It's time for a weird, unnecessary, Hellbent-esque topic

[Creaphis]

Okay guys. What's your present weight divided by your birth weight? I'm curious because I'm a full-grown male and my current weight : birth weight ratio is 12.9 and I'm sure that's low. Put another way, if my mom, love her dearly, had thirteen babies identical to myself at birth, and stacked them all in a heap, I would weigh less than that screaming orgy of amniotic putrescence.

[Bank]

Creaphis said:

screaming orgy of amniotic putrescence.

That's my band's name.

[lupinx-Kassman]

Creaphis said:

screaming orgy of amniotic putrescence.

I instantly cracked up and forgot about the rest of the post once I read this.

[Ninjalah]

Bank said:

That's my band's name.

I hope your serious.

BoT erm... *gets calculator*

I think mines is around 15, but then again i kind of estimated most of it seeing as i don't know the exact birth weight of myself.

[printz]

Creaphis said:

if my mom, love her dearly, had thirteen babies identical to myself at birth, and stacked them all in a heap, I would weigh less than that

Is this a philosophical subject? A variable is undefined. Are you too thin, or used to be too fat??

[Hellbent]

What is putrescence?
Define necessary

132/8.5 = 15.5

[Aliotroph?]

193/3.44 = 56.1. Yup, a useless number. I was extremely premature. Now I just don't get enough exercise. :(

[Visplane Overflow]

193? I would've kept that a secret.

16.51

[kristus]

I don't have the faintest idea of what my weight was when I was born. All I know is that I was so late that they had me delivered by c-section.

My current weight is about 72kg though. Because I am a fit übermench. :p

[exp(x)]

Visplane Overflow said:

193? I would've kept that a secret.

You're a douchebag? I would have kept that a secret.

[Bank]

26.59

[Super Jamie]

Who the hell knows how much they weighed when they were born anyway?

[Sharessa]

210/8.8 = 23.863 (repeating)

Yup.

[Creaphis]

Woo, still winning! Though Aliotroph's impresses me too.

printz said:

A variable is undefined. Are you too thin, or used to be too fat??

135:10.5

Neither, really. But because of my size at birth they expected me to grow more.

Bank said:

That's my band's name.

If you want it, consider it yours!

[Nomad]

Bank said:

That's my band's name.

Actually that reminds me more of a song title. I would expect Bloodbath or Cannibal Corpse to have used it.

[Super Jamie]

I wanted to be included too so I asked my mum:

174/8.3 = 20.96

I find it interesting to see variances, with enough research you could probably plot a "max healthy ratio variance" for any given person by using some big formula.

Even when I was at my unhealthy absolute skinniest the number doesn't vary too much:

139/8.3 = 16.74

Or at my fattest:

196/8.3 = 23.61

I love finding tricks and patterns in numbers, but I suck at math.

[GreyGhost]

Overweight/underweight = 30.33

[fraggle]

[myk]

kristus said:
I don't have the faintest idea of what my weight was when I was born.

Heh, I think I have the opposite problem. I'm pretty sure my birth certificate says my birth weight but I can't find a scale on which to weigh myself...

[brinks]

Well, I was about 10 lbs. when I was born and currently weight about 130, so 13.

[Hellbent]

brinks said:

Well, I was about 10 lbs. when I was born and currently weight about 130, so 13.

damn... i think that might take the cake. How tall are you? I'm maybe a 1/2" shy of 6'0" (about 182cm)