Real age calculator (or maybe not)

[AndrewB]

http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=24506

It looks like they use a very good set of criteria, but here are the results:

Biological age: 22
Real age: 0.599999999

Average life expectancy: 74:
Your life expectancy: 95.4


I have to say I've never looked at it this way before.

[Fredrik]

1.3 years / 93.7 years, yay

[Isle]

Biological age: 24
Real age: 24.2

yeay?

[Bashe]

Actual age: 17
Real age: 21.2

Life expectancy: 69.8

meh

[EANB]

Real Age 19.9
Life expectancy 69.1

I'm not sure that I trust the way this works.

[Antidote]

Biological Age: 19
Real Age: 1
Average Life Expectancy: 74
My Life Expectancy: 92

[Inferno]

Biological Age: 20
Real Age: 2.3
Life Expectncy: 91.7

Damn I'm a beast!

[leileilol]

Biological Age: 104
Real Age: 276
Life Expectency: 120

Supposed to die by now :(

[Technician]

Biological Age: 20
Real Age: 21.4
Life Expectncy: 72.6

God I still have a long way to go.

[Steeveeo]

BA: 16
RA: 2.5 (wtf?)
ALE: 74
LE: 87.5

werid....its nice being young, aint it *rolleye*

[GooberMan]

Biological age: 26
Real age: 25.5
Life Expectancy: 74.5

So much stuff balances out according to this. Being overweight, depressed sometimes, and my grandfather dying of a heart attack at 42 is apparently balanced out by the fact that I eat healthy and exercise and have close friends. heh. I'll still be dead before I'm 60 of a heart attack.

[Kirby]

Biological - 18
Real - 4.5 (?)

Expected to die at 87.5

Apparently I should still be in Pre-K. Joy.

[Planky]

Biological age: 22
Real age: 8.6
Life Expectancy: 87.4

[BGbad]

biological age: 16
real age: 19.5
life expectancy: 70.5

[Sharessa]

Biological age: 23
Real Age: 22.4
Life Expectancy: 74.6

I'm a lot like Gooberman. The stuff I have somehow balances out. I am rather depressed, very stressed, and hate my job, but I eat right, have good friends, and I drink less than a glass of wine a day (and I was thinking I was becoming an alcoholic). Go figure.

[printz]

Bio age: 18
Visible age: 9.2 (I'm a baby) (don't tell me I act like a nine years old)
My expectancy: 82.8 (I want more)

How could some achieve actual baby results on their visible age?

[exp(x)]

Biological Age: 22
Real Age: 12
Life Expectency: 84

[BoldEnglishman]

Biological Age: 16
Real Age: 8.4
My Life Expectancy: 81.6

[exp(x)'s wife]

Biological Age: 22
Real Age: 15.5
Life Expectancy: 80.5

How sad... I'm going to die before Brandon....

[Kristian Ronge]

Just for laughs, I found out what the test results would be giving "optimal" answers (calculated for a female, as they have a higher life expectancy than men).

Here are the results:

Biological Age: 100
Real Age: 60.9

Average Life Expectancy: 103
Your Life Expectancy: 142.1


If you haven't figured it out yet, "your life expectancy" is just the average life expectancy for someone of your biological age, added together with the difference between your biological age and your "real" age.

[Bloodshedder]

22
17.7
74
78.3

[Maes]

Biological Age: 27
Real Age: 15.9
Average: 74
My life exp: 85.1

Cool, seems I'll be around for a looooong time :-D

[exp(x)]

Maes said:

Cool, seems I'll be around for a looooong time :-D

fuck :(

[Maes]

Yeah homie, digg it.

[myk]

exp(x) said:
fuck :(

Don't worry, this isn't accurate. It's missing the quite relevant "How annoying are you on the Internet?", where "Pretty much" more or less halves life expectancy.

[Maes]

I thought it actually enhanced life expectancy, by feeding on the life forces of others. Also, imagining certain people in a certain manner makes me feel better about myself, which, in turn, makes others feel bad and thus I feel better etc. etc.

It's a vicious circle :-)

[Bucket]

BA: 27
RA: 16.5
ALE: 74
YLE: 84.5

Ha ha, suck it non-smokers.

[myk]

Maes said:
I thought it actually enhanced life expectancy,

But you missed the moral of the story: It's all fun and games till the Navy man burns down your trailer.

[Maes]

Ah well, apart from that :-S Perhaps the Navy man should drink more nasty filtered denaturated alcohol with sugar to keep nice and quiet in his hole, then.

[Technician]

I don't believe this. I eat healthy and maintain a well body weight. Just because I'm a loner and an insomniac it puts me down 72. This thing will even deduct time if you’re balding or drive allot.