Kid Airbag Posted May 7, 2008 If you had to give up one of the following permanently, which would you choose? Oral sex OR Cheese 0 Share this post Link to post
Bucket Posted May 7, 2008 Having gone without both, I can safely say... oral sex. Reason being there is no alternative to cheese. 0 Share this post Link to post
Remilia Scarlet Posted May 7, 2008 Oral sex, otherwise there would be no quesedillas 0 Share this post Link to post
Bloodshedder Posted May 7, 2008 I would give up cheese if there was a promise of consistently available, disease-free oral sex from an attractive female. 1 Share this post Link to post
Snarboo Posted May 7, 2008 But what if your supply of oral sex runs dry...er, figuratively. :p Then you'll be out of cheese for life. 1 Share this post Link to post
Creaphis Posted May 7, 2008 I couldn't give one up. They're best together. 0 Share this post Link to post
Captain Red Posted May 7, 2008 But... you need cheese to make pizza! I-I need time to think. Oh God 0 Share this post Link to post
myk Posted May 7, 2008 Cheese. See, I could just suck her toes while she's at it, if I still wanted to taste cheese! 0 Share this post Link to post
Mechadon Posted May 7, 2008 Wow that is a pretty evil question...uhhhh, I don't think I could live without cheese D: 0 Share this post Link to post
Regen Posted May 7, 2008 If that was THE fetish in your life, meaning you almost have to have it to get off in one form or another, then i guess you would have to give up cheese.. im glad that its not a key need of myself (with this issue) 0 Share this post Link to post
Ralphis Posted May 7, 2008 Let's measure what I get out of each before I decide Oral sex: Pleasure A potential mess Cheese: Cheese steaks Cheeseburgers Quesadillas Grilled cheese (with tomato) Pizza Parmesan cheese on anything Omelets Mozerrela sticks Cheese fries Potato bites Anyway, this was a pretty easy decision. The winner is cheese. With that said, I'm glad I can enjoy the luxuries of being an American and enjoy both of these 0 Share this post Link to post
yetimothee Posted May 7, 2008 I'm African, so I think cheese. But i am scatpohile... Hm, It's difficult to choose... 0 Share this post Link to post
TheAdmantArchvile Posted May 7, 2008 I would give up oral sex. No type of sex can ever beat cheese. Cheese is the demiultamate power 0 Share this post Link to post
Texas Libra Posted May 7, 2008 I'd shoot myself and stick it to the man. 0 Share this post Link to post
Technician Posted May 7, 2008 Oral. I'm not getting any of that, so I might as well enjoy the foods I love. 0 Share this post Link to post
Alboroto Posted May 7, 2008 I'd give up Cheese. Cheese eating fat virgins of the internet, increase your chances of getting laid by eating less crap, exersising more, going out and including yourself into activities that don't requiere a mouse, keyboark, joystick, screen and/or cheese. 0 Share this post Link to post
Kaiser Posted May 7, 2008 Alboroto said:I'd give up Cheese. Cheese eating fat virgins of the internet, increase your chances of getting laid by eating less crap, exersising more, going out and including yourself into activities that don't requiere a mouse, keyboark, joystick, screen and/or cheese. Non-fat virgins also don't post on a forum board regarding to a 10+ year old video game. 0 Share this post Link to post
Ralphis Posted May 7, 2008 Alboroto said:Cheese eating fat virgins of the internet, increase your chances of getting laid by eating less crap, exersising more, going out and including yourself into activities that don't requiere a mouse, keyboark, joystick, screen and/or cheese. lol shut up u fukin fgt jock 0 Share this post Link to post
Kirby Posted May 7, 2008 Ehhh........hmmm..........bah! HOW DO I CHOOSE?!! EDIT: Fuck it, give up the oral sex. Cheese = too many good things in life to choose from. Besides, there's at least two other hole to mess around with, so you couldn't suffer THAT much.... 0 Share this post Link to post
Coopersville Posted May 7, 2008 Pizza alone would make me give up oral sex. 0 Share this post Link to post
Bucket Posted May 7, 2008 Kirby said:Ehhh........hmmm..........bah! HOW DO I CHOOSE?!! EDIT: Fuck it, give up the oral sex. Cheese = too many good things in life to choose from. Besides, there's at least two other hole to mess around with, so you couldn't suffer THAT much.... Haha, you were thinking about GIVING oral sex?? Loser. Plus, I don't know what "other 2 holes" you were thinking about, but you won't see me eating ass. 0 Share this post Link to post
insertwackynamehere Posted May 7, 2008 I dont like cheese so this is easy 0 Share this post Link to post
Kirby Posted May 7, 2008 Bucket said:Haha, you were thinking about GIVING oral sex?? Loser. Plus, I don't know what "other 2 holes" you were thinking about, but you won't see me eating ass. The fuck? Maybe the context of my post was off, but I sure as hell wasn't talking about GIVING. I'm saying that even though you can't get head, you can at least still get pussy so it's not like the end of the world. 0 Share this post Link to post
exp(x) Posted May 7, 2008 Alboroto said:Cheese eating fat virgins of the internet, increase your chances of getting laid by eating less crap, exersising more, going out and including yourself into activities that don't requiere a mouse, keyboark, joystick, screen and/or cheese. Congratulations, you're an idiot. Besides, oral sex doesn't even come close to a nice, warm pussy. 0 Share this post Link to post
Alboroto Posted May 7, 2008 Wow... people do easily get offended around here... The post was a joke, mimicking the way a not-so-clever-smartass would post trying to make fun of other people. First. The question itself proves to be a joke. Cheese is a very important part of every good arthery filling deliciuos tasting treat. I love cheese. I love almost everithing containing such product. Oral sex is waaaaay overrated. In that case: Cheese vs oral sex, hmm... I'd give up cheese. I can still have good sex without oral sex, but a cheeseburger will be the saddest dish in the world. Second. Attack someone within a forum and starting a war is considered to be one of the dumbest things to do... trying to sound like a full grown macho with a keyboard and a pussy on each hand just reinforces the fact that everybody will see me like a pussy with both hand on a keyboard. I'm J/k Third. I have nothing agaist virgins. Remember, thanks to a virgin now we have baby jesus. And I used to be one. For longer that I'd have wanted. So Exp(x), Kaiser, Ralphis, relax... try to see the sarcasm between lines. 0 Share this post Link to post