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The Unofficial Merry Christmas Thread

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I'll start by saying I'd like to wish everybody here at Doomworld a very merry Christmas and one hell of a Happy New Year. Whether you like Jesus, God, or just totally dispise religion and consumerism, merry Christmas!

Feel free to leave your holiday sentiments, and well wishes in this thread.

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Cyb said:

robot santa will get jolly on your naughty asses



Merry Xmas!

Oh no! It's the attack of the killer potshot commercialism getting in the way of the meaning of holiday spirit, showing yet another international icon sent as a lie to motivate proper ethical activity amongst kids, which is by the way only putting off their shitty spoiled, dastardly spirit's rage, and under which circumstances of lies does this tell us the irony that parents always punish their kids for lying!

Next thing I'll bet the easter bunny'll sneak illegal drugs into my favorite creme eggs. Eesh.

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I'm sick of all these fucking Christmas rants
I've got your candy cane in my pants
And you can tell jolly old Saint Nick
To get on his knees and suck my dick
Back in my day we were happy to get a wind up toy
But not all you spoiled, bratty girls and boys
So fuck all your prsents and fuck all your elves
Fuck all your North Poles and fuck all your sleigh bells
Fuck Santa Claus and fuck all this snow
It's knee high and deep as your asshole
Fuck Christmas time I say, fuck
Piss on you all and Bah Humbug!

;P Just kidding, Merry Christmas

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That's my goddamned birthday you bastards are talking about.

How about a little fucking respect?

DC

P.S. This post is 100% bullshit free.

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Haha sucks for you. My birthday is almost exactly 6 months after christmas, so I only have to wait 6 months to get free stuff. :D

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Mivalekan said:

Haha sucks for you. My birthday is almost exactly 6 months after christmas, so I only have to wait 6 months to get free stuff. :D

I didnt even have a birthday you fucking lucky prick.

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Mivalekan said:

Haha sucks for you. My birthday is almost exactly 6 months after christmas, so I only have to wait 6 months to get free stuff. :D


Bwahahaha Same.My B-Day is on May 15.

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Mivalekan said:

Haha sucks for you. My birthday is almost exactly 6 months after christmas, so I only have to wait 6 months to get free stuff. :D

Whatever.

My birthday is in early September, so I always got school supplies and shit as presents.

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yay, nothing says xmas better than making light of the inhumane torture of people! gg fodders

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Actually, it doesn't suck as much as most people seem to think. There's a very clear line drawn between my birthday presents and my Christmas presents. When I was younger, we used to do my birthday in November, just to make everything easier.

DC

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Linguica said:

What's that you say? fodders is unable to simply wish people a merry christmas without throwing in some snide anti-Bush message?

Excuse me, it's also a snide anti-Blair msg :P

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