If you could be any of the enemies from doom...

[Craigs]

If you could be any of the demons from Doom and have all of their powers, what would it be and why?

I know I'd be the cacodemon... I could fly around North Carolina bombing the houses of my enemies!

[myk]

Commander Keen; I'm masochistic like that.

[Craigs]

myk said:

Commander Keen; I'm masochistic like that.

Erm... You realize you wouldn't be able to move don't you? Not to mention the fact that Commander Keen is being hung in Doom II

[TheDarkArchon]

Do you know what masochism is?

Anyway, I'd be the Baron. A great all-rounder with a lot of health.

[Craigs]

TheDarkArchon said:

Do you know what masochism is?

Anyway, I'd be the Baron. A great all-rounder with a lot of health.

*checks Merriam Webster*
Ohhh, I get it now.
ew.

Heh, it would be cool to be a Baron of Hell... If only you didn't have to be pink... :\

[Grazza]

I'd be a ghost pain elemental. Difficult to hit, able to fly, go though walls and into the void, and many people wouldn't even believe I existed at all.

[Technician]

I'b be a shotgun.

[Craigs]

Technician said:

I'b be a shotgun.

A shotgun?
That's not an enemy...
Don't say SS nazi either or I will hunt you down and jam a chainsaw straight down your throat.

[Technician]

Ok then. I'd be a Cyberdemon. I could launch huge rockets and shit out of a small gun on my arm. Although I don't know if it would be sacrificial to sacrifice my penis for a smooth muscular butt. What’s with that hole on his crotch anyway?

[Enjay]

Grazza said:

and many people wouldn't even believe I existed at all.

You wouldn't in any Dehacked patch where I needed extra frames. ;)

I don't know if I could cope with another monster jumping out of my mouth everytime I belched. :/

I think I'd go for imp. Some of those marines look pretty hot. You never know, I might just get lucky before getting killed. ;)

[Dutch Doomer]

Archvile for me, its the smartest doom monster and its fast.

[-_DLD_-]

Maybe a Revenant. Fast, can shoot seeking missiles at people I hate, beat the crap out of those who get close, and can still play DOOM.

[Belial]

Ya, and you could walk around with your head clipped into the ceiling.

Archvile.

[Technician]

Belial said:

Ya, and you could walk around with your head clipped into the ceiling.

Archvile.

Thats some majore pwnage right there :D

Accually I think the creature that might be the awsomeness to be would be the Cacodemon. I mean think of it. You can fly, and launch fireballs from your mouth. Its every kids dream.

[Amaster]

BLUE K... oh never mind.

I'd be a spectre.

[Dr. Zin]

The lost soul. You can fly and are on fire.

[DemonDemon]

Crushing ceiling. On vacations they flip me over and I become a crushing floor. ^_^

[Relica Religia]

Arch-Vile. It's my kind of thing.

[-_DLD_-]

Dr. Zin said:

The lost soul. You can fly and are on fire.

But you'd be dumb. Are you dumb?

[Dr. Zin]

Lost souls aren't really dumber than any of the other monsters, their attack animation just doesn't allow them to redirect themselves.

[-_DLD_-]

Read the DOOM instruction booklet.

"Dumb. Tough. Flies. On fire. 'Nuff said."

[Adam3]

I would be a Chaingunner zombie It would be really cool

[TwinBeast]

I had a dream I was a cyberdemon, but much more advanced than the cyberdemon in Doom. I was able to jump very high and crush the whole E2M8 and throw the wall pieces into those little dumb flying burning things... :) Then they just went poff like they usually do when they get hit bad enough...

[Bashe]

I think the most fitting for me would be manc. since I'm fat, but I'd like to be a Revenant.

[Technician]

-_DLD_- said:

Read the DOOM instruction booklet.

"Dumb. Tough. Flies. On fire. 'Nuff said."

I don’t trust manuals that try to give character traits to characters that lack any from the other. Plus GT Interactive made that shit up.

[Terra-jin]

Is that so? GT wrote the manuals?

I always liked the bad-ass attitude of the manuals so I figured they were done by id themselves.

[TwinBeast]

Oh yea, this reminds me of a dream I just had last night... It had archvile mancubus crossbreeds. Fat slow moving pale things that were able to resurrect dead monsters... eww... they were ugly. Then there were some cacodemons I shot them with a shotgun and then I ran out of ammo when the fatso archviles came in, so I went into the level editor and added some more shotgun shells. I had also placed two shotgun shell boxes stacked over each other, but those weren't enough.

[Bank]

Probably a Baron of Hell or Hell Knight, mobile, strong, and vaguely humanoid. It would be a bit of bitch to have flaming hands all the time though...you really couldnt type too well...

[-_DLD_-]

Comiclez said:

It would be a bit of bitch to have flaming hands all the time though...you really couldnt type to well...

That's why I'm a Revenant. I can beat the shit out of things and still play DOOM/type.

[wildweasel]

I'd be an imp. Not only would I be able to heave balls of fire at stuff, I'd also finally be able to open those damn potato chip bags without a pair of scissors (I swear they do that on purpose to make you feel weak).