Best Band names?

[Dutch Doomer]

Smelly Rectum

[40oz]

My favorite punk and grindcore bands have some of the greatest band names ever.

MK Ultra
Watchmaker
Combatwoundedveteran
Dragbody
Trash Talk
Extreme Noise Terror
Stalag 13
Chokehold
Haymaker
F-Minus
Witch Hunt
Trap Them
Shitstorm
Trapped Under Ice
Officer Down
Nine Shocks Terror
Rotten Sound
Chainsaw to the Face
Spoonful of Vicodin
Arson Anthem
Slapshot
Brutal Truth
Die Kreuzen
Skitsystem
Aus Rotten
Extinction of Mankind
Fight Everyone
Argue Damnation
Reversal of Man
No for an Answer
Infest
Chronic Sick
Attitude Adjustment
Deep Wound
Hail of Rage
Corrosion of Conformity
Ill Repute
Ripcord
Moving Targets
Failure Face
Man is the Bastard
Asshole Parade
Siege
Straight Edge Kegger
Voetsek
Uzi Suicide
Molotov Compromise
A//Political
Jihad
Citizen's Arrest
Verbal Abuse
Bucket Full of Teeth
Mouth Sewn Shut
Artificial Peace
DeadFall
Find him and kill him
Kill your idols
Backstabbers Incorporated
Gaza
Kill the Client
Bathtub Shitter
Dahmer
Force Fed
Killing Joke
Lifelong Tragedy
Sinking Ships
Count me Out
Chain of Strength
Wake up Call
Warcollapse
Pisschrist
Concrete Sox
Cop on Fire
Leadershit

[Fulgrim]

If you want to see some good band names look up Pornogrind bands. Anal Gore Terror, Evicting the Testicular Squatters, Hymen Holocaust. Most bands try to have the most offensive name they can.

[40oz]

Most of them are just disgusting and make me sick just to think about. It's weird I love grindcore but I detest porngrind and goregrind. Another topic I'd like to contribute to is the best album titles ever.

[DuckReconMajor]

JohnnyRancid said:

Another topic I'd like to contribute to is the best album titles ever.

In Search of The - Buckethead

[Reisal]

Fuck...I'm Dead
Nunwhore Commando 666
Pig Destroyer

[Hellbent]

Mr. Chris said:

Fuck...I'm Dead
Nunwhore Commando 666
Pig Destroyer

Will that last one be useful in the fight against swine flu?

[Prince of Darkness]

Hellbent said:

Will that last one be useful in the fight against swine flu?

Wrong thread :p

[Butts]

Amputated Genitals
Trörkrvisätänsrökrëh
Anal Penetration
Vaginal Chicken
Vagitarians
Vaginal Mange
Viral Load
I Shit On Your Face
Yeast Infection
Grandma
Masturbation
Anally Regurgitated
Rectal Smegma
Vomitous Rectum
Venereal Messiah
Foetopsy
Ancient Necropsy
Bakbakwalanooksiwae
Angel Negro
Turbonegro
Cunt Shitter
Cliteater
Tentacle Pornmonster
Goat's Ass Trumpet
Corpsefucking Art
Gonorrhea Pussy
Goreanus
Begging For Incest
Bestially Raped Till Dismembered
Cannabis Corpse
Captain Cleanoff
Catasexual Urge Motivation
Cemetery Rapist
Fecalized Rectal Sperm Spewage
Spermswamp
Cock And Ball Torture
Satanic Warmaster
Cumbeast
Erektion
Holy Shit B.S.E
Fuckfest
Fondlecorpse
Gestapo 666
Faeces Eruption
Maniac Butcher
Meat Shits
Necro Tampon
Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis
Prostitute Disfigurement
Rumpelstiltskin Grinder
Shuriken Cadaveric Entwinement
Sexcrement
Septicopyaemia
Soldered Poon
Torsofuck
Syphilic
Ulcer Uterus

[exp(x)]

Zaldron said:

How about 2 letter band names? Almost no search engines take these in consideration.

What about !!!?

[Lüt]

Dick Delicious And His Tasty Testicles
Android Lust
Barnyard Perversions
Dillinger Escape Plan
C17H19No3
Priapismic Discharge
Katarzyna Skrzynecka
The Temple City Kazoo Orchestra
Don Davis

exp(x) said:

What about !!!?

What about his first post? :P

[exp(x)]

Lüt said:

What about his first post? :P

Ooops.

EDIT:

[Sharessa]

Zaldron said:

How about 2 letter band names? Almost no search engines take these in consideration.

Then there is this:
http://youfailit.net/qdb/?409
But Google has since fixed that. :P

Prince of Darkness said:

Frank Zappa

Err...that's his real name though.

JohnnyRancid said:

Another topic I'd like to contribute to is the best album titles ever.

My nomination, hands down, would be The Tear Garden's To Be an Angel Blind, the Crippled Soul Divide. Definitely the most poetic, any way.

[Reisal]

Hellbent said:

Will that last one be useful in the fight against swine flu?

What I've heard that the word in the band's name is referring to police officers.

[Prince of Darkness]

Danarchy said:

Err...that's his real name though.

Yep 8)

[dew]

i really like the little rhyme of World's End Girlfriend

the best album name imo is F-sharp A-sharp Infinity from godspeed you! black emperor. or this.

EDIT: the original symbols don't survive copy&paste :)

[SyntherAugustus]

Sky Eats Airplane

[Sharessa]

BlackFish said:

Sky Eats Airplane

In that vein, Cat Rapes Dog.

[Khorus]

Danarchy said:

My nomination, hands down, would be The Tear Garden's To Be an Angel Blind, the Crippled Soul Divide. Definitely the most poetic, any way.

Good, though it'd never win. Not taboo enough. :p

[Megaz]

And I thought I was going to be the cool unique guy and be the first to mention Yes.


Other than that, Plus-Tech Squeeze Box.

And of course, the best *song* name ever, St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast.