long time that the next big plague will be nationally spread by currency. All hail the ATM card.

[Quast]

Scientist said:

Drug dealers get the bills in contact with the drug. The bills are spread thoughout the country. Some pass through banks were they get into contact with enormous amounts of other bills that will be distributed later with paased on cocaine.

drug users, you mean...doing rails with rolled up bills

[Gokuma]

Rellik said:

Nah, people have speculated for a long time that the next big plague will be nationally spread by currency. All hail the ATM card.

Wow, inflation rules even more!

[Quast]

Rellik said:

Nah, people have speculated for a long time that the next big plague will be nationally spread by currency. All hail the ATM card.

yes, hail the cashless society and nation id cards.

[Joe]

Rellik said:

Nah, people have speculated for a long time that the next big plague will be nationally spread by currency. All hail the ATM card.

Yep. Just think, you give some change to a hobo, who has just gone the toilet, and hasn't washed his hands or some guy who has just sneezed into his hands. He goes to Mc Donalds and buys a coffee or something. You come in, buy a Meal and get his change. Then you sit down and eat your burger with a hand that's just been covered in the hobo's germs!

[Hobo]

Joe said:

Yep. Just think, you give some change to a hobo, who has just gone the toilet, and hasn't washed his hands or some guy who has just sneezed into his hands. He goes to Mc Donalds and buys a coffee or something. You come in, buy a Meal and get his change. Then you sit down and eat your burger with a hand that's just been covered in the hobo's germs!

I resent that. You seem to have the definition of hobo and bum mixed up. A bum is a dirty street dweller that doesn't care if he smells of whiskey and leftover bacon from last month. Hobo's just travel the land without any specific place to be. They work to move and move to work, and are quite clean and nice people.

[Joe]

The hobo in question isnt as clean as the rest of them.

Anyway it as just a quick example of what could have happened to that fiver in your pocket.

No offense intended mr hobo.

[Sephiroth]

i always wipe my ass with 5 dollar bills. i feel cleaner that way on top of feeling rich. there is a reason money is called dirty.

as for our rivers of prozac, viagra and marijuana... i dont know what to do.

[SYS]

That's nothing compared to the amount of industrial waste that gets dumped into those rivers.

[insertwackynamehere]

Scientist said:

I once saw a tv program where they mentioned that dollars bills contain traces of cocaine. Extremely small amounts but present.
Drug dealers get the bills in contact with the drug. The bills are spread thoughout the country. Some pass through banks were they get into contact with enormous amounts of other bills that will be distributed later with paased on cocaine.

When you think about it...
You could have money bills contain a certain disease. Spend it. The bills will spread though the country rapidly without any trouble infecting a lot of people on the way. In cash registers the bills will infect other bills.
It can't be stopped and no-one's going to expect it.
You could use consumerism and money to your advantage...the irony.


Just thinking out loud here; don't try it at home.

Theres at least one $20 in circulation that has traces of pixie stix :D

[Darkhaven]

Best thread EVAR.