ventnor Posted December 1, 2004 MSNBC said:Exploding lava lamp kills Washington man[/B] Shard of glass pierces victim’s heart after lamp heated on stove MSNBC News Services Updated: 4:03 p.m. ET Nov. 30, 2004 KENT, Wash. - A man who placed a lava lamp on a hot stovetop was killed when it exploded and sent a shard of glass into his heart, police said. Philip Quinn, 24, was found dead in his trailer home Sunday night by his parents. “Why on earth he was heating a lava lamp on the stove, we don’t know,” Kent Police spokesman Paul Petersen said Monday. A lava lamp features blobs of wax in liquid that rise and fall in a container when heated by a bulb at the base of the lamp. After the lamp exploded, Quinn apparently stumbled into his bedroom, where he died Sunday afternoon, authorities said. Police found no evidence of drug or alcohol use. [B]http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6621680/?GT1=5855 were people always this stupid? 0 Share this post Link to post
SYS Posted December 1, 2004 Wow, no drugs or alcohol needed. Just plain Stupidity. Stupidity is great. 0 Share this post Link to post
Disorder Posted December 1, 2004 I have a lavalamp standing right next to my face. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted December 1, 2004 Haha, Kent. That figures. That town is full of rednecks and washed-out hippies that wish they lived in Seattle, or at least no right fucking next to I-5. Heh, yeah... hmm... * eyes the lavalamp sitting next to him suspiciously 0 Share this post Link to post
Hyena Posted December 1, 2004 You know, every time someone is killed in a really stupid way like that everyone is really quick to jump in and make fun of them, but I have to wonder how many of us are really capable of doing something incredibly stupid at just the wrong moment. I think even the smartest of us have temporary but huge lapses in judgement. 0 Share this post Link to post
Vile Posted December 1, 2004 Hyena said:I think even the smartest of us have temporary but huge lapses in judgement. I remember one morning when I wanted to get a bowl of cereal and glass of orange juice, after putting the cereal in the bowl, I started pouring the OJ (rather than the milk) into the cereal for some reason. Luckily my parents were in the kitchen at the time, since I enjoy an audience to witness these bizarre incidents. Either sleepy or not thinking straight, it was embarrassing. 0 Share this post Link to post
Hyena Posted December 1, 2004 Oh well. It could have been battery acid or something. 0 Share this post Link to post
Ultraviolet Posted December 1, 2004 Vile said:I remember one morning when I wanted to get a bowl of cereal and glass of orange juice, after putting the cereal in the bowl, I started pouring the OJ (rather than the milk) into the cereal for some reason. Luckily my parents were in the kitchen at the time, since I enjoy an audience to witness these bizarre incidents. Either sleepy or not thinking straight, it was embarrassing. Been there, except with apple juice. 0 Share this post Link to post
fraggle Posted December 1, 2004 Hyena said:Oh well. It could have been battery acid or something. No kidding. I always drink battery acid with breakfast. 0 Share this post Link to post
insertwackynamehere Posted December 1, 2004 Ninja_of_DooM said:DARWIN AWARD! Idiot. I hate the Darwin awards. Some dumb bitch thinks she's hot shit by making fun of dead people. She has some mental complex that makes her feel better about herself by making fun of things that cant talk back (it probably also ties in to some necrophilical thing also). She also manages to bastardize Charles Darwin. What if her book fell and hit her on her head and she died? Would she like everyone laughing at the irony thier? No should would probably come back as a ghost and kill everyone who laughed. Anyway, maybe the guy was heating his lava lamp to make it trippier. After all the heat is what causes the bubbles to move. 0 Share this post Link to post
Fletcher` Posted December 1, 2004 you'd have at lot of dead people and more darwin awards 0 Share this post Link to post
gatewatcher Posted December 1, 2004 insertwackynamehere said:I hate the Darwin awards. Some dumb bitch thinks she's hot shit by making fun of dead people. She has some mental complex that makes her feel better about herself by making fun of things that cant talk back (it probably also ties in to some necrophilical thing also). She also manages to bastardize Charles Darwin. What if her book fell and hit her on her head and she died? Would she like everyone laughing at the irony thier? No should would probably come back as a ghost and kill everyone who laughed. What the fuck 0 Share this post Link to post
