Breaking News: transvestites invade McDonalds

[Lüt]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,313106,00.html

MEMPHIS, Tenn. — A troublesome trio of transvestites allegedly laid siege to a Memphis McDonald's restaurant Sunday night, sparking a brawl with the restaurant's crew, according to reports.

The new three stooges strike :o
Featuring guest star Martez Brisco

[Espi]

*attacks thread with a "wet floor" sign*

[myk]

Breaking news it surely is.

Imagining that reminded me of this.

I wonder if Laz Rojas was involved...

[Kristian Ronge]

Put on my stiletto boots
And I drove to McD's
Came up to the window, tapped it but
The guy wouldn't talk, you see
Hey there, Martez Brisco, don't you dare stonewall me
Yeah I'm in the mood to kick ass
And I'm as cute as a boy can be

Then I'm fighting in Memphis
Clawing with my nails, swinging a "Wet Floor" sign
Fighting in Memphis
But do I really make this brown wig shine?



Only spent like 2 minutes on it, so I didn't bother to add the cute notes.

EDIT: As an interesting coincidence, myk, "The Warriors" was on TV here last night.

[exp(x)]

"I guess that just pissed them off worser."

[Kristian Ronge]

Hahah, I missed that.

[Sharessa]

That's like the greatest story of the year.

[alexz721]

I find it funny that they hit him with a tire iron, but what sent him to the hospital was the wet floor sign, just after he hurled a vat of boiling grease at them.

[Bank]

Just like Fox News to vilify the age old and noble art of drag.

[myk]

The overload level of fabrication is so high they resort to grotesque parody to entertain their ad clicking audience, since these must be quite tired of all the celebrity gossip, gorged with blatant political propaganda, and jaded before the heaps of bugbears raining on them.

[VileSlay]

exp(x) said:

"I guess that just pissed them off worser."

yes as always they get the quote from person with the least command of english.

I also found it hilarious that the wet floor sign sent him to the hospital rather than the tire iron.

[Gokuma]

Piso Majado Motherfucker!

[Udderdude]

lol, mcdonalds.

[mattbratt22]

udderdude said:

lol, mcdonalds.

the tyre iron was the best bit.

[Doom_Dude]

How easy is it to pick up a thing of boiling grease when your in a melee and hurl it, plus nobody got hurt by it?

Also did Anonymous throw the grease? :p

I bet there was a little scrap or something and the whole story got Fox'd. heh.

[Vegeta]

Sounds fake for me, there are many details that sound unbelievable to make it true.

[myk]

Yeah, I wonder what the process for these articles generally is. If they outright make the story up, or if they take it from a local tabloid that has probably already stretched the story as far as it could, and build on it to make it even more ridiculous.

[Matt]

alexz721 said:

I find it funny that they hit him with a tire iron, but what sent him to the hospital was the wet floor sign, just after he hurled a vat of boiling grease at them.

Maybe they hit him in the same place twice. But the part with the grease was nasty. :/

[fraggle]

Doom Dude said:

How easy is it to pick up a thing of boiling grease when your in a melee and hurl it, plus nobody got hurt by it?

Maybe he had a gravity gun.

[Inferno]

pissed them off worser. lmfao

[Udderdude]

fraggle said:

Maybe he had a gravity gun.

Freeman : PHD in Theoretical Physics from MIT, and he ends up working at McDonalds. And somehow still manages to get in trouble.

(in before steamvalvehalflifesucks)