Samsonite Dynamite

[DOOMENSTEIN]

I like my little coloquialism. :P

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060825/ap_on_re_us/planes_security_problems

[GGG]

Only the third link is working.

EDIT: Second link.

Here's the link in clickable form.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060825/ap_on_re_us/planes_security_problems

[DOOMENSTEIN]

Everytime I fix the post...it keeps adding an extra link at the end...I don't know what's going on.

[Csonicgo]

If i were a passenger on that plane I'd beat that moron with the stick of dynamite until it broke apart on his stupid head.

[DOOMENSTEIN]

Csonicgo said:

If i were a passenger on that plane I'd beat that moron with the stick of dynamite until it broke apart on his stupid head.

Let's not forget the time a guy knocked on the cockpit door and got an axe to the head.

...and I'm proud to be an American...:P

[spank]

Heh, nice thread name :P

[kristus]

Csonicgo said:

If i were a passenger on that plane I'd beat that moron with the stick of dynamite until it broke apart on his stupid head.

You realize that Dynamite is Nitroglycerine mixed with sand right?

[Snarboo]

kristus said:

You realize that Dynamite is Nitroglycerine mixed with sand right?

That's what made it inert and revolutionized mining. Beating someone with it isn't going to cause it to explode.

[Bloodshedder]

Diatomaceous earth, actually. The fact that the nitroglycerine is adsorbed by it is what would make the dynamite not blow up if it were used to inflict blunt-force trauma.

[Sharessa]

Unless it was old and leaking nitro that was forming into crystals. Then you'd go out Arbst-style.