Convict vows "evil acts" upon release from prison; steals candy from child

[Dittohead]

Finally, something whacky from my hometown. This little news blurb made it into the Valley R&R section which is something that's usually reserved for entertaining tidbits in the news. While this isn't anything to get excited over, nor is it really groundbreaking, its just kind of funny and I thought maybe some people here would appreciate it.

The Fargo Forum
http://www.in-forum.com

CRIME TIME LINE

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Shortly before his release from prison in spring 2005, Michael Damron wrote to a Bismarck judge vowing to commit an “evil act” a month against society. Prior to his arrest Wednesday for theft of $100,000 worth of construction tools and equipment, the man who cut telephone lines disrupting power for 20,000 users for a 1995 burglary, had kept a fairly low profile.

Here are some of his monthly mischievous highlights:

May 2005: Yelled “Bingo” without completing card.

July 2005: Illegally lit fireworks within city limits.

October 2005: Dressed as a Wookie, stole bags of candy from trick-or-treaters on Halloween.

November 2005: Sent out holiday greeting cards with insufficient postage.

December 2005: Cleaned out Christmas tree lot and bragged to neighbors about the “piney fresh” scent of his apartment.

April 2006: Dressed as the Easter Bunny, stole eggs before Easter egg hunt.

June 2006: Stood outside movie theaters and gave away ending to “The Da Vinci Code.”

http://www.in-forum.com/articles/index.cfm?id=133315

It's like Beavis grew up, or something.

[wildweasel]

The rest aren't terribly evil (except that one about the fireworks), but to give away the ending to the Da Vinci Code? That HEATHEN!

[alexz721]

He'd better watch out with that Bingo thing, or he could get caned to death.

[Kristian Ronge]

Insufficient postage? It's unwise to upset postal workers...

[XDelusion]

MY HERO!

[AirRaid]

WildWeasel said:

The rest aren't terribly evil (except that one about the fireworks), but to give away the ending to the Da Vinci Code? That HEATHEN!

Anyone worth their salt already read the book anyway.