KwadDamyj Posted October 24, 2005 http://www.gamespot.com/news/6136367.html You thought the Doom movie was bad? Ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. At least the Doom movie was based off of a good franchise. But this... *dunks noggin in acid to purge the stupiditry of it all* 0 Share this post Link to post
Technician Posted October 24, 2005 Ah man now their dragging the good name of Postal through the mud. I can't see how they could ever make a movie that could compare to the game. I hate Uwe Boll lack luster adaptions. He thinks he's doing us a favore to make game movies. 0 Share this post Link to post
Demon Hunter Posted October 24, 2005 (grabs .357 points at head and pulls the trigger) My god. Why Boll is even being considered a director is beyond me, I wonder what passes for "talent" these days. I'd really like to see that asshole adapt his plotless mush to Postal. 0 Share this post Link to post
Bucket Posted October 24, 2005 I see it like a mirror for our society And that's where I start slapping the shit out of him. Douchebag. 0 Share this post Link to post
Coopersville Posted October 24, 2005 Boll's due for a masterpiece now; Postal would do it. 0 Share this post Link to post
Technician Posted October 24, 2005 How can they make a movie on a game with no plot? The game was made to offend and laugh and it did so well. I mean how they can incorporate animal cruelty, racial slurs, political incorrectness, and religious stabs into an hour and twenty mins. 0 Share this post Link to post
darknation Posted October 24, 2005 actually, the original postal had an interesting take on the story in the manual... it was told from the viewpoint of the 'insane' protagonist, convinced that everyone in the whole world was out to get him, hence his desire to kill everyone in the whole world. a competant director could do a lot with that. ps I'm drunk 0 Share this post Link to post
baronofhell Posted October 24, 2005 I wonder how doom would've turned out if he directed it. (shutters at the possibility of an even worse result) 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted October 24, 2005 Huh? This makes about as much sense as making a movie out of Nethack. Though in a way this makes sense. Who better to direct a movie with no plot than a director who can't direct? 0 Share this post Link to post
Udderdude Posted October 24, 2005 I have a feeling this movie is going to get the same response Tom Green's Freddy Got Fingered got. I can't imagine it being anything more than a huge, stinky turd. Go hollywood! You can do it! :P 0 Share this post Link to post
Graf Zahl Posted October 24, 2005 You know, even without reading the article or the posts in this thread I had a bad feeling that this would be about the worst hack in recent history to direct movies. Boll is just utterly pathetic and it is truly amazing that he still gets money to finance his crap. 0 Share this post Link to post
Bank Posted October 25, 2005 Vegeta said:Now we need a movie based in Tetris. I'm ready, are you? 0 Share this post Link to post
leileilol Posted October 25, 2005 Comiclez said:I'm ready, are you? You mean are you Tetrisized? 0 Share this post Link to post
baronofhell Posted October 25, 2005 Or a movie based on The Sims. How about quake 3 arena? Or Splinter Cell(now that would be good.) 0 Share this post Link to post
Bucket Posted October 25, 2005 mallis said:a competant director could do a lot with that. An incompetent director could probably relate to that better than we can imagine. 0 Share this post Link to post
Bank Posted October 25, 2005 gargoylol said:You mean are you Tetrisized? I play too much tetris not to be. 0 Share this post Link to post
VileSlay Posted October 25, 2005 here we go again. maybe he'll throw in the whole gary coleman thing from postal 2. that might be interesting enough to see on a stolen bootleg. 0 Share this post Link to post
Coopersville Posted October 25, 2005 baronofhell said: Or a movie based on The Sims. How about quake 3 arena? Or Splinter Cell(now that would be good. Your wish is my command. ...There, you will have your Splinter Cell movie. 0 Share this post Link to post
Ralphis Posted October 25, 2005 http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php?date=2003-01-24&res=l 0 Share this post Link to post
KwadDamyj Posted October 25, 2005 Ralphis said:http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php?date=2003-01-24&res=l Good one, Ralphis. I never get tired of that strip. =D I'd see it, too. 0 Share this post Link to post
Ninja_of_DooM Posted October 25, 2005 Ralphis said:http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php?date=2003-01-24&res=l They better stop giving Hollywood ideas. 0 Share this post Link to post
The SuperFly Posted October 31, 2005 http://www.cinemablend.com/feature.php?id=209 Thoughts? 0 Share this post Link to post
Lüt Posted October 31, 2005 Heh, people still keep up with American cinema? Me, I've found that little obscure section in the back of the libraries and rental stores called "foreign" and never gone back. 0 Share this post Link to post
Janderson Posted October 31, 2005 Lüt said:Me, I've found that little obscure section in the back of the libraries and rental stores called "foreign" and never gone back. You mean the curtained area that also bears an '18+' sign? 0 Share this post Link to post
Lüt Posted November 1, 2005 Heh, no, although as far as the 18+ ratings go, there really isn't much of a difference. 0 Share this post Link to post
Skeletor Posted November 2, 2005 Which movies has he butchered? Alone in the Dark (2004) House of the Dead (2003) Which movies are next? Bloodrayne (2005) Hunter: The Reckoning (2006) Farcry(2006) Dungeon Siege (hopefully never) from uwebollsucks.com 0 Share this post Link to post
-_DLD_- Posted November 2, 2005 Vegeta said:Now we need a movie based in Tetris. Screw that, we're going to get a Pong Movie...NOW! 0 Share this post Link to post
SYS Posted November 3, 2005 Skeletor said:Dungeon Siege (hopefully never) uwebollsucks.com I think Dungeon Siege is in post production right now. I talked to some people who had worked on it. Lüt said:Heh, people still keep up with American cinema? Me, I've found that little obscure section in the back of the libraries and rental stores called "foreign" and never gone back. I've been enjoying foreign movies as of late. Downfall is a good one. It's about Hitler in the last few weeks of Nazi Germany. 0 Share this post Link to post
The SuperFly Posted November 3, 2005 POTGIESSER said:I've been enjoying foreign movies as of late. Downfall is a good one. It's about Hitler in the last few weeks of Nazi Germany. The Fuhrer is a main character? 0 Share this post Link to post