what the heck?? i dont get it.

[kain]

ok... so let me get this strait, god all of a sudden came out of nowhere and poof, created the earth. i dont get it. i am supposed to pray to thins god??? what good is that going to do? nothing. what happens when you die??? id rather believe that those out of body experiences are just what happens when your brain starts losing oxygen. o well, i got like 50 more years to live.

[Liam]

*Cries uncontrollably

[læmænt]

At this point, the story of the Dragon Ball is ended.

[nxn]

let MoSeS' MoOoSe guide you through your troubles son.

[IMJack]

What awaits us after death? Why should we care? I, for one, don't plan on dying soon.

You, mister kain, might wanna pay attention to this thread's descent into the big green abyss, tho...
[/quote]There's a place where everyone can be right,
Even though you remain determ'ned to be opposed,
It demands no qualifications,
It's where everyone has been and where everybody goes.

So please try not to be impatient,
Though we all hate standing in line,
And when the farm is good and bought, you'll be there without a thought,
And eternity, my friend, is a long fuckin time.

[Kid Airbag]

o well, i got like 50 more years to live.

Not if you keep eating whatever it was that inspired you to write this.

[nxn]

mmmm shrooms.

[Fredrik]

Here's something about religion that doesn't make sense: God being eternal. It means that God has existed for an eternal time. So an eternal amount of time must have passed before he created the world. Why the hell did he wait so long?

Science solves this problem with the logical and simple explanation that time was created in the big bang. Before it, there wasn't even time, so there couldn't have been an eternal time passing by.

[danarchist]

Fireing my friend
But I come back again and again
I just can't pretend
One more step and I'll start to bend

You try and live
And God says no

We go on our way
Just waiting for that lucky day
I tried every way
Just so that God can blow me away

I need some love
To start the show
But ask just once
And God says no

A lot of dust slides through my head
Scary thoughts like wishing we were dead
You won't get caught if you don't get queer
And you'll be ready for a new frontier

It's good to be bad
It's the best time you'll ever have
What the hell is this ultra sad
Pray for your cool and work on that ass

You learn too much
You'll never know
Just start to laugh
And God says no

A point of life flies through my head
A scary thought like I was someone else
And don't get lost now and show no fear
And you'll be ready for a new frontier

A lot of dust slides through my head
And scary thoughts like wishing we were dead
You won't get caught if you don't get queer
And you'll be ready for a new frontier
For a new frontier

God Says No