Fluff News #1 - Post Birth Gropings

[Job]

Well, this certainly is a bit different.

[Spike]

There's desperation, and then there's, erm, desperation.

[fodders]

Any port in a storm I always say :P

[Sharessa]

Yeah, but thats like parking your rowboat in an inustrial drydock.

[SYS]

Still not as fucked up as those baby rapists in South Africa who do it under the superstition that it cures aids. Saw it on Oprah, had trouble eating for a few hours.

[fodders]

POTGIESSER said:

Still not as fucked up as those baby rapists in South Africa who do it under the superstition that it cures aids. Saw it Opera, had trouble eating for a few hours.

I doubt the Oprah had any trouble eating at any time :P

[Stealthy Ivan]

What a thirsty mother fucker...

[pritch]

"Sexual battery"

Great charge to come up for.

"It's true your honour, I last 50% longer than the Duracell bunny"

[Sephiroth]

they call me the innerjizzer bunney.

Hey i watched ER today and realized something. That show had more plot twists than the canned snack food that goes by that name (twists)
one part this little girls turns out to be a little boy, another instead of a husband beating his wife it is her son and some other shit i now forget. I think the show could do better if the "mad groper" was added to stir up some action

[Disorder]

I find it difficult to understand that someone gets turned on by a woman who just gave birth.

[Sephiroth]

i find it difficult to understand how a person dressed as a vulcan can turn someone on, or how people get turned on by a fur suit, or how people get turned on by human waste. or how some people get turned on by hooks, or how tenticles turn people on.... the list could go on.
needless to say the world is full of sick fucks