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Pure Hellspawn

Miss Indiana wins Miss America

Should Katie Stam be Miss America  

51 members have voted

  1. 1. Should Katie Stam be Miss America

    • Yes.
      7
    • No, she`s pretty, but I like someone else better.
      6
    • I would rather date a Spider Mastermind than her.
      12
    • This show is a complete phony.
      6
    • This poll is pointless.
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Well everyone it's that time again. Miss America has been crowned. The winner?




Her name is Katie Stam and she is a 22 year college student from Indiana.

I wonder what everyone's opinions of her is. Is she indeed pretty enough to be Miss America?

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Technician said:

I wish I had her talent.

I wish I had her vagina.

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Walking her home would feel awkward. And I imagine she eats like a pig and has a bad temper. She comes off a bit as the feminist type. Having her ride up and down on top of you might be interesting though. I'm talking about the spider mastermind.

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Judging by the poll, most people would rather date a spider mastermind. Me included. Cmon, you know I can't say no to a 4-ton cutie with a chaingun :P

But I would hate to see what would happen if I pissed her off.

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r_rr said:

Judging by the poll, most people would rather date a spider mastermind. Me included. Cmon, you know I can't say no to a 4-ton cutie with a chaingun :P

But I would hate to see what would happen if I pissed her off.


If I get a change to vote for the 2010 Miss America Pageant, I will vote immediately for the Spider Mastermind. I wonder what she will look like with the crown.

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Technician said:

I have a cacodemon in my image fold in the same vain. Artist?


He seems to go by "Bob Ross." Link and prior discussion in here.

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How am I supposed to judge anything on such a tiny pic?

Also, beauty pageants are bullshit.

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ugh, she is not that pretty. Voted that I would rather date a spider demon than her and I guess I mean it. :P

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Pure Hellspawn said:

If I get a change to vote for the 2010 Miss America Pageant, I will vote immediately for the Spider Mastermind. I wonder what she will look like with the crown.

I'm trying to visualise a Spider Mastermind promenading in a full-length evening gown - and failing.

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GreyGhost said:

I'm trying to visualise a Spider Mastermind promenading in a full-length evening gown - and failing.


Somehow an Arch-Vile in a dress seems a bit more appropriate.

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The best thing about dating a Spider Mastermind. If she ever gets mad at you, all you gotta do is say "But I love you for your mind..."

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Kyka said:

The best thing about dating a Spider Mastermind. If she ever gets mad at you, all you gotta do is say "But I love you for your mind..."


*ba-dum PSH*

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alexz721 said:

is it just me or are her eyes really far apart


Now that you mention it, she does look like something perpetually stuck inside of an aquarium.

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