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the very first time you played doom... [monster nicknames]

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what nick names did you give he monsters?

i gave demons the name pig donkeys.lol
and the barons o hell pink goaty goats. XFD
and hell knights grey goaty goats.


lol what are some of yours.

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Demon - Buffalo (Büffel)
Imp - Spikedude (Stachelmensch)
Cacodemon - Beholder
Arch vile - Fire skeleton (Feuerskelett)
pain Elemental - Skull spitter (Schädel spucker)

just to name a few, the names in the brackets are the original german words I used!

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Oh I thought this was about your first emotions when you played doom (I'd have an interesting story about that)...oh well whatever, let's go with the name thingy:

Zombies and Sergeants: Made no particular impression on me so I just called them "guards" or "soldiers".

Imps: Some Greek magazine called them "Σαυράνθρωποι" (Lizard Men) but I called them "Γύφτοι¨(Gypsιes) and whenever I whooped one I yelled "Die you fucking dirty brown gypsy!" (wouldn't be Politically Correct in the States, huh?)
Well in Greece "gypsy" is a slang term for any dirty and mean person, so it seemed appropriate ;-)

Demons: "Κάπρος" (mythological wild pig/boar)

Cacos: becaue I found them much cuter than all other monsters, I called them with a cute name: "Ευχούλιδες" (Wishing Gnomes), which is the greek name for those plastic Good-luck bringing trolls (whatever their name is).

Barons: just called them "minotaurs" like the above Greek magazine did :-) Or else after a junior high professor I didn't like very much at the time ;-)

Pain elemental: "Το χαριτωμένο μπάσταρδο πλασματάκι"="The cute bastard little creature". Don't even ask why :-)

Archvile: "Αντίχριστος"=Antichrist, for obvious reasons: stigmata and resurrection, but with an evil twist. I always though Archviles were some sort of evil Jesus clones.

Chaingunner: "Μπούλης"="Hefty fellow" :-p

Mancubus: "Κωλοχοντρός"="Fat f*ck"

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Imps looked like apes and Hell Knights and Barons were " grey/pink skinned minotaurs" to me...

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Vader said:

Demon - Buffalo (Büffel)
Imp - Spikedude (Stachelmensch)
Cacodemon - Beholder
Arch vile - Fire skeleton (Feuerskelett)
pain Elemental - Skull spitter (Schädel spucker)

just to name a few, the names in the brackets are the original german words I used!

Did you ever use the patch to restore the Nazi secret levels?

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Zombieman-- Vanilla Ice covered in shit
Shotgun Guy-- Skinhead covered in shit
Heavy Weapons Dude-- Cap'n Cunt
SS Nazi-- Val Kilmer
Imp-- Shitman covered in shit
Demon-- Mr. Ed
Spectre-- That gay clear guy
Cacodemon-- Coethrahedron ("Atlas-headed freak")
Hell Knight-- George Bush (Sr.)
Baron of Hell-- Barbara (Babs) Bush
Revenant-- Michael Jackson's Thriller posse
Pain Elemental-- Oprah
Archvile-- Michael Jackson
Spider Mastermind-- Aunt Mary
Cyberdemon-- Mr. Rogers

Job said:

Did you ever use the patch to restore the Nazi secret levels?


Not if he doesn't want to go to jail, assuming he's in Germany.

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These are some nicknames I gave the monsters when I first played Doom (in English and Russian):

Mancubus - Fatty (колобок)
Arachnotron - Metal spider (стальной паук)
Spider Mastermind - Big spider with a machine gun (огромный паук с пулемётом)
Revenant - Skeleton with rockets (скелет с ракетами)
Demon - Pink bulldog (розовый бульдог)

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Zombieman - Muerto con pistola (deadman with gun)

Shotgun Guy - Muerto con escopeta (Deadman with shotgun)

Heavy Weapons Dude - Gordo con ametralladora (Fatguy with machinegun)

SS Nazi - Puto Nazi (Fucking nazi)

Imp - El bicho de Hellraiser (roughly translated as "The freak from hellraiser)

Demon - Las vacas (the cows)

Spectre - La vaca invisible (Invisible cow)

Cacodemon - El tomate volador (the fliying tomato)

Hell Knight - La cabrota (the huge goat)

Baron of Hell - Mama cabrota (Mother huge Goat)

Revenant - La calaca (Slang for The Angel of Death, in some parts of latin america)

Pain Elemental - La caca voladora que bota calacas (The "calacas" spawning piece of floating shit)

Mancubus - Don Lucho (Don lucho, the name of my job's janitor)

Archvile - La fosforera que revive muertos (the dead-rising lighter)

Spider Mastermind - La Arañota (The huge spider)

Cyberdemon - El Diablo con una bazuka (The Devil with a bazooka)

Icon of Sin - LA cabeza de cabra, con vagina en la mitad de la cabeza (THe goat head, with a vagina in the middle of the head)

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back then in '94 (I was 6) I used to call the barons and the following hell knights "booger dudes"...because I thought they threw boogers at you lol

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LOL deum that reminds me one of my friends little brothers would see monsters explode from rockets or bfg and ask why they turned into crabs

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demon-shaved chicken
trooper- gunny
sergant- sergant_shotgun
chaingundude- chain_gun_bob
archvile- archbile_banchee

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I didn't have any static names for the monsters. It was always random epithets like vaginaface or assholecockmunch, etc.

