Naked Snake Posted March 17, 2006 Dead link now :( I was thinking, if they make a sequel, it'll most likely be "Snakes on a Train." Think about it folks. Snakes. ON A TRAIN! Like say, the train is going 400mph cause it's a supertrain and um...the guys that put the snakes on the train also made it so the train can't stop or something (until they don't something like um, say, hook the train with a fighter jet goin the opposite direction to like, wear down the wheels until the train stops!) Yeah, did I mention this train has fucking SNAKES?! Get Bruce Willis, John Travolta and Cuba Gooding JR. and you're golden. Then, obviously, to complete the Snakes on * trilogy would be "Snakes on a Submarine". Yeah, these guys attach a sub to the sea floor and um, put snakes in it. They cannot contact the outside and their location is unknown and they have no way of getting to the surface without dying. So like, shit happens, parts of the sub blow up and it starts flooding, somehow, a um, fighter jet finds them on the bottom of the ocean and totally rescues them at the most opportune moment. 0 Share this post Link to post
darknation Posted March 17, 2006 God damn that is going to be the best film ever. 0 Share this post Link to post
Kristian Ronge Posted March 17, 2006 Well, the movie certainly seems to deliver what the unimaginative title promises. 0 Share this post Link to post
Enjay Posted March 17, 2006 I watched that and thought it was a piss take. I mean, it's awful. It actually looks like it's been photoshopped by an amateur in some places. Apparently not though http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/ 0 Share this post Link to post
Captain Red Posted March 17, 2006 there is no way this movie could suck! 0 Share this post Link to post
exp(x) Posted March 17, 2006 I actually assumed it was going to be a spoof movie of some sort because of the inspired title. 0 Share this post Link to post
Technician Posted March 17, 2006 Pffft. When ever I try letting my snake out on a plane I get escorted off by the air port security. 0 Share this post Link to post
kristus Posted March 17, 2006 As see it. It's either a display of Samuel L Jacksons amazing sense of humor. Or his amazing crack addiction. Technichian. Do like the drugdealers do, swallow it, or shove it up your ass. 0 Share this post Link to post
Enjay Posted March 17, 2006 Last time I let a "snake" out on a 'plane, I got arrested for indecent exposure. ;) 0 Share this post Link to post
Technician Posted March 17, 2006 kristus said:Technichian. Do like the drugdealers do, swallow it, or shove it up your ass. I don't put my snake through that torture. It has a very sensitive head. 0 Share this post Link to post
Enjay Posted March 17, 2006 Dammit, I just realised I made the same snake innuendo as Technician. Oh well, great minds... or something. 0 Share this post Link to post
darknation Posted March 17, 2006 Enjay said:Dammit, I just realised I made the same snake innuendo as Technician. Oh well, great minds... or something. fools seldom differ. 0 Share this post Link to post
Shin Godzilla Posted March 17, 2006 LOL @ that hilariously bad trailer. There could have been so many better options for 'nasty animals loose on transportation' flicks. Just think of the possibilities! Jaguars on a Jet Bears on a Boat Bulls on a Bus Tarantulas in a Truck Mothers-in-Law in a Station Wagon But yeah, Snakes on a Plane... not very scary. I hope the movie is actually somewhat entertaining, if only in a laughable way. 0 Share this post Link to post
caco_killer Posted March 17, 2006 That looks like something Uwe Boll would make. 0 Share this post Link to post
kristus Posted March 17, 2006 Never, Uwe Boll would never make a movie that isn't based off of a computer game.. :p 0 Share this post Link to post
Technician Posted March 17, 2006 Uwe Boll is too dumb to think up any new and creative ideas. Unfortunately he finds it appropriate to throw in his half baked brain fart ideas in game movie with already solid stories. 0 Share this post Link to post
Koko Ricky Posted March 17, 2006 Two extremely ROFL moments about this trailer: 1) The cheesy, generic chuga-chuga heavy metal playing in the background. 2) The fact that even on a choppy video with low resolution, the snakes looked shitty. 0 Share this post Link to post
darknation Posted March 17, 2006 FUCK YOU ALL SAMUEL L JACKSON. WHIPPING A FAT MAN. WITH A FUCKING SNAKE. WHAT IS NOT TO LIKE? 0 Share this post Link to post
Udderdude Posted March 17, 2006 The only attraction to this movie is going to be the camp factor. Since it's going for intentional camp, rather than unintentional .. it might just even fail that. Poor Samuel L. Jackson :( 0 Share this post Link to post
Enjay Posted March 18, 2006 GoatLord said:2) The fact that even on a choppy video with low resolution, the snakes looked shitty. Incredibly shitty. Like first generation CGI. Or like the stuff you see on "the making of..." extra features before the special effects geek has added shading and stuff to make the model look like it was actually there. mallis said:SAMUEL L JACKSON. WHIPPING A FAT MAN. WITH A FUCKING SNAKE. That could indeed be a redeeming feature :D - assuming that is what's going on. I thought he was saving the fat guy by grabbing the snake and smashing it off something. :( 0 Share this post Link to post
Linguica Posted March 18, 2006 I knew adding a Youtube tag would pay off! 0 Share this post Link to post
DeumReaper Posted March 18, 2006 I'd rather watch "Mutants in a Science Lab." 0 Share this post Link to post