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Worst movies you've ever seen

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JohnnyRancid said:

I dont get it.


Trust us, we know what's good for you. Now on with the reprogramming.

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Frankdude said:

Worst movies I have seen are...
1.Pee Wee Herman Movie
2.Moonwalker

Anything else with a sick werido as well.

Paul Reubens isn't a sick weirdo. So he was jerkin' it in an X-Rated movie... that's what they're for.
They should make "masturbation-friendly" porno theaters with plastic-lined seats.

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Doom Dude said:

Maximum Overdrive. Is this the crappiest movie based on a Steven King story? I never read the book but I doubt it was much better. A comet crash or whatever makes trucks and tractors go on a rampage.... O_o


This was the only movie directed by King. It sucks, but in the other hand, the short story called "Trucks", which apperars in the book "Nightshift" is quite interesting.

The story might sound corny and weird (trucksn and cars are alive, they demand humans to pump their tanks, basically), but it's very well written. The imagery used is just beautiful. If the word beautiful can be used to describe King's works.

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yomoneyboat said:

Paul Reubens isn't a sick weirdo. So he was jerkin' it in an X-Rated movie... that's what they're for.
They should make "masturbation-friendly" porno theaters with plastic-lined seats.

Seriously. Also, that movie rules.

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Janitor said:

sex before violence kids....


Ugh what bothered me is that if I really wanted to see a porno, I'd do a google search and keep a fat wallet. I payed $9.75 and got what could have been an awesome horror flic, especially because I had always been a fan of the halloween series, and their have been so many sequels, all of which are totally awesome, but this one really killed the original taste. Kinda like what would happen if oh say doom 3 came out and poeple blurted out "fuck fuck fuck" like every 2 words. would that have made a better game? no. Would more sex make a better horror movie? no.

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Let's see. There was the time I watched Batman and Robin. SO BAD. I fell ASLEEP during it. Thankfully, I woke up for the best part; the end credits.

Aside from that junk, there also was something about this rin- wait, that's LOTR, which was good (if a little long). Lastly, the first Pokemon movie. (please trash it for me; I'm too busy laughing to death on how bad it was)

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1. The Fast and the Furious
2. 2 Fast 2 Furious
3. The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
4. any new movie in this franchize if become.

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c.imp said:

1. The Fast and the Furious
2. 2 Fast 2 Furious
3. The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
4. any new movie in this franchize if become.


Am I seeing a sort of pattern here?

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Janitor said:

alien 3?


More like Alien: Resurrection to me. Alien 3 was still somewhat closer to the original "Alien" feeling than that grotesque POS that came after.

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Maes said:

More like Alien: Resurrection to me. Alien 3 was still somewhat closer to the original "Alien" feeling than that grotesque POS that came after.

There is so much they could do with an Alien film to make it interesting, that Alien 3 just seemed like a big fail IMHO. The 2nd film Aliens took the whole thing to the next level and made it all that much more cool, then Alien 3 comes along and takes a step back. Alien Resurrection pissed me off from the start. Alien and Aliens were cool movies. The rest including that AvP film are just crappy filler.

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Agreed Doom Dude.

Even while reading the books, I read Alien, and Aliens was so much better. Then I got, hmm, maybe two chapters into Alien 3 and then stopped. I couldn't see the storyline of Alien 3 (especially from the blurb) to top Aliens in any way.

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Actually, none of the Alien movies really bother me. The first is definitely my favorite, because of its raw style, moody pace, tight character interaction, and raw acting. The second is a legendary action flick, of course, but the others aren't really that bad. Alien 3 is a bit redundant, but Alien Resurrection, although not to be taken seriously, is a relatively good parodic return to the series. Originally I saw the last one while in a more "AntiHollywood mode" (not as severe as Nightmare Doom's, though, heh) and said "meh", but later I saw it again on the TV and thought it was fun.

