Wolfenstein Movie?

[Haloless0320]

Ok I've been hearing about this for about 6 months but I haven't been hearing alot about it.I dunno if it's a rumor or not.And I'm pretty sure that this pic isn't completely valid either.

http://www.belowe.com/2Blazcowitz-Zombi.JPG

[Naked Snake]

Obvious fake is obvious.

[chungy]

The alien on the right is ripped from Star Trek: Enterprise...

[Steeveeo]

However, I just saw a trailer for Max Payne, the movie, so expect another crappy game -> movie adaption anyways...

[Texas Libra]

Seeing Ben Affleck as the supposed BJ Blaskowiscz (sp?) should've been the tipper right there :P

[Stupid Bunny]

It will most probably suck.

The only way I'll see it most likely is if they have Hitler in his robot suit with the quad chainguns and all that. And if every single SS man cries out "Mein Leben" when shot.

[Inferno]

Roflcopter

[VileSlay]

yeah, wel there may be a duke nukem movie. let see if that gets made.

[GreyGhost]

Haloless0320 said:

http://www.belowe.com/2Blazcowitz-Zombi.JPG

I suspect Touchstone canned that project when this one was announced. Don't hold your breath waiting.

[Kirby]

The pic is clearly fake. That background with Ben Affleck is ripped straight from the Pearl Harbor cover

[Sharessa]

Texas Libra said:

Seeing Ben Affleck as the supposed BJ Blaskowiscz (sp?) should've been the tipper right there :P

Yeah, a YOUNG Ben Affleck. He's very much middle-aged now.

[Guest DILDOMASTER666]

I almost had a ripfart resulting in the changing of my underwear when I first saw the thread title, then I realized that Haloless is a retard.

Then I came very close to crapping myself again when I saw GreyGhost's post.

[GreyGhost]

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[AirRaid]

Wow. How could anyone look at that for more than a second and not scream "photoshop"? The Affleck image lifted from Pearl Harbour, complete with Copyright 2001 Touchstone pictures watermark intact, the Obviously Pixelated/Antialiased Wolfenstein logo from the original game, and a really bogus looking dude who actually does look like he's from some cheap B-movie or sci-fi TV series, apparently Star Trek... Yeah You can really look at that and say "Wow a Wolfenstein movie starring Ben Affleck!"

[scorpion]

Ben Assleck does kinda have the chin for it... More Wolfenstein Movie screenshots

[Haloless0320]

@Fisk and AirRaid:Well fuck it's not like a believed them.I just wanted an opinion on it...I noticed that the pic was photoshopped,I know it was ripped from pearl harbor,I'm not totally fucking oblivious.Plus how am I supposed to know the nazi alien guy was from Star Trek?I haven't watched that in years.

@StupidBunny:Agreed,a good wolfenstein movie would include Adolf Hitler in a mechanized suit,Mutant soldiers with guns embedded in their chest and Cleaver's for hands.(I'm not being a smartass,I'm serious)Though they would probably base it on Return to castle wolfenstein.