Use Posted December 1, 2004 insert obviously woke up on the wrong side of his mom's bed this morning. 0 Share this post Link to post
DoomDan Posted December 1, 2004 I have a Lava lamp right next to my bed.I know Im not stupid enough to do that. 0 Share this post Link to post
myk Posted December 1, 2004 The article itself is already playing homorously... or with the darwin awards, even; thus my post above, it sounds like the name of an extinct species of hominid, like the Neanderthal man or the Peking man.insertwackynamehere said: No should would probably come back as a ghost and kill everyone who laughed.No, she would just boo at you, you'd die of a heart attack, and we would have yet another laugh.Anyway, maybe the guy was heating his lava lamp to make it trippier. After all the heat is what causes the bubbles to move. Aha... are you going to try it anytime soon? 0 Share this post Link to post
Planky Posted December 1, 2004 Vile said:I remember one morning when I wanted to get a bowl of cereal and glass of orange juice, after putting the cereal in the bowl, I started pouring the OJ (rather than the milk) into the cereal for some reason. Luckily my parents were in the kitchen at the time, since I enjoy an audience to witness these bizarre incidents. Either sleepy or not thinking straight, it was embarrassing. At least you havent tried putting salt on your cereal rather than sugar. Yuck. 0 Share this post Link to post
SYS Posted December 1, 2004 I remember reading about this old man in Chile who killed himself using a homemade sextoy. They found him dead naked in the bathroom with this object hooked up to his phallus. I guess he wanted to shock his dick for whatever reason and the electricity triggered a heartattack. What a sad way to go. 0 Share this post Link to post
Grazza Posted December 1, 2004 insertwackynamehere said:Anyway, maybe the guy was heating his lava lamp to make it trippier.Hang on, now is this your attempt to argue that the guy wasn't utterly dumb? OK, so it's not as bad as the guy who used an oxy-acetylene torch to free his frozen petrol cap. But then again, that story probably isn't true. 0 Share this post Link to post
TheDarkArchon Posted December 1, 2004 Nor is it as bad as the story of the woman sueing because she was injured walking on the railways. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted December 1, 2004 Vile said:I remember one morning when I wanted to get a bowl of cereal and glass of orange juice, after putting the cereal in the bowl, I started pouring the OJ (rather than the milk) into the cereal for some reason. Luckily my parents were in the kitchen at the time, since I enjoy an audience to witness these bizarre incidents. Either sleepy or not thinking straight, it was embarrassing. Heh, I did the exact same thing once. Hmm...that was way back in the day when I ate breakfast. Man, I miss those days. :( 0 Share this post Link to post
Janderson Posted December 1, 2004 Vile said:I remember one morning when I wanted to get a bowl of cereal and glass of orange juice, after putting the cereal in the bowl, I started pouring the OJ (rather than the milk) into the cereal for some reason. Luckily my parents were in the kitchen at the time, since I enjoy an audience to witness these bizarre incidents. Either sleepy or not thinking straight, it was embarrassing. At least you didn't pour tea on your toast. :( Edit; Hell, I don't even like tea. O_o 0 Share this post Link to post
Bashe Posted December 2, 2004 This sounds like something I would do... 0 Share this post Link to post
Relica Religia Posted December 2, 2004 We all have brief lapses in judgement, but something like this requires stupidity above and beyond the call of duty. 0 Share this post Link to post
Fletcher` Posted December 2, 2004 Relica Religia said:We all have brief lapses in judgement, but something like this requires stupidity above and beyond the call of duty. He had a railgunner moment. 0 Share this post Link to post
Relica Religia Posted December 2, 2004 Heh, too bad all I heard of about the Railgunner incident is just hearsay. Is there no documented history about it? 0 Share this post Link to post
Ralphis Posted December 2, 2004 Bashe said:This sounds like something I would do... haha lets all make fun of ourselves!!111 YOU ARE AN IDIOT 0 Share this post Link to post