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Doom guy's catch phrases

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If the Doom Guy could talk, what do you think his catch phrases would be?

Example:

"All right! Who wants to get their ass kicked!"

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"I'm ready to kick butt!"
"I'm OK."
"I'm not looking too good!"
"Help!"
"You suck!"
"Next time, scumbag..."
"Come here!"
"I'll take care of it."

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Tris84 said:

If the Doom Guy could talk, what do you think his catch phrases would be?

Example:

"All right! Who wants to get their ass kicked!"


I came up with that when I yelled at our cats for fighting with each other. As soon as I said it, the one who started it, Willow, jumped over the gate.

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"I'll fuck your mom in the ass with a razor dildo!"
"Ooops did I unload on your face?!"
"Hoopah!"
"Choke one it!"
"KAZOOOMPAH!"
"Shotgun rape, shotgun rape, its awwwwwwwright"
"Blood from every orifice!"
"All the women and children first"
"Fowizzle my nizzle"
"Looks like I'm all taped out"

Ok I can't think of anymore extreme liners. But it would be awesome for some on to dramatize the Doom comic one liners and make it into a doom mod so he spouts them like Duke Nukem.

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I just came up with some more good ones.

"You're the disease and I'm the fuckin' cure!"

"Why won't you freakin' die!" (going up against the CyberDemon

"Oh, hell no! You did NOT shoot that green shit at me!" (fighting a Hell Knight/Baron of Hell/Arachnotron)

Impersonating John Cena "You can't see me!" after picking up the Blur object

"You're ten seconds away from the most embarassing moment of your life!"

"It's go time!"

small amount of damage: "Shit!"

25% damage: classic Homer Simpson scream

50% damage: "That's gonna leave a mark!"

75% damage: "I'm gonna feel that in the morning!"

Death: (loud) "FUCK!"

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myk said:

"I'm ready to kick butt!"
"I'm OK."
"I'm not looking too good!"
"Help!"
"You suck!"
"Next time, scumbag..."
"Come here!"
"I'll take care of it."

cute

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You sir, are quite large, and must, by deduction, have proportionally large intestinal organs!

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We are missing the obvious...

*berserk*
"Dynamite! I'm cooking with gas!"
"I got a handful of vertebrae, and headful of mad!"
"Now i'm gonna so rip and tear your guts, RIP and TEAR!"

*picking up a chainsaw*
"Ah, chainsaw, the great communicator!"
"Com'ere boys, I got something to say!"

*picking up plasma*
"I'm cooking with plasma, now we're in the BIG LEAGUES!"

*picking up shotgun/ssg*
"Ah, a shotgun I can RESPECT!"

*picking up a CG*
"The hell with respect, cuz now I'm packing 80 pounds of heavenly joy!
The chaingun baby! Hear and'lo 'er heavenly cry!"

*picking up BFG*
- Basically recites a long sermon about the BFG's virtues and how his eyes can't but wheep before its majesty.

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Tris84 said:

I came up with that when I yelled at our cats for fighting with each other. As soon as I said it, the one who started it, Willow, jumped over the gate.


Wow man you're a pretty good writer. Ever try pitching a line like this to a movie studio?

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Ralphis said:

Wow man you're a pretty good writer. Ever try pitching a line like this to a movie studio?


No, besides, I wouldn't be able to read the script. I'm visually impaired. Also, I don't know of many movie studios in Western New York.

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"I live... AGAIN!" ...Wait, no.

How about:

"How many angels can dance on the head of a pin...?" ...Not so much.

I suck at this game.

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"I'm a bad boy... and I like it!"

"What the hell are you lookin' at!"

"Damn, I'm good!"

"Oh, it's on now!"

(when in acid/radioactive/toxic waste/lava): [screams] "It burns!"

"It's time to lock" [pumps shotgun] "and load"

"Your ass is grass!"

"Your ass is mine!"

(when picking up the chainsaw): "I'm gonna cut you down to size!"

"Why won't you freakin' die!" (fighting the CyberDemon)

"Is that the bext you got!" (dodged a fireball/projectile)

"How do you like me now, bitch!"

"What now, huh!"

"That's you all over!" (after splattering an enemy)

"I eat creeps like you for breakfast!"

"Bring it!"

"I don't have time for this shit!"

"If you don't like getting your ass kicked, go back to hell!"

"If you don't like getting beat down, tough shit!"

"Sorry, was that your face?"

"What the hell?"

"Holy shit!"

"Shut the fuck up or I'll make you shut up!"

(when picking up BFG) "Now that's whaat I'm talkin' about!"

"Lick the blood off my boots while you're down there!"

"Tell your sister she left her watch on my night stand."

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I'll bite.

"I knew these Depends would come in handy."

"Big meat. It's about time."

"Damn. Where's a Jehovah's witness when you need one?"

"It's either 6:15 or Mickey's getting a blowjob."

"The name is Guy. Doom Guy."

"The gang's all here. Time to get bangin'."

(upon meeting the cyberdemon)

"It's on."

"Oh, it's on."

(upon killing the cyberdemon)

"You got f'd in the a."

"You got served."

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"a bullet hit me in the body. OW medikit. I think i need a medikit. now the blood from my wound is going down onto these shoes of mine. Shoes? or maybe boots. yeah boots. but they feel more comfortable than boots. Maybe some sort of shoe and boot combo? I mean it is the future afterall, or if a shoe and boot combo don't exist I should patent this idea and start marketing it"

doomguy says it in a nasaly whiney jewish way

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I got these from different movies over the years.

"So many assholes, so few bullets.": (Ford Fairlane, 1990)

"Today is the last day of your worthless fuckin' life!"

"Who the fuck do you think you are?"

"As they say where I come from,up yours!"

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Here's some good ones.

"Why's it always gotta be me that cleans up the government's crap?"

"Die, bitch!"

"Who the hell invited you?"

"God damn it! I'm bleeding! Now I'm pissed!"

"Oh! So that's how it's gonna be, huh!"

"You'll be sorry you ever messed with a marine!"

"I'll make you wish you were never resurrected!"

(if there was a flamethrower): "You're fired!"

"I'm your worst nightmare!"

"Fuck! I'm out of ammo already!"

"I got a backpack full of ammo with your name on it!"

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"DIE!! you brown guy that throws fireballs at me and makes all this weird sounds and you look like something that I crapped out this morning oh and you smell bad too and you remind me to my granny"

Myk wins who can beat that :)

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Tris84 said:

If the Doom Guy could talk...



I probably would not be playing the game as much.

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