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Csonicgo

How dating my ex was like playing DOOM II on nightmare mode

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OMG I think I may have married her sister! Sure glad that is old news now.

I feel his pain.

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How was I supposed to know "Hell yeah she's hot!" was the wrong answer?! Been in that situation before, what a switch-a-roo that was. Gave me a hard laugh.

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darknation said:

that premise might have worked if the author wasn't so fucking god-awful.

Well, the writing was absolutely terrible, but I laughed my ass off in spite of that. Or maybe it was because of it.

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What the hel does this have to do with Doom? Why was it moved here? It's just an unlucky marriage some Doom addict had had. The story is kinda banal.

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No, its not some marriage thing, its some cheesy similarity between how he got pissed with the difficulty of Doom on Nightmare mode, and how relationships can fuck up.

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Needs more impse. Clearly the author doesn't belong to the community.

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I imagine with an ex, impse would be too rewarding. Baronse at the least.

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Bashe said:

NEVER. AGAIN.

Anything one likes causes addiction to oneself, so I'm not guilty.

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I think he just didn't understand women. They're like spidermasterminds that are constantly plotting against you. So you gotta be the boss and blast your rockets into her sockets that are calling for attention with all the plotting! But remember to do it at the correct moment, otherwise your rockets will hit the walls and then it's going to be dirty.

Soo... Cyberses and bizzzarre bestiliaty with 4 legged brains strapped into tight shiny black latex with red upside down pentagrams! Rock'n'lool!

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