Universal Pictures "Mystified" At Doom Movie Gross Decline

[Nems]

http://www.actiontrip.com/rei/comments_news.phtml?id=110105_2

Gee, I wonder why.

[darknation]

awww. no wonder eomer is crying.

[-_DLD_-]

Joystiq.com said:

I suggest Universal pulls a "Jay and Silent Bob" on the moviegoers and sends The Rock to their homes to beat 'em up unless they go to see the movie.

Amen to that.

[Bucket]

This is pertinent:
Uwe Boll can no longer claim tax writeoffs from box office bombs

[KwadDamyj]

Numbermind said:

This is pertinent:
Uwe Boll can no longer claim tax writeoffs from box office bombs

There is a God.

[The SuperFly]

Oh man, that will be sugary sweet...
Doesn't Boll have about 3 pictures in the can (HOTD2, Bloodrayne, and another) for release in 2006?? When they all go in the shitter he'll be blackballed, and deported to Germany laughing all the way to the bank since he can still buy and sell any one of us. =\

[Vile]

They're mystified about the gross decline and I'm mystified about how they couldn't stick with Doom's ridiculously simple plot outline... yawn.

[-_DLD_-]

Well, I'm mystified at why the hell the sky is blue of all colours and not teal.

[Foofoo]

im mystified that universal is mystified by this.

[Janderson]

I'm perpetually mystified.

[Predat]

What was up wit the movie storyline? It kinda went Resident Evil on us...WTF????

[-_DLD_-]

I have reached the following conclusion about Universal:

They've sold half their brains for money, and are trying and failing to use the remaining half to think.

[Texas Libra]

You...fucking...assholes...will...never...learn...

(I'm not talking about Universal here)

[Predat]

I just want to take that BFG and shove it up their ass! God I am pissed!!!11

[Bank]

I'm mystified that there was no impse to speak of in the movie, why did they think I went?

[Grazza]

Texas Libra said:

You...fucking...assholes...will...never...learn...

(I'm not talking about Universal here)

Posts insulting other people in general are a very bad idea. Don't make another one.

[Dco16]

This Just In: Fucking Duh.

[TheDarkArchon]

Comiclez said:

I'm mystified that there was no impse to speak of in the movie, why did they think I went?

Can't you just watch Imp Encounter SE (heh) again?

[KwadDamyj]

TheDarkArchon said:

Can't you just watch Imp Encounter SE (heh) again?

Someone needs to make a version of Imp Encounter compatible with force-feedback equipped gamepad controllers. =^P

[DoOmEr4LiFe]

They deserve much worse than a few negative million dollars for screwing this up, or maybe they don't...either way it's still funny.