Lord Raffles Posted March 2, 2005 http://sxws.com/charis/relics3.htm Apparently, Christ left a foreskin laying around before he went to heaven. 0 Share this post Link to post
Infinite Ammunition Posted March 2, 2005 i wonder what the hell they did with all those foreskins anyway... 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted March 2, 2005 I always thought it would be funny if the Arc of the Covenant was really full of foreskins.* *Fun Bible Fact: In case you haven't read the Bible, the reason the Jews cut off their foreskins is because it was a covenant with God. 0 Share this post Link to post
darknation Posted March 2, 2005 Danarchy said:I always thought it would be funny if the Arc of the Covenant was really full of foreskins.* *Fun Bible Fact: In case you haven't read the Bible, the reason the Jews cut off their foreskins is because it was a covenant with God. why doesn't god make unskinned versions when he rolls them off the production line? fucking lazy. 0 Share this post Link to post
Jon Posted March 2, 2005 Infinite Ammunition said:i wonder what the hell they did with all those foreskins anyway... These days we use them for skin grafts on burn victims. 0 Share this post Link to post
Infinite Ammunition Posted March 2, 2005 Danarchy said:I always thought it would be funny if the Arc of the Covenant was really full of foreskins.* *Fun Bible Fact: In case you haven't read the Bible, the reason the Jews cut off their foreskins is because it was a covenant with God. i always figured they were like building this massive penis in a secret location that requires a massive foreskin so they can level cities by aiming and wanking it 0 Share this post Link to post
Technician Posted March 2, 2005 I doubt that a small ring of skin would have lasted for 3000 years anyway (Let alone they even kept the thing when cut). This sounds like a church attraction like in carnivals. “Lost the skin from a shoe box“. You truly never lose a foreskin. I lost mine years back and found it recently in the vacuum cleaner bag. And I'm not serious by the way >:) 0 Share this post Link to post
geekmarine Posted March 3, 2005 darknation said:why doesn't god make unskinned versions when he rolls them off the production line? fucking lazy. Haha, that's funny. By the way, ugh, that's the most disgusting relic I've ever heard of... Holy foreskin... Honestly! *BARF* 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted March 3, 2005 What about Rasputin's giant penis? He was a monk, so it could count as a relic! 0 Share this post Link to post
Lord FlatHead Posted March 3, 2005 Technician said:I doubt that a small ring of skin would have lasted for 3000 years anyway See if you can find a calendar around the house, and take a good look at today's date... but brace yourself first. 0 Share this post Link to post
Submerge Posted March 3, 2005 Hrm. I always thought they did the circumcision thing due to the desert. I mean, do you WANT sand to get stuck in your junk, man? OW. All I can say is keep a scalpel away from my Wang and I'll be perfectly content. It doesn't need to be fricking cut off. 0 Share this post Link to post
leileilol Posted March 3, 2005 Submerge said:I mean, do you WANT sand to get stuck in your junk, man? OW. How would you be able to manage that is a problem to worry about. 0 Share this post Link to post
Stealthy Ivan Posted March 4, 2005 The romans made forskin soup for the leppers...? 0 Share this post Link to post
Snarboo Posted March 4, 2005 My foreskin was turned into a decorative place mat, so there! 0 Share this post Link to post