Bucket Posted August 18, 2005 Today is Bad Poetry Day; post your bad poetry! (Or link to Melfice's blogs if you don't have any) Also, it's Denis Leary's birthday. When I take a poop, I think What if I did it in the sink Whilst over someone else's place What if I threw some in your face What if I dressed it up in lace And hung it right above my stoop These are the thoughts I have with poop. 0 Share this post Link to post
geekmarine Posted August 18, 2005 Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits On a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon See if I don't. 0 Share this post Link to post
Janderson Posted August 18, 2005 Have you been down to the Mulberry Bush, the Mulberry Bush, the Mulberry Bush? Have you been down to the Mulberry Bush? I didn't think you had. Have you been down to the Mulberry Bush, the Mulberry Bush, the Mulberry Bush? Have you been down to the Mulberry Bush? I'm sure I saw you there. Have you been down to the Mulberry Bush, the Mulberry Bush, the Mulberry Bush? Have you been down to the Mulberry Bush? AND STEALING ALL THE MULBERRRIES! I think you have! I think you have! You're a theiving little gypsy and I'm going to shoot your dad, In the back of the face, With a can of mace, I've got an ace up my sleeve; give me the metal pole! I've been down to the Mulberry Bush at least twenty-five million times last week you fool! Think you're better than me? I'll kill your family! Hang them from a tree, and whack off into bees! Ahhhhhh....... Have you been down to the Mulberry Bush, the Mulberry Bush, the Mulberry Bush? Have you been down to the Mulberry Bush? I didn't think you had. Have you been down to the Mulberry Bush, the Mulberry Bush, the Mulberry Bush? Have you been down to the Mulberry Bush? I'LL STAB YOU WITH A SCREWDRIVER IN THE FACE! --- show your support for The Angered Goose's Octogon of Fire! peace out. 0 Share this post Link to post
Infinite Ammunition Posted August 18, 2005 <zarkyb> markov, what is it? <Markov> Roses are red / Violets are blue / Niggers it is yeah... i got nothing ;_; 0 Share this post Link to post
KwadDamyj Posted August 18, 2005 Mary had a little lamb Little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb Until I ate it whole. 0 Share this post Link to post
darknation Posted August 18, 2005 In honour of this special day I thought I would compose a play Construcuted of attrocious rhyme And lacking rythm, structure, time. Ralphis was a little lad Who's pelvis was lacking in pubes. He wished so much that he was hairy, Waiting for the pubic fairy. One night he placed upon his bed A dollar coin beneath his head In hopes that magic hairy fairy Would visit his scrotum that night He pretended to sleep, one eye on the clock One eye on the window; one hand on his cock And then his last dollar he glance-ed upon And discovered said dollar was vanished and gone. Thunder rolled; lightning cracked. In ralphis' pants was the feeling of cack He shit himself in the most foulest of spurts For there at his door was a minion of hurt. The Hairy Fairy; his name was Bubba. Tattoed and moustached and clad all in rubber Three hundred six pounds of concentrate gay. Sixteen foot seven of bug-gar-ey. He said unto ralphis, "I answer your plea, "I am here as requested," he said with much glee. "A boy lies before me. A puppy, a lamb, "But after tonight you shall leave here a man!" Poor Ralphis screamed at the sight of his dildo Puckered his anus and chomped on his pillow His shitchute was buggered and left hanging free He went from a virgin to gaping goatse. And now this sad story must come to a close We leave poorest ralphis befrit of his clothes Clutching his arsehole and wishing for lube But there on his pelvis; Behold! It's a pube! Fin. 0 Share this post Link to post
Kristian Ronge Posted August 18, 2005 I hade a poem all ready, but ... I messed it up (had to translate from Swedish). :-( I'll make one up on the fly: Tired ----- Work work work Work sleep work Eat work stress Wall Street stock Work work work Bungee jump with dental floss 0 Share this post Link to post
St. Doom Posted August 18, 2005 Oh Bloody Sunday Fucking Bob Dole did it again He ate the damn pie 0 Share this post Link to post
Grazza Posted August 19, 2005 A Haiku is a fail, so success. I gave a poem here. It rhymes at least. 0 Share this post Link to post
Janderson Posted August 19, 2005 One day dear St Doom Wrote a haiku, therefore he Fails. Lesson learned, bingo! HA! thats 5/7/6! Can't touch this! 0 Share this post Link to post