I basically find it fun to yell and swear at games. It all lies in how creative you can make it. I do note that the above combinations are not very creative at all, but I'll have flashes of genius at times.

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zombies (sergeants included) Troopers

Imps- Demons

Demon- Pig

Spectre- Asshole (I always used to die by them)

H.W.D - Chaingunner

Hell Knight & Hell Baron- Minotaurs

Revenant- Skeletons

Arch-Vile- You stupid cocksucker! Or just (MotherFvcker.)

Cacodemon- Pumpkin (read the novels before i found the names :P)

Pain Elemental- Bastard skull shooter

Arachnotron- Spiders

Spider Mastermind- Momma Spider

CyberDemon- HOLY S@#T!

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Zombiemen - Greenmen
Shotgun guys - Red men
Imps - Brownmen
Cacodemons - Red monsters
Cyberdemon - Big guy

When i got Doom2. I learnt they're real names

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Job said:

Did you ever use the patch to restore the Nazi secret levels?


No, but a friend of mine had a version with those in it.
I've to admit I don't find it especially bad to not have them... they are crap anyway IMO ;)

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baronofhell said:

Alboroto, that list was fucking great, gave me a good laugh.


This list brought so many memories... I'm glad you laughed with it.

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Baron of Hell - Minotaur

Imp - Raptor. The first time my brothers and I played Doom, we thought the first imp in E1M1 on UV was a velociraptor because, while we couldn't see it well, the noises it made reminded us of the JP raptors.

And those were the only 2 we had nicknames for, until the manual set us straight.

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Muscle Chris said:

nothing special, usually just a bunch of random curses when they'd kill me LOL


Yep, me to. Every thing from fucker, cunt to bitch. I liked to mix things up a bit.

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Former humans - false human

Imps - jerk

Demon - eater

Spectre - bare eater

Cacodemon - plasma head

Lost soul - gypsy woman (sorry for P.I. anyway; I was just a 6 years old child)

Baron of hell - bull

Cyberdemon - Bazooker

Spiderdemon - Dr. Praetorius head

Former commandos - Minicybronic humanoid with Spiderdemon handgun

Revenant - horror boss

Pain elemental - tan killer

Arachnotron - dwarved spiderdemon

Hell Knight - Ill baron

Mancubus - Fat artillery experiment

Arch vile - Satanic mage

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When I played this when I was a kid (8-9ish) I used to call the Bestiary this:

Zombieman: guy
Shotgun guy: shotgun guy (coincidence)
Commando: chaingunner
Imp: monster (they were the first 'monsters' you come up against)
Demon: bull
Spectre: invisible bull
Lost Soul: skull
Cacodemon: Brain (cus when you kill them you see their brains)
Hell Knight: New Big Bull
Baron: Big Bull
arachnotron: baby spider
revenant: skeleton
pain elemental: new brain
mancubus: blobby (enhanced by the fact thay say "blobuar!" when they shoot)
arch-vile: Alien
Spiderdemon: spiderdemon
cyberdemon: cyberdemon (both told you the names at the intermission)

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It's really hard to remember, since I learned them all from the end of Doom2 when it listed them. But I can try to remember...

Zombieman: soldier
Shotgunguy: evil soldier
Chaingun guy: gorilla with chaingun
Imp: spikey guy
Demon: Pinky
Spectre: invisible thing
revenant: Skeleton
Archvile: flamethrower
mancubus: fat thing
cacodemon: red ball
lost soul: flying skull
pain elemental: skull mommy
cyberdemon: giant rocket launcher guy
hell knight/baron: abba (from that death noise, I guess)
arachnotron: robot spider thing

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Zombies: "Where'd you come from, chap?!", (îòêóäà âû âûñêî÷èëè, äÿäåíüêà?!)later - Chap... I was 8 at the time, and was insanely afraid of them.
Imp: Monkey (Ìàêàêà)
Pinky Demon: Hog (Êàáàí)
Spectre: Shadow (Òåíü)
Baron Of Hell: Superhog (Ñóïåðêàáàí) later - puffy goat.

Thats it, since I only played the shareware back then.

And now that I'm swimming in a sea of Doom, I know all the names.

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printz said:
Lost soul - gypsy woman (sorry for P.I. anyway; I was just a 6 years old child)[/B]


Nevermind, but why did you call it a gipsy woman? Is there a legend that gipsy women are able to haunt you as a flying skull?

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I was around 4 when I watched my dad play Doom (That's right, I only watched.), but here's my names for the enemies.

Zombie men: Bad men.
Imps: Monkey
Demon: Pink cow.
lostsoul: Fire head
Cacodemon: Red head
Baron of Hell: Snot man (I honestly thought he was throwing snot at the time.)
Cyberdemon: Brown Cow
Spider mastermind: Robo brain
SoulSphere: Bobby
BFG9000: Green gun

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I knew all the names. I pored over the Doom instruction booklet, trying to recreate the monsters, weapons and items pixel by pixel in Clarisworks on my old Mac LCII, because the 286 IBM I had at home didn't have a 3 1/2" floppy drive, nor enough power to run Doom once it was on there. I stopped that shit as soon as my dad brought home a brand new Dell XPS P90 from work. Holy shit I was in for a surprise. Anyway yeah, no stupid names from me.

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All Zombies - Dudes
Imps - Evil
Cacodemon - Meatball
Pain Elemental - Rotten Meatball
Archvile - No-Pants Man

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