the best stories for wads....

[Lizardcommando]

i liked the Memento Mori stories.

[Xaser]

WildWeasel said:

The UAC was founded back in the early 60's for the sole purpose of helping to design the first space shuttle for NASA. After relocating their headquarters to the underground beneath New Mexico, they began experiments on time travel. You, a daring UAC board member/ex-Marine, volunteer to be the guinea pig for the first test, and get sent 200 years into the future - to when the UAC made their second mistake with portal technology.

Operation Mjolnir (WTF is up with that name anyway? It's a bit random, no offense.)


And for mine:

Their is a citey calld Nucklear City and ti got invaded by thingys from helll. Now that your a su-per m4rin3 d00d and best killling stufff person, you are send ot Nuclear city to kill the monsters in nuclear City. THe ivnasion is leaded bya big Spidermsatermind only instead of a broun brain it has a silvr one. Oh gn0! JJJJyou are sentt to the bilding er, i mean city in a telepoter but somethig si wrong. ARGH!!!!!!!!!BLORK!!! This is a teleporter adn you get stuck in it but you se SOUULSPHERRES! But there not real ARGH! THeir badguys need to dieN! UMUST Killzor TEM ALLL!


Yes, I know it's a joke, but who cares?

Besides, Death to Chainsaws has a really good storyline, but it can't really be summed up at the moment (30 pages long!)

[Xenophon]

Lost Soulsphere owns.

Once upon a time there were 2 guys named Jim and Bob. One day, Bob was taking
a shower and Jim was brushing his teeth and Bob said "Hey, can you pass the
soap?" and Jim said "What do I looke like, a chair?". Then, Bob gets really
mad and pulls a rocket launcher out of nowhere (actually from behind a big
rock) and blows Jim into pieces. Then, after he realizes what he's done, Bob
steals an airplane in order to escape from the wrath of King George. However,
he didn't know how to fly a plane so he crashed somewhere in southern Kansas.
He got out of the wreckage and sees a house. He starts walking to the house
but then realizes that it's not really a house and it's really a giant flesh-
eating robot that's shaped like a house. Bob tried to run away, but he gets
swallowed whole. He then wakes up and realizes that instead of being in
giant robot's stomach, he was in hell. Bob then exclaims "I am in hell!".
Then, bob sees a gun on the ground so he picks it up and starts to shoot
people. Then he realizes that they're not really people but are really mutant
zombie vampire dudes and demons so he still continues to shoot stuff. He then
starts looking for a way out of hell and he sees a sign that says:
"TO LEAVE HELL, GO THIS WAY! --->",
So he follows the arrow on the sign. However, even more badguys come up and
Bob says "Shit" and starts shooting, then he says "Shit" again and then he
says "Shit" again and again and again for a really long time because this is
really ------- --------. Then, Bob says "This isn't hell, it's a game!" and
he then starts trying to win the game, but he can't. Then Bob decides to use
a lifeline, so he phones a friend (you) and when you pick the phone up, you
and Bob suddenly switch places so now you have to get through Hell and find a
way out. So our story begins.

[188DarkRevived]

Lizardcommando said:

i liked the Memento Mori stories.

Me 2 :)

I also like the Hellstorm and Twice Risen stories. But those are now useless, it seems...

[Anders]

Foofoo said:

i was going through some wad text files and i stumbled upon this gold nugget of literateric brilliance...

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Genius.

It was late and for some strange reason I thought it would be funny to release that stupid wad in Erik's name. My english, which is bad to begin with, didn't really gain from the late hour.