SyntherAugustus Posted August 19, 2005 Oh my fucking god This is not a crap haiko It so isn't fail 0 Share this post Link to post
St. Doom Posted August 19, 2005 Yea, My newbish ways suck I'm a quasi-furry freak But I am honest 0 Share this post Link to post
Quast Posted August 19, 2005 St. Doom said:Yea, My newbish ways suck I'm a quasi-furry freak But I am honest 6/7/5 0 Share this post Link to post
St. Doom Posted August 19, 2005 I can't make a poem five seven five seems to much No idea why I try 0 Share this post Link to post
Inferno Posted August 19, 2005 My two-hundreth post, Who really cares Inferno, We're making poems. Lol 0 Share this post Link to post
St. Doom Posted August 19, 2005 A Retard who talks About random shit on here I must be stoped now 0 Share this post Link to post
alexz721 Posted August 19, 2005 Roses are red Violets are blue I'll fuck you with a rake Yeah, I didn't write it. Oh well. I'll be more creative later. 0 Share this post Link to post
St. Doom Posted August 19, 2005 Oh my sweet Jesus Yet more shitty work from me when will the pain end 0 Share this post Link to post
Remilia Scarlet Posted August 19, 2005 夜の中 学生が起きて 皿の音 I wrote a haiku in Japanese. I win. and... Roses are red violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poems write you 0 Share this post Link to post
St. Doom Posted August 19, 2005 The Imp is on fire. Why did he play with matches? The world will never know. 0 Share this post Link to post
Fletcher` Posted August 19, 2005 A little lamb had Mary; She tasted quite contrary. 0 Share this post Link to post
St. Doom Posted August 19, 2005 Yes, Mary went to Hell That bitch killed nine nice pokemon She burns in the fires 0 Share this post Link to post
Hobbs Posted August 19, 2005 This thread just fails it St. Doom is getting boring Shut the fuck up now 0 Share this post Link to post
wildweasel Posted August 19, 2005 Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I. Blatantly ripped from "What About Bob?" 0 Share this post Link to post
alexz721 Posted August 19, 2005 What is up with the haikus? Why not poems about big shoes? Or some ridiculously long snooze? Or getting wasted-faced off booze? This post, indeed, does not amuse. 0 Share this post Link to post
St. Doom Posted August 19, 2005 Hello and welcome here The key is it's all bad works Of corse they are borring 0 Share this post Link to post
Ralphis Posted August 19, 2005 Numbermind said:Today is Bad Poetry Day; post your bad poetry! (Or link to Melfice's blogs if you don't have any) OH SNAP 0 Share this post Link to post
Janderson Posted August 19, 2005 Yo Jiddy Sont in the house y'all with some street peotry! Ya hur? Yo yo, I was raised in a place called Death's Waiting Room, To tha suckas in da south; be Keswick. We hold tha coldest muthafucka's here; they would make ya sick, But the babes in hood would do tha trick, for a trick. I ain't frontin', I don't take tha mick, And I swear to God I got out of the nick, in the nick, Of time. Life revolve on tha flick of a dime, Which I throw in the air while I'm warming my nine....iron. Playin' Golf with the oldies, 'Don't rip the fuckin' turf or we'll call on the Baldies!' Jeriatric street hoods totin' their zimmer's, Wrinkled gnarly ninja's and athletic swimmers, Cuttin' brothas up with their petrol hedge trimmers, Yo, ain't no way to live here. Yo, I ain't kidding Kwasia Yo, yo. The lights are dimming, can't afford to nest hur. Survival chances slimming, Ah got no time to rest hur! My options open, while granny is gropin' I'm takin' to Black England, White Asia Leicester. Yea! White Asia Leicester. (Say what!) I said White Asia Leicester. (Say werd?) White Asia Leicester. (Huh Jiddy?) White Asia Leicester.(Yea!) Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo. Yo chally, I said Yo yo yo yo yo Peace out brothas. 0 Share this post Link to post
VileSlay Posted August 20, 2005 90% of the words in this one were randomly picked from the dictionary and arranged by me during a drug fueled night long ago. how bad is this one. the reporters foot prayer the devil is the king of misery how it remembered living what say we watch, shout oh! and manic shorts of a black viking plays free in the garden and homes of the power child the real setback of a christian elite and better americans of used dimensions sure to act on updated sources a second human is born and with it sexuality 0 Share this post Link to post