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Sinking of the "Ford Valdez" and Brit Wins "Bad Sex Award"

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The Ford Excursion goes belly up. Why? It gets crap for mileage (read: 10 mpg in town, 14 on the highway). Oh, and it's an embarrassment. Not to mention that the Sierra Club is after Ford's ass like a freshly-neutered dog on a bitch in heat.

I'm not biased.

Tom Wolfe wins the bad sex in fiction award with this stunning passage:

"Slither slither slither slither went the tongue...But the hand that was what she tried to concentrate on, the hand, since it has the entire terrain of her torso to explore and not just the otorhinolaryngological caverns -- oh God, it was not just at the border where the flesh of the breast joins the pectoral sheath of the chest -- no, the hand was cupping her entire right -- Now!"

That's not only shitacularly bad and verbose, but it's as awkward as a teenage Jehova's Witness on a date with the bar wench even the D&D nerds won't touch. Yeah, I know, I just offended about 35% of the forum populous, but I can say that because I'm one too (a D&D nerd, not the wench). Afterall, it's like a white guy calling his white friend a cracker...white people can still do that, right?

Anyway, I've read better crap in a Danielle Steele book and certain threads.

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holy crap thats awesome.

some people should write sex novels for the illrepute.

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