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I took A:R a bit too seriously when I first watched it (ie. was enraged), but then I thought it's obvious that it wouldn't make much sense if Walmart bought out Weyland-Yutani. Only then I managed to appreciate its tongue-in-cheek style, but as a fan of the original trilogy, I don't accept it as canon. In fact, it would be awesome if they just scrapped every Alien movie after Aliens and had Ridley Scott and James Cameron make new ones.

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I have a new one to add to the list: Undead. Worst fucking movie ever. It isn't even about zombies. It's about aliens, who temporary made people into zombies, then changed them back, then made the float into the air after "curing them all" with rain. Watched this at least 3 times before I finally saw the ending, and now I feel sad. ;_;

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Doom Dude said:

There is so much they could do with an Alien film to make it interesting, that Alien 3 just seemed like a big fail IMHO. The 2nd film Aliens took the whole thing to the next level and made it all that much more cool, then Alien 3 comes along and takes a step back. Alien Resurrection pissed me off from the start. Alien and Aliens were cool movies. The rest including that AvP film are just crappy filler.

I disagree with Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection being crappy, that both of them were an step backwards compared to the first two I have to agree.

Aliens is still the best one of the four but imo none of them were crap, the thing I didn't like about part 3 was the computer generated alien I would have prefered seeing an actor in an suit it just looks more real.

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dutch devil said:

Aliens is still the best one of the four but imo none of them were crap, the thing I didn't like about part 3 was the computer generated alien I would have prefered seeing an actor in an suit it just looks more real.

There's only one CGI shot of the Alien and it's like 3 seconds - the shot were the head starts to crack after being showered in water. The rest is either a miniature, a puppet, or a guy in a suit. I know what you mean though, the shots of the miniature running through the hallways look very odd. Something about the lighting is just totally wrong.

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dutch devil said:

Aliens is still the best one of the four

I'm not so sure. I think "Alien" and "Aliens" are so different in feel that they can't really be compared like-for-like. "Alien" was a dark, brooding, artistically shot horror-esque movie, where the humans were not at all militarily prepared and it had lots of suspense and only brief glimpses of the alien. (In fact, after seeing "Alien" I really wasn't sure what they looked like but I knew after "Aliens".) "Aliens" had the accent far more on action, a bit less on suspense, and was a lot more up front about the aliens and their appearance and the humans were, nominally, less vulnerable in as much as they were marines and "prepared" to face battle.

When I went to see "Aliens" for the first time, I was expecting something much more of the tone of the first film and I remember being disappointed and thinking it was a bit like "Rambo in space". Of course I got over that.

So, yeah, I'm not saying one is better than the other, just that they are so different (IMO) that I can't make such a statement. They're both good movies.

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I think I'm more an fan of Cameron's work and I think that is why I liked Aliens better and I quite liked the actors especially Hudson, another great movie he did was the Abyss.

Those scenes you mention about the alien running through those corridors were the ones that I didn't liked so much, what they did with Alien 3 was going back to the one alien idea thats hunts the crew like in the first movie, I liked the dog alien it was an nice twist to the human form alien it moved different and alot faster.

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Yeah, I agree with Enjay. Alien was a really good horror movie, while Aliens was a really good action movie. I can't say which one is better.

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c.imp said:

1. The Fast and the Furious
2. 2 Fast 2 Furious
3. The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
4. any new movie in this franchize if become.

3 3ast 3 3urious is shit too, at least according to the trailer.

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GGG said:

3 3ast 3 3urious is shit too, at least according to the trailer.

How are you supposed to pronounce that?

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dutch devil said:

I disagree with Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection being crappy, that both of them were an step backwards compared to the first two I have to agree.

Maybe crappy is too harsh? I certainly found them very disappointing. I only watched Resurrection once and that was years ago.

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Doom Dude said:
I only watched Resurrection once and that was years ago.

Well, you might want to give it another chance. I got a better impression the second time.

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Danarchy said:

How are you supposed to pronounce that?

Three Three-ast Three Three-urious.

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