The question mankind has been asking for centuries

[Kid Airbag]

If you could pick one song to have a lapdance to, what would it be?

Go.

[Naked Snake]

Little Drummer Boy. Parumpapapum!

[Linguica]

4:33 by John Cage

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               

[Remilia Scarlet]

Depends. My choice would probably switch weekly. Right now, it's "BUT" by Koda Kumi, which has been in my playlist all freakin' night. Otherwise, it would probably be an Utada Hikaru song.

[exp(x)]

Linguica said:

4:33 by John Cage

Heh.

[Scuba Steve]

It's raining men.

[AndrewB]

exp(x) said:

Heh.

For the record, I would have chosen it as well. So I guess I also get credit for wit.

[Sharessa]

That song that's called "The Lap Dance is Always Better When the Stripper is Crying" or something that my friend is always talking about.

No, not really. I don't think I'd ever bother getting a lap dance or even going to a strip club, so I don't know. Probably something by Steely Dan, like Do It Again, or Rikki Don't Lose That Number.

[fraggle]

Beethoven's Symphony no. 9

[Kristian Ronge]

The Motorhomes - Into the Night

EDIT: Oh, shit, I'm sorry, I thought it said "song to have a slowdance to".

[Regen]

Cant really think of a song that would go good without joking about it, like maybe "macho man" by the village people. seen a friend get a lap dance once, stretch marks and all.. but thats just my area. theres a strip joint by me smack dab in suburbia that they have been trying to get rid of for a long time. its crack 'ho central.

[Erp]

Sir Mix-A-Lot

"Baby Got Back"

[Alboroto]

Tunak Tunak Tun

[Antidote]

No song would suffice. I don't want to hear some man's voice in the background.

[darknation]

Misirlou

[Ralphis]

Danarchy said:

That song that's called "The Lap Dance is Always Better When the Stripper is Crying" or something that my friend is always talking about.

BloodHound Gang. I believe from Hooray for Boobies album

[Enjay]

Antidote said:

No song would suffice. I don't want to hear some man's voice in the background.

I've been told that women sing too. ;)

[Doom_Dude]

Metallica: Creeping Death

[Zaldron]

Mick Jagger's Use Me.

[Sharessa]

Alboroto said:

Tunak Tunak Tun

Thread won.

[Zaldron]

Danarchy said:

Thread won.

from the youtube Tunak clip:

This is anti-chain!

If you are reading this than you are under the protection of anti-chain so you never have to forward a chain mail ever again. If you do you will recieve bad punishment for ever and will be cursed.

The Anti-Chain has spoken!!!

God I love the internet.

[YMB]

Anything by Weird Al. Especially "Fat."

[Inferno]

The Sesame Street theme song.

[Aleaver]

Rath Child America: I'm not drunk, I'm just drinking..

[Bucket]

DJ Assault - Ass N Titties

Obviously.

[Pete The Padre]

The theme from teletubbies


*You've Been Tubbiefragged!*

[kristus]

Neil Diamond - Girl, you'll be a woman soon.

[GGG]

Whatever sounded the best coming out of her mouth. Bonus points if she can turn a gagging sound into beautiful music.

[alexz721]

Ride of the Valkyries

[Alboroto]

The MacGyver Theme Song