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Maes

Most kickass game titles ever

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I believe that few, if any, games can compete with a game titled How to be a complete bastard. Had this on the Amstrad, too bad that it was clearly a Spectrum port...

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@Mods: I really should have posted this in Everything Else...

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Zombies vs. Ambulances
Jesus: Deadly Bio-Monster
Those are, I think, the two most awesome game title ever.

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Maximus XV Abraham Strong: Space Mercenary

This is the UK title. Elsewhere also known simply as:

Space Hack

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Maes said:

I believe that few, if any, games can compete with a game titled How to be a complete bastard.

Ade Edmundson. Go figure.

Can't really think of any weird game names, though I always thought Space Paranoids (one of the games from Tron) was a funny name.

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Gotta go with scar3crow on this one: DeathKings of the Dark Citadel. It just makes you want to windmill and air-guitar when you hear it.

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I'd have to go with Dissolution of Eternity and Death Kings of the Dark Citadel. Both sound like really bad Death Metal bands.

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The Green Herring said:

Invasion of the Mutant Space Bats of Doom

I played the shareware version of this game when I was a toddler.


Me too! That game actually kicked ass for a DOS shooter. Also one of the few shooters I found easier to control with a mouse, because your ship was so huge-ass-big compared to the play area, and collision detection was unforgiving.

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There was also a sequel, Return of the Mutant Space Bats of Doom, both of which I totally own.

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Destruction of the Soldiers, a Chinese robotranslation of how its letters read Doom. Or sort malheureux.

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alexz721 said:

There was also a sequel, Return of the Mutant Space Bats of Doom, both of which I totally own.

I had one of those and it was fucking awesome. One of the best shooters I ever played.

Anyway, I can't remember if Smashing Pumpkins Into Small Piles of Debris was a real game or not, but if it was then there you go.

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Non-Toxic Edible Green Slime

I forget where I heard this...I don't think it's an actual game but it occurred to me just now and it's an amusing title.

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Jello said:

I'd have to go with Dissolution of Eternity and Death Kings of the Dark Citadel. Both sound like really bad Death Metal bands.


Not a band, but there's a music album entitled "Dissolution of Eternity".

I wouldn't call Daargard a death metal band, though.

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StupidBunny said:

Non-Toxic Edible Green Slime

I forget where I heard this...I don't think it's an actual game but it occurred to me just now and it's an amusing title.


Perhaps you were thinking of this?

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