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Has any one else seen the new "BFC" size Monster energy drink can? I got a chuckle out of it.

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Ed said:

Why drink Monster when Cocaine has 260% more caffeine in an 8.4oz can?


yeah I think I'll have to start doing cocaine now, thanks for the info ;)

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Dear golly. I think I'll just avoid energy drinks in general, because I'd like to live past 25, thanks.

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Creaphis said:

Dear golly. I think I'll just avoid energy drinks in general, because I'd like to live past 25, thanks.

And what exactly is so bad about energy drinks compared to coffee or soda?

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Or a box from where monsters emerge, sure, why not? What about giant drink cans with an evil role?

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How about an alternative to the berserk pack/barrel. Gives 10 health points and 5 minutes of turbo boost. Explodes violently if shot.

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Ed said:

Why drink Monster when Cocaine has 260% more caffeine in an 8.4oz can?


HOLY SHIT


this PROVES without a doubt that Starbucks coffee is legal crack.

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Cocaine is a controversial energy drink that came out last year. It was banned in America for a few months due to the name. Right now you'll find it with a plastic skin over the original can, where the Cocaine logo is you'll see a white rectangle with "Insert Name Here". It's highly volatile and makes your face numb if you drink enough of it.

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uhhh... everyone knows that Taurine (found in most energy drinks) is bull "hormone" right? And by hormone, i mean, bull semen.

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Yeah, I saw that when my friend bought one a week ago. It even says on the can "yeah, you know what BFC really stands for".

Janitor said:

uhhh... everyone knows that Taurine (found in most energy drinks) is bull "hormone" right? And by hormone, i mean, bull semen.

Hormone != semen. Just read the article you linked to. It comes from bile. So bull puke, please.

Anyway, I still refuse to touch energy drinks. Last couple times I had them, my heart palpitated. :(

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I find the flavor despicable. The best way I can describe the flavor of most energy drinks is cotton candy fermented in Satan's asshole.

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The flavor is the main reason I drink them. The new Monster Chai Hai is delicious. Of course, there are some nasty ones; Rockstar in particular tastes like shit.

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Janitor said:

uhhh... everyone knows that Taurine (found in most energy drinks) is bull "hormone" right? And by hormone, i mean, bull semen.


Your own link says you're wrong. please2be reading your own links before you post them.

By the way, check snopes before you post. http://www.snopes.com/medical/potables/redbull.asp says you're wrong.

"Everyone", my ass. Why do people continue to believe and spread stupid lies like this?

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I can't stand all that energy drink stuff. All the ones I've tried taste like Flintstones vitamins for some reason, and they don't affect me at all.

I won't even try Cocaine. It's like a peptic ulcer in a can.

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