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Questions to ponder

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Questions to Ponder
1. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
2. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about
him?
3. Why does Goofy stand up straight while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!

4. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
5. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
6. If electricity comes from electrons,
does morality come from morons?
7. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle,
Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
8. Stop singing and read on..........

9. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
10. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face,

he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride,
he sticks his head out the window?

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1. - Not much room in a fridge freezer. But in most lay down freezers there 'are' lights inside.
2. - Damn, I got nothing
3. - Goofy bent over once, never did it again
4. - Testicular
5. - Abortions
6. - They do seem to live longer
7. - A lot of nursey rhymes and such were sung to the same tune
8. - No need
9. - If you ever read shit in your soup, get help
10. - It's for the smells

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Th0r said: 2. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

I thought it was "and *I* don't care", which in that case doesn't necessarily imply that *no one* cares. Anyway, there's a little discussion of possible interpretations here.

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